Napoleon Blownapart
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End of Year Update #3!
🕑 Added 2025-12-01 00:31:59 +0000 UTCGood evening Just Bleed Crew!
First off, apologies there was no update last week, I'm afraid IRL real life got in the way, but we're BACK tonight so lets do this thing.
So in video news, EOY 25 is coming along at a breakneck pace. I had a whole bunch of extra time on my hands this week thanks to being stuck on a weird shift in work and managed to get the script as far as August, and just a little over 10,000 words! In terms of the actual video itself, I've got 1 hour 5 minutes of video fully finished. So that's 65 minutes of work and it only covers as far as June! So in all likelihood were probably looking at around a 2 hour long End of Year recap!
So keeping with the morbid openings I have done in previous end of year videos, this time around I pulled out all the stops and went and captured some live footage direct from the nearest graveyard. This is a video about MMA
All this for a 60 second gag at the start of the video. I promise the rest of the video is actually MMA related. But for my first foray into shooting scenery, I was genuinely very happy with how the footage turned out!
I also got confirmation today that for the first time ever in the history of the Annual Blowie awards, we will have LIVE* via Satellite, the first ever Blowie recipient to accept their award in person! Who could it be?? And for what award?!
There's also some new Blowie categories alongside your favourites such as low blow of the year and the Steve Mazagatti award for outstanding excellence in abysmal refereeing, (I WONDER WHO WILL WIN THAT ONE) But yeah I'm basically making these up on the fly so keep an eye out for those. Also, Bullshit From Around The World and Rolling Thunder Watch will be coming back, that's a BLOWNAPART GUARANTEE.
*will be pre-recorded
So this coming week I have a weeks vacation from my day job, which means with all this extra time, there's a very good chance I could get the script finished by this weekend. If that happens, then we're probably looking at having this thing uploaded for you guys by the 13th or possibly even earlier. I would dearly love to hang on til the 19th to cover whatever clown ass fuckery is going to happen between Jake Paul and AJ, but that might be leaving things a little too late.
But yeah, some great progress being made currently, a little ahead of schedule, and hoping to have this thing on your screens for early-mid December!
In non-video news, I have a couple of End of Year celebratory shirt designs in the works, first up is probably the one i got the most amount of requests for, a Bastards of Heaven design:
Front
Back
I also have a Hoodie variant seeing as how its Winter for some of us, and I'm just waiting on a sample to arrive so I can make sure it looks good in person before going live. I'll add a discount code for Patrons too when they do go up.
Also the artist behind the Pepe Silva Blownapart graphic from the Moneyberg video is currently working on re-jigging it into a full on shirt design too!
So yeah, that's about it for this week, I'll catch you again next Sunday for what should hopefully be the penultimate EOY update!
Take care, and Just bleed
Nap
Comments
Andrew Gamble
Paddy gets a title shot and you get to give someone a blowie IRL things looking up for the Channel have a great 2026 and thanks for making 2025 a little easier.
VioletMoon
🎶 rolling thunder watch, I'm a rolling thunder girl, till I'm six feet under girl 🎶
