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Chapter 246 - Tell him that Haruhime is in danger.
🕑 Added 2025-06-11 22:08:09 +0000 UTCI reached the dungeon in an instant and was immediately recognized by many people. But I ignored them all and went inside. I rushed through the floors at a terrifying speed. I was moving so fast that I could clear an entire floor in just minutes.
And when I activated the skill “Speed,” my pace increased even more.
In no time, I had already reached the 12th floor.
I waited for some Orcs to appear so I could test my new strength. I knew I was far stronger than them, and just as I expected, I was able to kill them all with a single strike. One punch to the stomach was enough.
When my fist landed, they were sent flying and died instantly.
Other monsters were also taken down with ease.
On the following floors, monsters like Bad Bats—quick and airborne—couldn't even get close to me. Using magic, I was able to wipe them out effortlessly.
My magic control had improved tremendously.
I could burn them midair, one by one. I created a ring of fire around them, incinerating them quickly. I did the same with several other monsters. Fire magic is definitely the best kind of magic.
In the next few floors, handling the monsters was still incredibly easy.
Then, I reached the 19th floor. I quickly encountered some Bugbears and a Battle Boar. These are known to be powerful monsters, but I killed them with ease. My strength had increased dramatically.
Even more than I expected.
Lizardmen, Firebirds, Mad Beetles—I faced all of them without using my sword or magic. Just my bare hands. I was bold enough to kill a Firebird using fire magic, despite it being a fire-based monster.
But the magic I create is incredibly powerful, so it couldn’t withstand the heat and died. A bit ironic, isn’t it?
Then I moved on to the 20th floor.
Then down to the 21st.
And finally, I reached the 22nd floor.
Once I got to the 22nd floor, the number of monsters increased significantly. Every time I killed one, another would take its place. New monsters like Sword Stags and Deadly Hornets began to appear.
Annoying monsters.
But they weren’t a real problem for me. I preferred using fire magic to deal with the Deadly Hornets since they were unpleasant to fight, though I managed to kill some of them with my hands too.
I started using my fists a lot—I think I should pick a close-combat skill in the future.
Huff~~ Huff~~ Huff~~
Panting, I looked at my hands, now completely filthy. Not just my hands—my whole body was covered in monster blood. I looked like a psychopath.
“Should I keep going?”
I looked around and saw a bunch of magic stones on the ground.
I thought about leaving them since I don’t need money, but then I remembered the generator I want to buy. It runs on magic stones.
So, I gathered them all and stored them in my inventory.
After I was done, I sat down and took a drink of water.
“That was fun.”
I ran through everything, punching whatever got in my way. I hadn’t realized it, but I’d been really stressed these past few days. I didn’t know writing could be so stressful. Beating up a bunch of monsters really helped.
After quenching my thirst, I stood up and considered whether to keep going.
“The 24th floor is where the strong monsters start to show up. Could be fun. I still have a lot of energy—I think I’ll head down.”
I don’t know how much time has passed, but who cares?
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Freya’s POV
“What an interesting man.”
As soon as Luan left, my lips curled into a smile.
‘He resisted my charm. That’s fascinating... though it bothers me a little.’
He appeared out of nowhere, gained influence and power, and knows enough to write something like that. It’s as if he has knowledge from another life—or another world.
And beyond that, he’s capable of impregnating a Goddess.
Blackmailing him with that information won’t work... I wonder what I should do next.
I sighed and got ready to descend.
“Impregnating a Goddess, huh? That actually sounds like something I’d like to experience myself.”
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Ishtar’s POV
Damn it, I can’t take it anymore.
How long has it been? I can’t stand this. I need to see Luan. “Aisha! Aisha! Come here right now!” I shouted, rising from my throne. Aisha entered the room and I stared her down.
While my body burned with desire, I told her, “Bring Luan to me.” I ordered.
Aisha looked at me for a few seconds and said, “That’s impossible, Goddess.”
“No, it’s not! You have to find a way to bring him here. If I don’t see him today, I swear I’ll go insane!”
“Why don’t you just find other men to take care of it? Before Luan came along, you had plenty of partners.”
“No, no.” I shook my head, drooling as I thought about Luan’s cock. “No other cock can satisfy me now. Luan owns my body. I won’t be able to feel pleasure with anyone else. And if I do, I’d be betraying him.”
“Betraying?” Aisha’s eyes widened. “Since when do you care about that?”
“Shut up!”
“No matter what you say, Goddess, it’s impossible. Our last plan didn’t even work, remember? Luan didn’t care at all.”
I had leaked the information that he was the author of all those books and even revealed his address. I made it obvious I was behind it by sending a member of my Familia to his home.
But he didn’t show up.
I thought he’d get mad and come here to punish me—but that didn’t happen.
Did he not even realize it was me?
“Aisha, we need to come up with a new plan.”
“Goddess, why don’t you just go to his house yourself?”
“No, that’s impossible. If I show up at the Hestia Familia’s doorstep, I’ll cause a scene.”
“But you’ve done it before.”
“And I regret it. Think of something, Aisha. Even if you have to go to the Hestia Familia’s house yourself. I’ve got it—tell him that Haruhime is in danger! He seems to care a lot about her.”
I had completely forgotten about her.
