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Your Invited to Alex Branson’s Hawaiian House Party
🕑 Added 2025-08-12 14:49:29 +0000 UTC“You are hereby invited to Alex Branson’s Hawaiian House Party in Akron, Ohio. Hawaii is a very expensive state and actually, Ohio is pretty similar weather-wise. But, don’t worry, for Branson’s House Party is sure to delight those whose attendance is requested to them at the party. But, you are probably wandering what this party, will, be like. Well! I’m glad you asked. This party will have:
Food
Drinks
Friends
Hawaiiani
The Eyes Wide Shut Room
Houseparty
This is not just a party. There will be world class comedians, performances, and podcasters and they will be performing all night long and hey, drinks are on the. House. For those of those who wants to lua and have fun, this party is sure to please. Don’t forget to check out the dance floor with the DJs having not only the 1s but the 2s. Who’s catering you ask? Roger Goodfood’s Good Ass Food. “Food so good you will swear that it came from a restaurant.”
PLEASE RSVP. This whole thing has been a logistical NIGHTMARE and I will be calling you and showing up to your house to see what your plans will be. The vendors have all been price gouging me as well, and really this is going to be the last party that I will ever throw because all of the vendors as well as my guests have treated me so poorly throughout the party. There is a small chance that there will be a cover charge at the door so bring petty cash.
123 BOOGIE WOOGIE AVENUE. 9 PM. DOORS LOCKED AT 9:30pm.
“Forgiveness is between them and God... My job is to arrange the meeting.” = Densel Washington
Comments
Bass Fishing '87
Huh, this invitation isn't cordial.
C M
I don’t want to go. I’m too scared
Tanner
I'll be there. Is there any chance of the Ohio Hoss of the Year attending? I'd love to meet them.
