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Chapter 291 - Conversation about Ais, Tiona, and Tione.
🕑 Added 2025-12-15 01:58:41 +0000 UTCThe reason I haven't been posting many chapters is because of personal problems I'm going through.
There are many, many of them.
Some of you who have been with me for a long time know that my mother passed away not long ago, my grandfather is very ill, and now my cousin is also seriously ill.
I hope you understand.
Enjoy the chapter!
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When she heard my words, Hestia ignored me and let out a sigh. Then she stood up and walked into the living room. I stayed at the table and began eating in silence while the other three chatted.
They talked about trivial things until the conversation shifted to a rather delicate topic.
“What did you do with Ais yesterday?” Lili asked.
“I didn’t do anything,” I replied.
“I doubt that. How did you go out with her, stay out for so long, and do nothing? I thought you had at least kissed her. Is Ais too shy to do that kind of thing?” She smiled.
“I’m telling the truth. I didn’t do anything with her. She ended up confessing her feelings to me, and she will be my woman from now on. However, I have to take things slowly. Ais is a very difficult girl.”
“Hmmm…” Lili smiled mischievously. “And Tiona? Did you do it with her yesterday? You went out with both of them, didn’t you?”
I looked at Mikoto.
“I didn’t tell her anything.”
Well, Ais and Tiona came here together.
“I did it with Tiona.”
“I’m not surprised. You’ve done it with her before, haven’t you?”
I didn’t answer and continued eating.
Haruhime, who had been listening to everything, asked, “How many women have you done it with already? Every day it’s a different woman.”
She definitely thinks I’m an idiot womanizer. I can’t blame her—that’s exactly what I am.
But even so, she doesn’t seem to hate me for it. In fact, she seems quite interested in this kind of thing ever since she saw me having sex with Hestia in the living room. I haven’t talked much with her since then, but every time we do talk, the conversation ends up being quite spicy.
“I don’t remember, but it was many.”
Tiona, Tione, Hestia, Lili, Mikoto, Aisha, those two friends (completely irrelevant characters) I slept with shortly after arriving in this world… I’ve been with many women so far.
“…”
“What is it? Do you want to be added to his list too?” Lili asked Haruhime.
Haruhime’s face turned red, and her ears and tail stood straight up. She was clearly shocked by Lili’s question.
“Don’t say such nonsense!” she shouted, slamming her hands on the table. Then she stood up and left the dining table.
Lili laughed loudly and then said, “You should do it with her, Luan. She looks very eager. Ever since she left that job, she hasn’t done it with anyone~~”
Everyone knows what Haruhime’s job used to be, but no one knows that she is actually a virgin.
‘Well, there’s no need to tell anyone that.’
“Not now. Haruhime isn’t ready for that.”
I’m sure that if I try to do anything, she’ll faint. I don’t want to do it with her unconscious. I want her to enjoy her first time. I would feel guilty doing something like that to an unconscious woman, even if it were consensual.
It’s impossible.
“Hm? Not ready? Her?” Mikoto, who doesn’t know that Haruhime is actually a virgin, looked surprised at my words.
“…”
I didn’t say anything more and finished eating.
After I was done, I asked Lili and Mikoto to go to their rooms and went to the living room to talk privately with Hestia about Ais and Tiona.
Actually, I also need to tell her about Tione, who is also my woman.
It’s been some time since I last had sex with her. I need to meet her soon.
Tione – 80% (Status: In Love)
Even though I haven’t been with her for a while, her percentage remains very high, and she’s still in love.
Whenever I have sex with a woman and make her fall in love with me, it’s very difficult for her to forget me.
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As soon as I sat down next to Hestia, she sighed and said, “What do you want? Why did you send them upstairs? Can’t they hear our conversation?”
“That’s not it. You might get angry, and I don’t want them to see that.” I smiled at Hestia.
“What did you do this time?” she asked.
“It’s about Ais, Tiona, and Tione.”
“Wait!” Hestia shouted, then snuggled into the couch. After that, she took a few deep breaths to calm herself and said, “Say everything you have to say. After that, I’ll decide whether I should get angry or not.”
“…” I opened my mouth but froze.
I almost laughed.
After taking a deep breath, I said, “I’ll be very straightforward. Ais, Tiona, and Tione—all of them confessed their feelings to me. They like me a lot, just like you, Mikoto, and Lili.”
“…”
“And I decided to accept them as my women.”
“You…” Hestia’s eyebrow twitched. She was starting to get angry.
“But they won’t live here. I intend to treat them as my women, but I don’t plan to bring them to live with me. They’ll remain in the Loki Familia.”
“…”
“That’s better this way, isn’t it? You won’t have to live with them. I know you don’t like them.” I never understood Hestia’s hatred toward them.
“I don’t hate them!” Hestia shouted. “I hate that you sleep with them! I hate thinking about you being with all those women! That’s what I hate!”
“Hestia… but you’ve already slept with me and Mikoto at the same time… with you and Lili too. Are you jealous of them as well?”
“I am jealous of them too, but I’ve gotten used to it! I didn’t want you to fall in love with even more women! If you fall in love with so many women, there’ll be little love left for me! I don’t like having your attention divided among so many women!”
“I’ve told you this before, haven’t I? You are my first woman—the first woman I ever fell in love with. You will always be number one in my heart. The love I feel for Ais, Tiona, and Tione doesn’t even come close to the love I feel for you.”
“…”
“Don’t worry. Everything will remain the same. We’ll sleep together almost every day, I’ll stay by your side whenever you need me, and I’ll take care of you even after I’m gone. I promise you that.”
“Why are you saying this all of a sudden?”
“Because it’s true. I’m human—one day I will die. And until that day, you will always be number one in my heart.” I smiled gently at Hestia.
