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Chapter 245 - 3,000.
🕑 Added 2025-06-10 21:15:42 +0000 UTCA few days have passed, and the second volume of Romeo and Juliet has been completed.
In addition, Elma released new volumes of Re:Zero and Overlord.
The first volume of Romeo and Juliet hasn't been published yet, but that should happen within a week. I'm curious to see how the public will react.
These past few days have been quite monotonous.
All I do is write. Ever since my encounter with Freya, I haven’t been leaving the house much. I’m worried about what she might do.
"Now that I’ve finished the second volume of Romeo and Juliet, I guess it’s time to deal with this problem, right?" But honestly, I have no idea what to do. She already knows that I can get goddesses pregnant… There’s no way to erase that knowledge from her mind.
And how am I supposed to stop her from telling the other gods? The only way would be to kill her.
But I can’t kill her with my current strength.
And... should I really kill her?
Despite everything, I actually like Freya as a character. Besides, I don’t want to waste the opportunity to make her mine. "Wait, maybe that’s not such a bad idea… making Freya mine."
If I can win her over, I could control her just like I do with Ishtar. Even though Ishtar causes some trouble, she still respects me and would never do anything to harm me. Speaking of which, I still haven’t talked to her about my fans.
I suspect she was the one who leaked the fact that I’m the author of the books—and maybe even my address—but I’m not sure.
But even if it was her, it’s not that big of a deal. It’s annoying, but not something that could ruin my life.
The secret Freya is keeping, on the other hand, could ruin my life.
Can you imagine all the goddesses chasing me down just to try and get pregnant?
"Maybe I’m overreacting." I’m assuming they’d all want to get pregnant and come after me, but I can't be sure. Still, I don’t want to take the risk.
Alright, so I need to win Freya over… But how? My skills alone don’t seem to be enough. She didn’t seem affected by the "Charming Aura" skill.
Would it work if I used the “Sexual Attraction” skill?
I think it’s time I started being a bit more daring.
Speaking of that, it’s been a while since those skills have leveled up. Charming Aura is stuck at level 9, and Sexual Attraction is at level 8. They haven’t reached the max level, even though I’ve had sex many times with Hestia, Lili, and Mikoto.
On the other hand, most of my other skills are already maxed out.
Including Camouflage, Invisibility, Teleportation, Healing, Regeneration, status-boosting abilities, and attack skills. Skills like Cooking and Writer haven’t leveled up much.
They only increase when I actually cook or write.
"The skill that takes the longest to level up is 'Reset'... Speaking of which, I haven’t been using it much lately."
Well, I haven’t really needed to.
Looking at things now, I need to improve my stats. I don’t know exactly how strong I am, but I’m probably around level 4 or 5 at most. That’s not enough to make the Hestia Familia the strongest in Orario.
I said that’s my goal, but it’s going to be difficult.
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That night, lying alone in bed, I opened my status screen to take a look.
Over the past few days, I’ve had sex a few times and have new skills available to choose from—but honestly, I’m feeling too lazy to bother with that right now.
I took a quick look through them, and most aren't very good anyway.
I’ll deal with that later.
What I really want to see is how many points I have.
“…”
Points: 13,655
“That’s more than I expected. And to think I spent a lot of points breaking free from Freya’s control.”
At least I have that skill now. I’m not at risk of being controlled by her anymore.
Name – Luan Taylor
Level – 2
Strength – 1,000
Agility – 1,000
Endurance – 1,000
Magic – 1,000
Perception – 1,000
“I maxed out all my base stats at 1,000 and stopped there. But I’m earning a lot of points now, so maybe I should invest some here. Hmm...” Should I add another 1,000 to each stat?
Or should I go even higher?
[Your Strength is now 3,000!]
[Your Agility is now 3,000!]
[Your Endurance is now 3,000!]
[Your Magic is now 3,000!]
[Your Perception is now 3,000!]
I decided to add 2,000 to each stat. I basically tripled my strength. I immediately felt my body heat up—I’m overflowing with energy. It feels like I’m going to explode.
I got up and walked to the mirror.
I looked at myself.
“No change.”
Despite the surge of energy and the massive stat increase, my body looks the same. I’m still the same height, with the same muscular build as before. Good thing my body stopped changing.
If my muscles had kept growing, I’d look ridiculous.
I brushed my hair out of my eyes and noticed I was sweating a lot.
So I went to the bathroom and took a cold shower.
After the shower, I felt much better.
“My strength tripled—but is it enough?” I’m still not sure if I’m stronger than Ottar.
I laid back down to try to sleep, but after pumping all those points into my stats, I couldn’t fall asleep. I got up and left the mansion in the middle of the night. I ran straight to the dungeon.
"I need to burn off some of this energy."
