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Sky Pride Vol. 3 Chapter 6- Making Human Noises, Spotting Immortal Traps
🕑 Added 2025-06-30 14:00:13 +0000 UTCThe scroll was written in a deceptively academic style- seemingly dry and clinical, but laced with hidden traps for the unwary reader. Tian would never want to be a scholar, but between studying medical texts, the nakedly propagandic history texts and Grandpa’s heckling, he had honed a few basic instincts. The most crucial of which was this- “What is the author choosing to write about, and what are they leaving out?”
The eye of history couldn’t be focusing everywhere all at once, right? And two plus two would always equal four, unless you found out there was an extra three that had been swept under the rug before the final tally was made. Tian quickly noticed the same four provinces kept being referenced, certain nobles and bureaucrats featuring prominently, and seemingly neutral phrases like “preferring careful deliberation to quick action” or “the regular farm income was considered more important than mitigating the risk of a catastrophic loss” that guided the reader to a distinctly one-sided conclusion.
Disasters could be mitigated by proper advanced planning and decisive leadership, and were often caused by a failure to invest in systemic mitigation methods. The failure to invest was almost always because the methods were usually some combination of inconvenient, expensive, laborious, and people had a harder time noticing things that didn’t happen than things that did.
Elder Feng was making a point by giving this scroll to Tian. He just couldn’t figure out what it was.
“The conclusions seem reasonable, but without anything else to check them against, the scroll can’t be trusted.” Tian muttered.
Correct.
“Is he? Correct, I mean?” Tian didn’t vocalize that part. He tended to assume anything said or done even vaguely in the vicinity of a Heavenly Person cultivator would be observed.
I can’t answer that… beyond reminding you that no conclusion can exceed the accuracy of its premise.
Ah. Tian went back over the start of the scroll, trying to find the flaw. It all sounded pretty reasonable- it was possible to make choices that were correct in one regard but lead to disastrous consequences. An irrigation system that led to the slow buildup of salt in the soil, turning fertile land barren. Failing to quickly suppress banditry in one province led to severe famine in another when grain couldn’t be transported in time to cover localized crop failure. Which ironically resulted in more bandits, creating a cascading problem that only ended after a brutal winter and an even more brutal suppression expedition from the capital.
What was he missing? Like so many of these scrolls, it was entirely focused on mortal affairs. Presumably, the cultivators were above all such petty problems. Tian might not be able to divert a river with the wave of his hand, but he’d bet some of the Heavenly People he had met could. Cultivators had their own problems. The hand that could divert a river could divert the head clean off your shoulders and into a thin film on a wall three towns over.
He drummed his fingers on the desk, then looked over his notes. Nothing jumped out. He re-read the anecdote about the Magistrate of White Peak Town. The Magistrate opened the grain storehouse to relieve a famine, not realizing that improper storage had resulted in the grains becoming infected with disease. The tainted grains made thousands, then hundreds of thousands, sick. Moving to relieve the famine hadn’t been wrong, exactly. It was just mismanagement months and years before the crucial event that led to disaster. The premise seemed rock solid.
Tian had to shake his head reading it. A few simple preservation talismans, replaced no more than annually, would have ensured that never happened. Indeed, the warehouses at Depot Four kept enormous boxes of such talismans right by the doors. Practically everything that came in got one. They were apparently very cheap and dirt simple to make. Cultivators weren’t like mortals who had to rely on salt for food preservation.
He put his brush down and tidied up. Maybe it would become clear when he talked to the others. He reached the door before he finally managed to spot the blindingly obvious.
Tian had the tea set out and the kettle nicely warmed when the others trickled in. They were somewhat hard to see behind his various history books. His brothers had insisted on him bringing lots of reading material to the Wasteland, and he had never gotten rid of them.
“I don’t think that’s the scroll the Elder gave you, Brother Tian.” Brother Wang settled into his chair with a small smile.
“I’m checking my recollection of a few matters.”
“Oh? With how much you complain about those books, I’d have thought you would throw them in the midden as soon as you could stage an accident.” Hong sauntered in and sprawled in one of the chairs and gently closed her eyes.
“I have been tempted, but the brothers thoroughly chewed me out the one time I got irritated enough to throw a book at the wall. I wound up feeling so bad afterwards, I tend to treat them like they were made of glass.” Tian rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly.
“Throwing books in the library is not a bannable offence, you will be happy to know. We tried to institute such a rule, but despite the Pavilion Master’s righteous, logical, arguments, the Elders decided flogging was a sufficient deterrent and an additional ban was redundant.”
