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Chapter 292 - Number 1.
🕑 Added 2025-12-19 01:16:59 +0000 UTCPOV: Hestia
When I heard Luan’s words, I was left speechless. It’s true—he’s human. He will die in a few years. Even if humans can become powerful, they are not immortal. Just thinking about that makes my heart ache.
“Never say something like that again,” I told him.
“What’s with that expression? You’re overthinking it. It’s fine—we still have many years to live together,” Luan laughed, but I didn’t find it funny at all.
“Idiot,” I said.
I thought about it so much that even the anger I had been feeling faded away.
However, as soon as the image of Luan together with those three women came to my mind, I started getting irritated again. Still, I took a deep breath and tried to calm myself. Would things really change that much if that happened?
I began to consider everything Luan had said.
He has never left my side, even though he’s been involved with many women. And he wasn’t lying when he said I would always be number one in his heart. He truly loves me more than he loves all the other women in his life.
But even knowing that, my heart still aches when he’s with them.
Even though I feel jealous of Lili and Mikoto, my heart doesn’t hurt when he has sex with them. But when I think of him doing that with Ais and the other two girls from the Loki Familia, my heart hurts.
I should just stop thinking about it so much. I have Luan whenever I want—he always comes to me when I call him. Those girls will never be loved the way I am. Yes, that’s it!
They will never be loved and pampered the way I am! Luan will never look at their breasts the way he looks at mine!
“Hestia?”
“Ah, sorry.” I gave Luan a huge smile.
“Hm? Why do you suddenly look so happy?”
“You said they won’t be living here, right?”
“Yes, that’s right.”
“And you also said I’m the woman you love the most, correct?”
“Yes.”
“And you’ll always come when I call you, right? You’ll always prefer having sex with me over the others, won’t you?”
“Yes, that’s right. Your body is my favorite. I get hard just thinking about you naked.”
“You don’t have to be that honest!” I shouted when I heard his words.
But internally, I was celebrating.
'HE’S NOT LYING!'
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POV: Luan
A few days had passed since I talked to Hestia about Ais, Tiona, and Tione. In the end, everything turned out fine. Her jealousy had decreased a lot, but she had become more obsessive. She doesn’t leave my side for even a second when I’m at home.
I don’t like that very much, but what can I do…
Sitting at the table writing, Hestia was lying on the bed watching me. After observing me for a while, she asked, “What are you writing? A new volume of Re:Zero?”
“I decided not to write Re:Zero for now since I have a lot of volumes piled up. I’m writing something new.”
“Something new!?” Hestia became very interested. “Let me read it!”
“Ah, sure.” I was already on volume three, so I had two volumes saved. I took them out of my inventory and handed them to Hestia. “Be careful with them—I didn’t make any copies.”
“These are the original drafts?” Hestia’s eyes sparkled. “Don’t worry, everything will be fine!”
Hestia lay down on the bed and started reading volume one.
Some time later, the door to my room opened. It was Mikoto.
“Luan, Elma is downstairs. She came to talk to you about the wedding invitations.”
“The invitations? Ah, right.” I had completely forgotten about that. They’re probably already finished.
“Hestia, I’m going downstairs to talk to Elma. I’ll be right back.”
Hestia didn’t even hear me. She kept reading with great interest.
I smiled and went downstairs with Mikoto. When I reached the first floor, I was greeted by Elma, who was holding a thick envelope. All the invitations were probably inside. But isn’t that a lot of invitations?
“Good afternoon. Sorry for showing up so suddenly. You haven’t been to the library in the past few days, so I decided to come here.”
“It’s fine. Are those the invitations?”
“Yes, that’s right.”
Elma handed me the envelope, and I opened it. Inside were many invitations, beige in color. The design wasn’t very flashy, which is good. “This is great. Thanks, Elma. I owe you one.”
“It’s fine~~ As long as you keep writing, you don’t need to pay me anything,” she said with a smile.
“By the way, how are the sales?”
“They’re amazing, as always. We have to print copies almost every day. Your books are a worldwide phenomenon. I’m even thinking about expanding my library so we can produce even more copies.”
“You’re printing books for every country and city!?”
“Yes, I take care of everything—except transportation. Speaking of which, we’ve had a few cases of theft. We need to hire powerful adventurers for protection whenever a new shipment leaves Orario.”
That’s the first time I’ve heard about this. Thefts!?
“This is the first time you’ve told me about that.”
“But don’t worry, we haven’t suffered any significant losses.”
“I see.”
It’s great that my books are selling well, as always. I wonder how much money I have saved up. My fortune must be even bigger than when I bought this house.
Speaking of houses, I need to sell my old one. In the end, I didn’t use it for anything.
“Alright, I’m heading out now. Whenever you need help, feel free to come to me.”
“Okay. Thanks, Elma.”
“No need to thank me~~”
Elma said goodbye, and I stored all the invitations in my inventory.
When I returned to my room, I looked at Hestia on the bed. She was still reading, not blinking even once.
Is this story really that good?
I went back to writing.
However, a few minutes later, my bedroom door opened again.
“Luan, Tiona and Tione are downstairs.”
