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Chapter 196 - Ishtar is out of her mind.
🕑 Added 2025-01-30 00:22:22 +0000 UTCI returned inside, and Hestia was waiting for me at the door. She had her arms crossed and was looking at me seriously.
"What did you two talk about? Don't lie to me, or I'll get really mad."
"We talked about Ishtar," I answered honestly. "Apparently, she really wants to see me."
Hearing this, Hestia stomped her foot on the ground. "You're not going to her, no way. I told you before, didn't I? She's a dangerous Goddess. You're playing with fire."
"I'm sorry, Goddess, but I'm going there tomorrow."
"No, you're not!"
"Don't worry, nothing will happen. I need to deal with this before things get out of control."
"What did Aisha say? Ishtar is plotting something?"
"Aisha just said that Ishtar wants to see me and might do something crazy if I refuse to talk to her. That's why I need to go."
"Haaa~~" Hestia let out a long sigh. "What if I go with you?"
Hearing Hestia's request, I refused immediately. "That's impossible. I don't want you to be seen in that filthy place."
"But what about what others will think when they see you there? They’ll definitely spread rumors about you. You're famous, you know?"
"I'm not famous, Goddess. Only a few people know who I am. Unlike you—everyone knows who you are! It’s fine, okay? I'll go tomorrow, talk to her, and everything will be settled."
"You're just going to talk, right?"
"..."
"You liar!"
"But I have to do this, Goddess. Just one more time."
"What do you mean by 'I have to do this'? Is she forcing you? Are you being blackmailed?"
"It's not that... I have to do this to calm her down."
"I see. Ishtar is completely in love with you," Hestia concluded as if it were obvious. "How did this even happen?" She held her head in disbelief.
How could someone like Ishtar fall in love with her man?
Hestia couldn't accept it.
"I need to meet her. I have to make it clear that I don’t want her near you anymore. I don’t want her touching you ever again! That filthy Goddess!" Hestia gritted her teeth, furious.
"No, you can’t do that."
"Are you saying you like the idea of that filthy Goddess being in love with you…?"
"That’s not it. It’s just that only I can handle this. I’ll go there tomorrow, and after that, I’ll put Ishtar in her place. She’s already starting to piss me off too."
I'm getting irritated—even though I haven't had any contact with her these past few days.
Just the thought of her planning something against the people close to me just to have me makes my blood boil.
This will be the last time I try to make her submit to me in bed.
If that doesn't work, I must take more drastic measures.
'I have a bad feeling about this.'
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I went back to my room and kept writing until nightfall. When night came, Lili slept with me, and we ended up having sex. Now, I have another skill to choose from.
How many skills do I have to choose? Seven?
That will be a nice upgrade to my status.
I ended up falling asleep before even checking how many skills I had.
When I woke up the next morning, Lili was no longer in bed. I got up and went to the bathroom. After taking a shower and putting on some proper clothes, I left my room. When I got downstairs, Hestia was lying on the couch.
"Good morning."
"Good morning, Luan."
"What’s wrong? Still upset about our conversation yesterday?"
"No, I’m just focused. I’m rereading the first volume of Re:Zero again."
"You’re reading it again? Don’t you get tired of it? You could read something else."
"There’s no other book like yours to read."
"..."
That’s strange. I thought that more people would start writing similar books after bringing this kind of storytelling to this world—but that’s not happening. I need to ask Elma about this.
I prepared food in the kitchen since nothing was already made for me.
After I finished eating, Hestia left the living room and went to her room.
"Huff~~" I let out a long sigh and left the mansion.
I think it’s better to go to the entertainment district now and deal with this. Going there at night will be a problem.
Too many women will throw themselves at me.
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When I arrived at the entertainment district, I went straight to the Ishtar Familia’s house. At the entrance were two women, but they didn’t even dare stand in my way. They remained still, not saying a word.
I walked inside without giving anyone an explanation—just as I expected.
I went straight to the main hall, where Ishtar’s throne was—somewhere I had been before.
When I entered the room, I found Ishtar kneeling in the center, her forehead pressed against the floor.
"Welcome, Master."
Seeing her like that, I felt an overwhelming sense of satisfaction, but at the same time, I remained cautious. She might be plotting something.
"You sent Aisha to my house."
"Forgive me for that, Master! But I couldn't stand being without you any longer! I had to do it!" Ishtar slammed her forehead against the floor repeatedly in apology.
"Stop banging your head on the floor."
"Yes, Master!" Ishtar lifted her head and looked at me. Her forehead was red, and she was biting her lips. Her pupils were dilated, and her breathing was heavy, as if she had just taken some drug.
Tsk!
I clicked my tongue and walked toward her.
"What were you thinking when you sent her to my house? Hestia kept questioning me, and I had to tell her everything I was going to do. I even told her I’d have to sleep with you today." I placed my foot on her head, pressing her forehead to the floor again.
But instead of what I expected, Ishtar's breathing became even heavier, and she got even more excited.
"This… This… This… PLEASE, DEVOUR MY PUSSY, EAT IT UNTIL I PASS OUT, FUCK ME HARD ENOUGH TO HURT MY INSIDES!"
Ishtar stood up and screamed those words while drooling, completely out of control.
What the hell is wrong with this woman?
Comments
Igor Caetano
I love breaking her mind lmao
Chen Rui
LoL
