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Chapter 301 - Do you want to do it now? (Freya's POV)
🕑 Added 2026-01-11 03:18:32 +0000 UTCI kept staring at her for a few seconds without saying anything. Freya turned toward me, her breasts exposed, and her lips curved into a smile.
“I’m just joking,” she said.
After that, she continued getting dressed.
I sat down on her bed and kept watching. The only sounds in the room were the rustle of fabric from her clothes and our breathing. After she finished getting dressed, Freya began drying her hair.
“What is it? Aren’t you going to say anything?” she asked.
“I should be the one asking that. Weren’t you the one who wanted to see me and sent that letter? Speaking of which, I really liked it. I could see all your sincerity in it.”
“I wasn’t myself when I wrote that. Don’t take it too seriously.”
“It sounded like a very sincere letter, not something written on impulse. Do goddesses really have that strong a desire to get pregnant? Even though I’ve had a very long relationship with Hestia, she never talked about that.”
“Hmmm…” Freya continued drying her hair and closed her eyes. After thinking for a moment, she said, “I’d say most gods are curious about it, but don’t necessarily desire it. Some certainly want to get pregnant, but they’re a minority. Do you think Loki wants to get pregnant?”
Why is she suddenly talking about Loki?
“Definitely not. There’s no way Loki would want to get pregnant.”
“Isn’t there?” Freya stopped drying her hair and walked over to me. Unlike the provocative, revealing outfits she usually wears, she was dressed in casual, very ordinary clothes.
I didn’t even know she owned clothes like that.
“And Ishtar?” I asked. “Do you think she wants to get pregnant?”
Hearing my question, Freya thought for a moment before answering. “Her? I don’t think so. She likes sex, but I don’t know if she wants to have a child. You know her very well, don’t you?”
“Yes, I do.”
Freya smiled and sat down on the bed beside me.
“So… do you want to do it?” I gathered my courage and asked.
Freya looked at me and smiled. “Aren’t you rushing things a little? Do you really think I’d go to bed with you that easily? We don’t even know each other that well.”
“You know me very well, and I know more about you than you imagine. I know every detail of your life. Everything,” I said seriously as I looked at her. Freya knew I wasn’t lying.
“How scary~~” she mocked.
“So, are we going to do it or not?”
“As I said before, you’re rushing things. Why don’t we talk a little more first?”
“I—”
That was when it happened.
Knock~~ Knock~~ Knock~~
“Goddess, may I come in?”
Someone knocked on the door. It was Ottar’s voice.
Freya smiled and said, “Come in.”
“You…”
She really wants to cause trouble.
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POV: Freya
It was so sudden that I didn’t know what to say. Luan simply appeared in front of me while I was bathing. The first thing I noticed was the bulge in his pants, and I smiled.
When I got dressed and sat beside him on the bed, I wanted to pounce on him, but I restrained myself. I know he can escape at any moment, since I’m aware of his abilities. Trying something unnecessary might only push him away.
That was when someone knocked on the door.
Luan had caused quite a commotion when he arrived at my Familia’s home, so they were here to inform me. Of course, it would be Ottar.
“Goddess, may I come in?”
When I heard his voice, I looked at Luan, and our eyes met. Then I smiled. What would happen if I told him to come in? What would Luan do? Would he run away? I was curious.
So I said, “Come in.”
Since the door wasn’t locked, as soon as Ottar turned the handle, the door opened. However, Luan was no longer visible. I could still feel him beside me, but he couldn’t be seen.
I already knew about this ability, but it was still impressive.
“Something happened. That man from the Hestia Familia is here—he’s looking for you. He’s somewhere in the house,” Ottar said. The corner of his mouth was smeared with blood, and his clothes were a mess.
He looked like he was in pain.
‘Luan said he had “taken care” of him. I wonder what happened.’
“But I invited him, didn’t I? I told you to deliver a letter to him,” I said.
Then I began to feel something touching my back. It was a hand—a large, masculine hand.
‘Luan?’
I glanced sideways, but I didn’t see anyone. Still, I was sure our eyes met.
“Yes, I delivered the letter, but I didn’t expect him to suddenly appear inside the throne room. He tried to sit on your throne… and I tried to stop him.”
“So that’s what happened.” How amusing. Did Ottar really get that irritated over something so trivial?
Luan’s hand continued to stroke my back, then moved to my waist. After that, he began touching my stomach. The sound of his hand brushing against the fabric was clearly audible.
Ottar will notice.
“Search for him, and if you find him, bring him to me,” I said, smiling at Ottar.
Ottar looked at me suspiciously, but nodded in agreement.
When Ottar turned his back to leave, Luan’s hands suddenly moved upward, and both of them firmly grabbed my boobs.
Hmm~~
A strange moan escaped my lips.
“Goddess?” Ottar turned back toward me, confused.
“It’s nothing. You may go now. Look for him.” My face was probably red by now.
Ottar left my room shortly after, and Luan’s hands squeezed my breasts again.
Then he deactivated his ability.
“What a cute moan~~” he said, releasing my boobs and laughing.
