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Chapter 257 - Old Mission.
🕑 Added 2025-07-07 04:55:12 +0000 UTCFreya’s POV
“So you’re telling me that Luan is much stronger than he looks and that you were defeated?”
“…”
I can’t believe it. When I saw him, he didn’t seem that powerful. But thinking back, he did resist my charm. That can’t be a coincidence. I underestimated him.
I let out a sigh and said to Ottar, “Alright. Good work.”
“What will you do now?” Ottar asked. I could feel his anger. I can’t remember the last time Ottar was defeated by anyone. He’s not used to this. He’s furious.
“I’ll leave him alone for now.”
Ottar stood up to leave, but just before walking out, he seemed to remember something.
“He told me something.”
“Hm?”
“He said that if you want to talk to him, you’ll have to go there and speak to him in person.”
“He said that?”
“Yes.”
“Interesting.”
He wants me to come to him. But why? Is it because he refuses to obey me and wants to make me crawl to him? What an intriguing man. The corners of my lips curved into a smile.
“Alright. You can go now.”
Ottar left the room, and I stood up. I poured some wine into a glass and walked to the window.
“I want to speak with him again.”
Ever since I met him in person that day, I haven’t been able to stop thinking about him for some reason. It’s as if he used some kind of charm skill on me, making me think about him twenty-four hours a day.
I just can’t stop thinking about him.
I need to calm down.
I took a few sips of wine and let out another sigh.
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Luan’s POV
A few days had passed since Ottar came to the mansion, but Freya hadn’t shown up. I guess she decided not to come talk to me in person. Is she afraid of me or something?
No, of course not.
She probably doesn’t want to expose herself.
Yaaawn~~ I let out a big yawn and got up. I had spent the whole night writing again. “I finished book two of Romeo and Juliet, and wrote another volume of Re:Zero and Overlord.”
I left my room and went down to the kitchen.
I washed my face at the sink and started preparing breakfast.
Just as I finished setting everything on the table, Hestia came down the stairs looking sleepy. She had just woken up. “Good morning, Luan~~” she said when she saw me and ran over.
She hugged me and leaned in for a kiss.
“Good morning.” I kissed her dry lips. “I made breakfast. I’ll go wake the others.”
“Alright~~” Hestia sat down and began eating. She hadn’t even washed her face.
I smiled and headed upstairs. I went to Mikoto’s room and knocked. After a few knocks, Mikoto opened the door. She was already dressed in her usual kimono. “You’re already up?”
“I woke up a few minutes ago.”
“Breakfast is ready.”
“Alright, I’ll be down soon.”
After that, I knocked on Lili’s and Haruhime’s doors as well.
Once everyone was gathered at the table, I finally sat down to eat.
“You stayed up all night again?” Mikoto asked.
“Yeah, I finished a few books. I’ll rest for a couple of days now.”
“You better rest! You’re overworking yourself!”
“Don’t exaggerate. I just sit and write books—it’s not that exhausting.”
Especially since I’m just copying Re:Zero and Overlord.
“Even if you’re just sitting and writing, it’s still tiring!” Hestia protested.
“Yeah, yeah.” I gave a small chuckle.
After we finished breakfast, Hestia and the other three girls stayed at the table drinking tea and chatting, while I left the mansion for a walk.
However, as soon as I stepped outside, a bunch of fans started swarming me, so I had to teleport away to escape.
I appeared on top of a nearby building.
I sighed and looked out over the streets.
“Hm?” That’s when I saw someone. “Tiona?”
She usually doesn’t walk around the city alone like that.
What a great opportunity.
I remembered an old system quest that’s been active for a long time:
[Get Tiona to join in this complicated relationship.]
[Reward: 300 points.]
Yes, the system wants Tiona to join my relationship with Tione.
That mission is ancient—I’m surprised it’s still active.
“I want to complete that mission. I wonder what it’s like to have sex with two sisters.”
Two beautiful sisters.
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I used my teleportation skill and appeared in a nearby alley. Then, I slowly walked toward Tiona, pretending I hadn’t seen her before. As I passed by her, she recognized me.
“Luan!” she exclaimed in surprise.
“Tiona? I didn’t see you there, sorry.”
“No, it’s fine. Haha.” Tiona smiled a little awkwardly, clearly flustered. She’s embarrassed.
She really likes me, but how should I complete this mission?
I can’t just say, “Have sex with me and your sister,” or even just, “Have sex with me.”
I guess I’ll need to approach her slowly.
Oh—and I can’t let Ais find out about this.
“Isn’t that Luan? The author of Re:Zero?”
“It’s him!”
“Luan, can I get your autograph?”
Then a crowd started forming around me again.
I clicked my tongue and grabbed Tiona’s hand. “If this makes you uncomfortable, I’m sorry,” I said, and activated the teleport skill. The two of us reappeared on top of a nearby building.
Tiona’s eyes widened. “Wow, what was that?!”
“It’s one of my skills,” I said, glancing down.
The people below were looking around, confused.
Tiona laughed. “Look at them searching for you. Hahaha.”
“Pftt…” I laughed too. “How about we grab something to eat? We can chat a bit. Or was I bothering you?”
“You weren’t bothering me. I was just out walking.”
“What a coincidence, me too. Unfortunately, I can’t walk around the city in peace. I keep getting stopped by fans.”
“I can imagine how annoying that must be…”
“Well, if we go to an empty restaurant, no one will bother us. What do you say?”
“Sure.” She gave a wide smile.
Tiona is really happy about my invitation. Completing this mission won’t take long.
