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Chapter 261 - Marriage?
🕑 Added 2025-07-31 03:30:36 +0000 UTCHestia froze for a few seconds, unsure of what to say. She then averted her gaze, her face flushed. “I…” She took a moment to gather the cou
Hestia froze for a few seconds, unsure of what to say. She then averted her gaze, her face flushed. “I…” She took a moment to gather the courage to speak, but finally said, “I want to get married.”
“You’re not embarrassed about sucking my dick, but you’re embarrassed to say that?”
Hearing my words, Hestia became irritated. “You can’t take anything seriously! GRRR!” She grabbed one of the pillows and threw it at me. I caught the pillow and started laughing.
“Hahaha, I’m just kidding, stop that.”
“This isn’t funny! I was being serious!”
“I’m serious too. If you really want to get married, let’s do it.”
“...” Hestia opened her mouth to say something but couldn’t.
“We can wait until our child is born, or we can do it now.”
“Now?!”
“Well, it’s up to you. To me, you’re already my wife. But if you want a wedding ceremony, I’m not against it.”
“Hold on, that’s way too sudden! We have to plan everything first!”
“I know~~ Silly. I’ll leave that job to you.”
“No way! We’re going to plan this wedding together!”
“But I’ve never done this before,” I replied.
“And do you think I’ve been married before?”
“...”
“Then it’s settled. Starting today, we’re going to plan our wedding. I’ll talk to Lili and Mikoto about it, I’m sure they’ll help.”
“Huh? I thought you were going to keep it a secret from them.”
“Why would I? You’re going to marry them too.”
“Huh? Now?”
“Of course! Or do you think they’d accept a wedding just between the two of us? They need to be part of it too,” Hestia said.
I was startled.
Not because I’ll have to marry three women, but because of what people will think.
‘Has there ever been a case of a man marrying three women at once in this world? And one of them is a goddess…’
“Luan?”
“Ah, yes. Alright, we’ll talk to all of them.”
“Even Haruhime?”
“Well, she’s going to the wedding anyway. If she wants to help, that’d be great.”
“Alright!” Hestia jumped out of bed. “Suddenly, I feel so excited!”
Unlike Hestia, I was a bit nervous.
I let out a long sigh.
‘I’m worrying too much. I’m going to marry the three women I love, and that’s what matters.’
I don’t need to worry about what others think about it.
No one will try to stop this wedding… right?
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Hestia changed her clothes and ran to Lili’s room. I also left the room and smiled bitterly as I watched Hestia drag a sleepy Lili out of her room.
She dragged Lili to Mikoto’s room and then they all went to Haruhime’s room.
I heard Haruhime scream as I was going down the stairs.
I sighed and then chuckled.
“Well, I’m not going to get in their way.”
Hestia was extremely excited about the idea of having a wedding ceremony. It had been a long time since I’d seen her like that. Even her exhaustion had completely vanished.
‘I have to make this happen.’
I want to marry all of them.
My relationship with all of them is already well-known. The only thing not yet known is Mikoto and Hestia’s pregnancies.
I don’t mind if they find out about Mikoto and Lili’s pregnancies, but Hestia’s… I want to keep that a secret for a little longer.
Time passed.
I had already finished eating when the girls finally came down the stairs.
They were all excited, except Haruhime.
As soon as they reached the bottom floor, Haruhime looked at me as if asking for help. So I said, “Haruhime, can we talk for a bit?”
Everyone was surprised except her.
“Sure.” She sighed and followed me into the kitchen.
“Are you insane?” Haruhime asked when we arrived in the kitchen.
“What did Hestia tell you?”
“Everything. She said you want to hold a wedding ceremony and marry her, Mikoto, and Lili at the same time. This isn’t going to work!”
“Has anyone ever done it before?”
“Not that I remember.”
“Then how can you be sure it won’t work?”
“I’m not talking about the ceremony. I’m talking about you marrying three women at the same time. And one of them is a goddess!”
“I thought the same thing as you. A lot of people are going to be very uncomfortable with this.”
“Not everyone will care, but there’s a group who definitely will.”
“The gods will be upset?”
“Hmmm… I’m not sure. I’m more worried about jealous men.”
“Wait… You’re worried about that? I thought you were concerned about the other gods and high-ranking members of other Familias… You’re worried about jealous men?!”
“You have no idea what a jealous man is capable of doing.”
“Hahaha.” I laughed. “It’s fine. I could even kill the strongest adventurer in the city if I wanted to. I’m not worried about jealous adventurers.”
“If you’re that strong, you shouldn’t even be worried about the gods or high-ranking members of other Familias.”
“But I’m not worried.”
“You just said—”
“I thought you were worried about the gods. I’m not worried.”
“Ugh, damn it, this is so confusing. I can’t talk to you without getting confused.”
“...” I laughed and then placed my hand on her head.
Haruhime instinctively stepped away from me.
“You’re not going to ask me to marry you too, are you?”
“Do you want me to?”
Haruhime’s face turned red and she replied,
“No, I don’t want to!”
