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Chapter 239 - Luan, don't stop!
🕑 Added 2025-05-29 21:38:56 +0000 UTCWhere I had a lot of fun with Hestia. After having sex for three hours straight, we went to sleep, and when we woke up, we cleaned the room. After that, we had breakfast and went back to the bedroom.
I was going to continue writing, and Hestia wanted to help me.
So, another two hours passed.
I had finally written more than half of the first book. But there was still a lot left to write. I stretched my body, and Hestia came up behind me and hugged me.
"Good job. It's turning out really well."
"Thanks to you."
"I didn’t do anything besides give my opinion. I’m not that good at coming up with ideas. Mine are all too basic—they wouldn’t work for this new book."
Most of Hestia’s suggestions were recycled ideas from my other books. Slightly modified versions. She gave me the idea to imprison Juliet and torture her, similar to what happened with Rem.
I immediately dismissed the idea.
"But I appreciate the help."
"What are you going to do now?"
"I’m not sure... I think we could have a little more fun. I’m getting really close to affording the generator."
"I don’t mind, but what about Mikoto and Lili? They're staying home today—why don’t we invite them to join us?"
"Sure, but do you think they’d want to do that again?"
"They had a lot of fun last time. I think they’d be really happy if I invited them. I’m heading downstairs. Get ready."
"I’m always ready. My friend down here is already going crazy." I grabbed my dick, and Hestia laughed. Then she reached for it and said:
"Already hard. You’re such a pervert."
"We’re all perverts."
That’s not a lie. Everyone in this house is a pervert.
But to be fair, I changed them.
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A few more days went by.
During these past days, a few people showed up at the gates of my mansion again, but they weren’t shouting my name or anything, so they weren’t bothering me.
Because of that, I went outside, talked to them, gave them autographs, and shook their hands.
Every day, different people showed up, but they acted like civilized human beings, and that calmed me.
The girls didn’t mind me going out every now and then to talk to people either. Still, even though they were few and respectful, I asked them to stop coming by.
I told them to spread the word that I might stop writing because of this.
Eventually, they stopped showing up.
Another five days have passed since then.
Now, my life has become pretty monotonous.
I wake up, write, have sex, and write some more. Nothing unusual has happened lately.
"I finally finished the first book." I placed the manuscript on the table and began flipping through it. The first book of my Romeo and Juliet adaptation is finally done. It took longer than I expected.
When it’s a story entirely of my own creation, it’s harder to write.
Even though my "Writer" skill leveled up again, it still wasn’t enough to help me finish the book quickly. But to be honest, the skill upgrade helped me.
I had been struggling to come up with a good way to end the first book, but once the skill leveled up, my mind cleared, and I came up with something interesting.
"Now I just need to take this to Elma so she can take a look. I didn’t tell her I was working on a new book. I wonder what she’ll think of it. Oh, and I also have to bring a new volume of Re:Zero and one of Overlord."
I’ve got up to volume 10 of each.
I got up and went to the bathroom. Took a shower and put on clean clothes.
It was mid-afternoon, and Mikoto and Lili were out. The only one home was Hestia.
When I got downstairs, I saw her lying on the couch.
"I’m heading to Elma’s. Want to come with me?"
"You finally finished the first book?"
"Yeah. Took longer than expected. It’s the first time I’ve written a story like this, after all."
"Alright. Let me just drink some water."
"Sure."
I left the mansion, and Hestia came outside right after.
We headed toward the library, and when we got there, a large commotion was happening at the entrance. I was surprised since I hadn’t released a new volume recently. Maybe that’s why.
As soon as I reached the library door with Hestia, the commotion got even worse.
"Hey, isn’t that Luan? Luan, is it true you're going to stop writing?"
"Luan, when’s the next volume coming out?"
"Luan, please don’t stop!"
I should have been more careful.
Hestia clung to my arm as people kept getting closer, surrounding us. I started shouting, asking them to back off, but it wasn’t working. It was hell.
Then, I heard Elma’s voice.
"This way!" she shouted and grabbed my arm.
I took Hestia’s hand and pulled her in with me.
Once inside, we were taken to the back room while a few men—who looked like security guards—kept the crowd at bay.
Inside the room, Hestia let out a sigh of relief.
"What’s going on out there?"
"This is all your fault!" Elma snapped, clearly upset. "You told the fans you couldn’t write anymore! They rushed over to my store asking about it because they know I’m in contact with you!"
"I think there’s some misunderstanding. I said that if they kept showing up at my house and bothering me, I’d have trouble writing. They haven’t shown up in days."
"Well, the rumors going around are saying otherwise. The readers are panicking, thinking you’re going to quit writing!"
"Well..."