Sister Su wheeled herself in. Tian had cleared a space for her in line with the door, so she rolled directly up to the little table in the middle of the room and set a board across the arm rests of her chair. Paper, brush, and ink were laid out, as was her scroll and a tiny tray clearly intended for the tea and snacks.
“Odd. One would imagine that since it was redundant, there would be no harm by permitting it either.” Brother Wong’s smile would have scared a ghost. Tian silently marked the big man as another member of Sister Su’s “There is no kill like overkill” faction.
“Just so.”
“I have a Black Dragon Tea from Six Mountains that seems rather good. Will that suit everyone?” Tian looked around and, seeing no objections, got to serving.
“I brought sunflower seeds and haw flakes. If we are still hungry later, I have some mung bean cakes.” Wang laid out a couple of bowls.
“Is this what it feels like to be a freeloader? It’s… it’s so nice.” Hong groaned and settled a little deeper into her chair.
“You are bringing the tea next time.” Tian snorted at her, and got an idle wave in return.
“Old friends?” Brother Wang popped a few seeds into his mouth.
“Yes. I nearly murdered her when she was eleven and once I understood she preferred to live with her infirmities, we became friends.” Tian nodded and carefully added hot water as Wang seemed to choke on his seeds.
Hong just groaned. “It was a spar. Brother Zihao has an allergy to allegory and is malicious towards metaphors. Put another way, he tends to take posturing and insults both literally and seriously.”
“I noticed.” Sister Su’s voice was bone dry. “I assume you are not actually infirm?”
“Matter of opinion, I guess.” Hong muttered. Tian caught something- a hint of real bitterness. Was there something he was missing? He gave her a quick once over. Nothing obvious. He would have to ask later.
“So what’s your story, Sister Hong?” Brother Wang asked.
“Hereditary disciple, shoved into the disciplinary squad over in Depot Four. West Town Outer court is Elder Rui’s testbed, so I got a slot in a trial ground, excelled, and now I’m here. Brother Zihao is the same story, except he’s a jungle barbarian who is becoming a doctor. You?” She glanced over as Sister Su. “I only know you as one of the librarians in the Scripture Pavilion in Depot Four.”
“Thundering Falls Outer Court Su Jingzhu. I have no patrons of note, nor is my cultivation of any particular interest. I am content in the library, reading and occasionally submitting memorials to improve things in the sect. Sometimes people come and talk to me about them. Perhaps that is why I am here.”
“Improve things?”
“Yes. I don’t communicate clearly, unfortunately. They always want to talk about how I feel or think rather than implementing the suggestions. It has been frustrating, but now that I am here, I think it has been worthwhile.” She nodded seriously, then looked over at Brother Wang.
“The Wang Clan in Three Rivers are rice merchants, so I got shoved into logistics. I have a decent cultivation talent but nothing that special. Like Sister Su, I read a lot, and like Sister Su, I ask a lot of questions in the hopes of finding ways to make things better. Maybe the Masters are curious to see if I can figure out any answers?” He snickered.
“What were you doing in the cells, if you don’t mind my asking. Sounds like there was a serious breach of discipline?” Hong asked.
“Suspicion of heresy.”
The room froze. Tian looked up. The big man wasn’t kidding.
“When you said you asked a lot of questions… Brother Wang, may I ask what kind of questions?” Hong’s voice was mild.
Tian carefully strained the tea into the friendship pitcher. Once he saw how much the yield was, he could equally portion it out into the little cups. His tea pet had a blue sheen on it, refreshed by the wash and now reflecting some of the sky through the open window. He hoped he would not have to kill the fat man.
“Fairly sensible ones, I think. Like, exactly what is the justification for our sect, or any sect, existing?”
Tian nearly dropped the lidded cup.
“Is it something that needs justification, Brother Wong?” Sister Su asked.
“When a sect causes as much harm as ours does for such questionable results, yes.” Brother Wang looked grim. “Did you take a look at the scrolls? Mine is on the comparative benefits of communal land stewardship- think a village vegetable garden rather than a rice paddy rented by a farmer, or a common range nomads herd their sheep on as opposed to an enclosed field.”
Tian looked over at Hong as she reached over for her tea. “The benefits of centralized military power and meritocratic bureaucracy." Hong collected her cup and gave Tian a small salute with it.
“A polemic about the evils of a general education.” Sister Su nodded appreciatively as she accepted her cup.
“How humans can make disasters worse, or create them out of nothing.” Tian picked up his own cup last and toasted the room “To the pursuit of our dao.”
Everyone lifted their cups and drank. Then set them back in their saucers with a sigh.
