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Chapter 247 – Powerful sword.
🕑 Added 2025-06-14 04:27:00 +0000 UTCAisha’s POV
Has the goddess gone insane or something? She wants to make up a lie like this just to lure Luan? Luan seems to care a lot about Haruhime for some reason, and I feel like this could end up causing a huge problem.
'But I have to do it.'
I went to my room and grabbed a piece of paper. On it, I began writing a message.
"Haruhime needs help. Come to the Ishtar Familia’s house immediately..." Is that enough?
I wasn’t sure.
Should I add something more to this letter?
"Freya is behind this. You need to deal with it."
Without thinking too much, I ended up adding Freya’s name to the letter. And why did I do that? Because I don’t like her. I hate her with every fiber of my being. I know I shouldn’t do something like this, but... who cares?
Luan won’t even know it was me who sent the letter.
Of course, I didn’t sign it.
‘He’ll probably assume the letter came from the goddess Ishtar herself.’ She never told me to involve Freya in this mess, but honestly, I couldn’t care less. I’m running out of patience with that goddess.
Even if I lose my position as captain, that’s fine.
I’ve already been thinking about walking away from all of this.
Ever since I met Luan, I’ve stopped doing the “work” most members of the Familia do. I don’t belong here anymore. I’m just acting as the goddess’s errand girl at this point.
She constantly insults me and treats me like trash.
‘I wouldn’t mind if a war between the two Familias broke out because of this simple letter. Not that it’ll happen, of course.’
I placed the letter inside a small envelope and left my room.
I went to the goddess’s chamber to speak with her and told her I’d do it.
"You’ve made a wise decision. Now do it quickly, before I lose my patience!"
I stared at Ishtar with cold eyes. For some reason, I started to feel disgust—something I’d never felt before. Everything that’s happened recently has completely destroyed the little respect I still had for her.
She’s so disgusting.
"Alright. As you wish."
I smiled and left her room.
I went outside the mansion and pulled the letter back out from the envelope.
Then… I made a few changes to it.
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Luan’s POV
I reached the 24th floor and fought some of the monsters there. But once again, it was easier than I expected. After almost an hour of hunting, I got tired and went searching for the valuable tree that exists on this floor.
It took me a while to find it.
When I finally spotted the tree from a distance, I immediately noticed a monster nearby. A huge dragon, completely green. It stood over five meters tall, with massive wings. But despite having wings, I don’t think it can fly.
The dragon was lying down, resting.
Judging by how calm it looked, it’s clearly confident in its strength. Confident that no adventurer could kill it.
I smiled and pulled my sword from my inventory. As soon as I took it out, the dragon’s eyes widened and it stood up quickly, going into full alert mode. Its gaze locked onto my sword.
My sword radiated a powerful black aura.
The dragon began stepping back as I approached.
"You’re pretty interesting, aren’t you?" I said, looking at the sword.
The sword’s name is Black Dragon, so it clearly has some connection to the dragon race.
Is this dragon recognizing its power?
I pointed the sword at the massive green dragon and it backed away, letting out a loud roar.
I smiled, and then the sword spoke.
[Weak.]
That’s one of the only things this sword knows how to do: call my enemies—and me—weak.
I smiled bitterly and said:
"Do you want to kill this dragon by yourself?"
Since the sword can fly and has a will of its own, I figured it would want to.
The sword started trembling, and I let go of the hilt.
It stayed floating in the air, and the dark aura around it grew even stronger.
The green dragon was terrified. I could feel all of its fear and despair. "This is going to be fun," I said, stepping back a little.
The green dragon let out another loud roar, but my sword wasn’t scared. It shot forward at high speed toward the dragon. It moved as fast as I do—almost like it had teleported.
Looks like when I increased my stats, the sword got stronger too.
The sword flew at high speed around the massive green dragon, slicing its blade across the dragon’s body. Even though its scales looked tough, my sword cut through them easily.
Wounds started appearing all over the dragon, and blood began to gush out.
I stood there, amazed, watching it all.
After slashing the dragon’s entire body, the sword floated back to my side and watched as the dragon slowly died.
"Isn’t this amazing?"
I don’t even need to fight—I could just let my sword handle it.
But of course, it won’t be as fun if I let it do all the work.
So, I grabbed the hilt again, and the dragon finally exploded into particles of light as its body disappeared. I didn’t even have to lift a finger to deal with it. Truly phenomenal. Increasing my stats was definitely the right choice.
I picked up the dragon’s magic stone, though it didn’t drop any items.
I walked over to the large tree it had been guarding.
"What is this? A gemstone tree? It’s so beautiful." I approached the trunk and touched it, but as I did, I heard a voice behind me.
"You really are strong."
I turned around and saw a huge man standing there.
