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Chapter 219 - Something sweet.
🕑 Added 2025-04-07 01:53:05 +0000 UTCAfter Rayne disappeared, I continued my exploration without bothering her. I’ll admit, I was really tempted to follow her, but I didn’t. I’m sure I’ll run into her again someday.
“Alright, let’s focus on finding a strong enemy. A Minotaur or a Ligerfang would be fun to fight. Hmm, I wonder if the Goliath is still alive or if someone’s already taken it down? I’m curious!”
I kept searching for enemies, and most of the monsters I encountered were Hellhounds traveling in packs. They weren’t intimidating, and just like the monsters on the upper floors, they were afraid of my sword.
I wonder what the true origin of this sword is.
I know it came from a dragon… a black dragon. But where did that dragon come from? Is it from this world? Or did this sword come from another one? I have so many questions.
But I pushed those thoughts aside and focused on the enemies in front of me.
After killing a group of frightened dogs, I grabbed a water bottle and took a sip.
Feeling completely refreshed, I was suddenly hit by the presence of something powerful approaching.
BOOM~~
BOOM~~
BOOM~~
I heard heavy footsteps, like a giant’s, and the sound of a monster snorting.
HUFF~~
HUFF~~
Loud, intense breaths.
I looked toward the source and saw a tall monster with the head of a bull. It was nearly twice my size. Its muscles were enormous—terrifyingly so. Just looking at it made it clear how tough it was.
I smiled as its red eyes locked onto mine.
We stared at each other for a few seconds, and then I pointed my sword at it. Unlike the other monsters, this one wasn’t afraid of my sword, even though it was only a level two monster. It didn’t seem to care.
So, I activated the skill Bloodlust to see if I could intimidate it.
One of the Minotaur’s skills is its roar, capable of frightening low-level adventurers and paralyzing them. But I wasn’t going to let it roar—it was going to die quickly.
“Speed. Attack Speed. Fire Magic.” The Minotaur’s eyes widened as a massive flame surged toward it, filling the whole area with scorching heat. The heat didn’t affect me, of course.
The Minotaur screamed in pain as its skin burned. And the moment the magic faded, I was already at eye level with it, “flying.”
I had jumped, aiming to take off its head with a single strike.
The Minotaur looked at me in fear. I could see the terror in its eyes. It was afraid of me.
Swosh!
I spun mid-air, leaving a trail of darkness behind my blade as it sliced cleanly through its neck.
When the Minotaur died, one of its horns fell to the ground along with a magic stone. I sighed.
“That was too easy. I’m way stronger than a level two monster. How boring.”
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After being disappointed by the Minotaur, I went searching for a Ligerfang. I chased down every strong presence I could sense. Along the way, I ran into some adventurers and more Minotaurs before finally finding a Ligerfang.
When I saw that massive tiger with its back to me, completely unaware of my presence, I felt a bit intimidated.
“Its presence is way more threatening. And I’m sure it’s much faster than the Minotaur. Luckily, I have the Speed skill and my stats are really high.”
I continued observing the Ligerfang until it finally noticed me.
As soon as it did, it let out a thunderous roar. ROOOOAAAR~~
The roar was so loud it made the dungeon walls tremble.
The tiger stared at me with its sharp eyes, and I felt a chill run down my spine.
Still, I stood my ground, waiting for it to attack.
I’m confident in my strength—there’s no need to be afraid.
Then, it attacked.
VUOSSHH~~
It dashed toward me so fast it startled me, but I was able to keep up with its movements. The Ligerfang leapt at me, aiming to slash me with its claws. If those paws hit me, I’d be in trouble.
But I easily blocked its claws with my sword.
After being stopped, the Ligerfang opened its mouth and tried to bite me, letting out a grotesque noise.
As its jaws came at me, I activated the skill Perfect Defense, trusting in my ability. I raised my arm and let it bite down. When it did, I felt nothing.
Noticing that I didn’t react and was even smiling, the Ligerfang panicked as my sword began to glow with a dark, ominous light.
“Bye.” I said, thrusting my sword into the side of its head, piercing straight through its skull.
The Ligerfang lost strength in its jaws and died slowly. Its body vanished, and I sighed in disappointment.
“Level two monsters really are too weak. I need to go deeper.”
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Feeling a bit let down, I decided to leave the dungeon and spend some time at home with Hestia and Lili. I’d already been down there for a few hours anyway. Speaking of which, I hope Hestia’s in a good mood…
She wasn’t too happy when I left the house.
Eventually, I arrived at the mansion.
I walked through the front door and was greeted by the sight of Hestia lying on the couch, reading volume 4 of Re:Zero. As soon as she saw me, she tucked the book under a pillow and stood up.
“I’m going to my room!” she said.
But I quickly ran over and stopped her.
“Hey, are you still mad? Come on, let’s talk for a bit.”
“...”
“You’re pregnant, you shouldn’t stay angry.”
“Stop saying that nonsense! I’m not going to forgive you just because you keep saying stuff like that!”
“So what do I have to do?”
“I want you to cook for me. I want something really tasty and sweet. Once you do that, I might consider forgiving you.”
“Alright, alright.” I chuckled and patted her head. “But you probably shouldn’t eat too much sugar while you’re pregnant. It might not be good for you.”
“Stop saying stuff like that!” Hestia got annoyed again and swatted my hand off her head. “And I already told you to stop patting my head! I’m not a child!”