“I’m sure that’s a cheap black tea. Somehow, it tastes like so much more. Though more what I’m not sure.” Brother Wang muttered. “Skillful tea indeed.”
Tian smiled. He felt his skills were nowhere near Brother Fu’s, but he managed to cheat a bit. Each part of his tea service was infused with his understanding of the elements. When the Saintess said the tea pet contained some of her insights, she was both telling the absolute truth and pulling a prank. It did… and Tian could only distantly sense them while he was making and serving tea, and only if he had given the tea pet its portion in the last day or so.
“My thanks for Brother Wang’s appreciation. I am only beginning my tea journey.”
The possible heretic waved off Tian’s bow. “I’m bringing the tea for the session after Sister Hong. I have some good stuff that I’ve been hoarding. Might as well let an expert make it.”
Tian was going to modestly refuse, but Sister Su cut in. “I didn’t bring tea or snacks. Let’s get to the meeting so I’m contributing something with my notes.”
They nodded and Tian set to work on the second steep. He was going to get nine or ten steeps out of the tea, but since each serving was tiny, it was a fairly active process.
“Before we do, I have a question for the room. In your scrolls, were there any mention of cultivators?” Tian glanced around the room, and saw shaking heads. Though the glint in Brother Wang’s eye suggested that he knew where Tian was going with this.
“Me either. Yet Elder Feng gave us all these scrolls to help us start solving the problems facing the Sect. Not four random people- us. One raised outside human society, one victim of it, a marginalized reformer and a possible heretic.” Tian smiled as he looked around the room. “Trapped in a flying manor with a powerful clan’s scion carrying a heart demon, under the supervision of a mysterious elder.”
Brother Wang grunted, then laughed. “How fitting. Whether we succeed or fail, from a sky barge all we can do is take the fall.”
Comments
Gardor
Tian's a very learn-ed boy these days, he knows all the big words.
Tom C
Yes I enjoyed this alliteration. I think Hong is hiding the soul of a poet beneath all that rage 🤣
Red Potato
There are probably a lot of cultivators that are. Excelling at doing repetitive tasks that interest them.
_mori
marginalized reformer?
Gardor
Also, Su must REALLY be trying to improve book storage, if she got labeled "the grotesque".
Gardor
Sorta seems like the "you were imprisoned for suspicion of being a heretic?" line of questioning ended rather abruptly, and without a resolution. Wang just asked what scrolls everyone else read and they moved on. Tyftc
Arah Traveller
I have a feeling that Su is on the spectrum. High functioning, hyper competent, but still on the spectrum.
Nonnyor Business
In both my book and IRL... yes! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_pet
SuperNewbie
“allergy to allegory and is malicious towards metaphors” nice
TeDureShi
This is not the first time in this novel. I’ve noticed and commented multiple times. At this point I would just try to get used to it lol
Veridescent
I assume the key is acting as if cultivators are that different on action from other humans. And thus cannot use systemic better methods for factors of diasaster or rather shouldnt use them on themselves and mortals systemically to stop deprivation through logistics, their own oversight of resources, their management styles not being cooperative like transhumanance cycls contracts between groups to facilitate sustainable growths, proper centralized authority and beauracracy to mitigate corruption and nepotism that may also cause deprivation and I assume the benefits of a common education to everyone who is and could be a cultivator alongside the key aspects of such education needing modularity
Steve Wright
There’s this bit in the English dub of Snake in Eagle’s Shadow where Jackie Chan’s character sees the kung-fu footsteps chalked on the courtyard floor and says to himself, “The old man is trying to teach me something. Right. I’ll try it!” Training montage ensues. Somehow getting that same vibe from this collection of students and their directed readings.
Ben Nikel
Definitely a good chapter, with a lot of details... I'm interested and I wanna see where this is going. Because all four students have been given some interesting reading material about mortal affairs.
Marcia McGinley
I hadn't heard of tea pets before this story - do they get stronger over time?
Ben Nikel
The mark of the true Slumrat stan is the active calculation of "what person in this story is actually Truth Medici having a butterfly dream."
João Vene
Brother Wang got called Brother Wong a couple of times.
Noah James
Tftc! just wanted to say that you could put this dialog in a textbook. The flow is flawless, and it’s easy to differentiate even new characters from speech patterns and the like. Mad props
Clara
Haha! Called it last chapter, Brother Wang would absolutely read Marx
austin kutz
I was wrong, Tian isn't Truth, Brother Wang is Truth reborn
JTP
What a beautiful chapter. Excellent exposition.
