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Chapter 293 - Having fun with two sisters?
🕑 Added 2025-12-21 02:02:28 +0000 UTCI let out a sigh and stopped writing. What are they doing? Ever since I had sex with Tiona on the rooftop, I hadn’t seen them again. The only one who came to see me after that was Ais, but we only went out on a nighttime date. We had dinner at an expensive restaurant.
When I reached the lower floor, Tiona and Tione greeted me with big smiles and stood up from the couch.
“You can sit down. Lili, could you make some tea for us?” I asked.
“Ah, of course.” Noticing that I wanted to be alone with them, Lili headed to the kitchen.
“Sorry for showing up so suddenly. Are we bothering you?” Tiona asked.
“No, it’s fine. I was writing, but I was already finishing anyway. So, what brings you here? Did something happen in the Loki Familia?”
“No, it’s not that. Tione said she wanted to see you, since she hasn’t seen you in many days. I just followed her here because I also wanted to see you.” Tiona gave a silly smile.
“I see.” I chuckled. “So, Tione, what’s going on with you? Were you perhaps missing me?” I asked as I sat down beside her, placing my arm behind her neck.
“Hey, I’m here too! Are you trying to make me jealous?” Tiona puffed out her cheeks.
“Don’t say stupid things, Tiona,” Tione said, clicking her tongue. “Well… I can’t say I wasn’t missing you, but I came here to talk to you about Tiona and Ais.”
“Hm? You didn’t come to talk about the two of us?”
“That too… but I also want to talk about them. Tiona told me everything that happened between the three of you—that they decided to stay by your side.”
“And you want to stay by my side too, don’t you?”
“Yes, of course. But I wanted to be sure about something…”
“Hm? What is it?”
Hearing my question, Tione looked at me seriously.
“You’re taking this seriously, right? You’re not doing this just to take advantage of us, are you? Just for sex. Ais and Tiona truly like you—especially Ais.”
“Hey, I like him too! Way more than Ais does!”
“Shut up, Tiona.”
“…”
“I can trust you, right?”
“And you?” I asked. “You said the two of them truly like me—but what about you?”
“I like you too. But I like you more because of the sex. I can’t deny that.”
“Tione!?” Tiona looked shocked at her sister’s words. “I didn’t know you were such a pervert…”
“Well, what can I do when sex with Luan is so good?”
“Hmmm… I see.” I gave a mischievous smile. “Are you sure you like me only because of sex?”
“I didn’t say only because of that. But it’s one of the reasons.”
“I see. Then how about doing it right now?” I asked.
“Doing what?” Lili arrived in the living room at that exact moment, placing the tray with tea on the small table in front of the couch.
“It’s nothing,” I said. “Lili, I’m going out with the two of them for a bit, alright? If Hestia asks about me, tell her I’ll be back in less than two hours.”
“Eh? But what about the tea!?”
I stood up and faced Tiona and Tione, then placed my hands on both of their thighs.
“I’ll be back soon.” I smiled at Lili, and the three of us disappeared.
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Our vision shifted, and we found ourselves inside a bedroom. Not the room where my computer is, but my old room in the other mansion. Since I never took the furniture with me, the bed is still here.
However, everything was covered in dust.
“Hey, you should’ve warned us before doing that! You almost gave me a heart attack!” Tiona exclaimed.
“Sorry about that.” I smiled and then said, “Now get up—we need to clean the bed first.”
“Wait, what are you planning to do?” Tione asked, surprised.
“Sex,” I said with a smile.
“Sex? Are you saying I’m going to do that with you and Tiona? No, that’s impossible! I don’t want to do something like that in front of my sister!” Tione objected.
Tiona, clearly nervous, said, “Calm down, Tione. It’s probably a fetish. I read in a book that there are men who fantasize about having a threesome with two sisters—especially if they’re twins.”
I was speechless… Where did she read that? What kind of books has she been reading?
“Do you have that kind of fetish, Luan?” Tione stared at me as if I were despicable.
I can’t say I’ve never fantasized about the idea of having sex with twin sisters or something like that, but it’s not a fetish of mine.
“I like threesomes, but I don’t have a fetish for having sex with two sisters. And where did you read that? What kind of things are you reading?”
“It’s a book I found in Elma’s library. It’s an interesting romance story… Hehehe.” Tiona laughed.
“Stop reading that kind of stuff,” I said, then started removing the sheets from the bed.
Tiona and Tione watched as I cleaned the bed and prepared it.
Even though she was against it, Tione didn’t leave and waited patiently.
When I finished, I asked, “Are you ready? Can I take off my clothes?”
The two of them heard my words and fell silent for a while. Then they looked at each other and stepped away, whispering secretly. I tried to listen, but couldn’t hear anything.
After some time, they turned back to me.
“We’ll do it—but don’t ask us to do anything with each other. That’s out of the question.”
Well, I’m not really a fan of yuri or watching two women, so that was fine with me.
“Don’t worry. I won’t ask for something so unreasonable.”
“Alright, then…” Tiona said as she stepped closer.
She grabbed my shirt and slowly removed it.
When my muscles were exposed, Tione let out a sigh.
“It’s been a while since I last saw your body. It really is impressive.”
