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A Throne Fit for a Queen
🕑 Added 2023-03-20 16:00:06 +0000 UTCCodi's Diary: Entry 078
"I'm not gonna be a jester!" was the last thing I said before Master forced this stupid outfit on me.
Apparently, CrissBaby Diaper Co is trying to expand its market in the UK, hence Crissie and I's current pandering attire for this dumb photo shoot. Though unsurprisingly, Crissie took to the role of Diaper Queen far more seriously than she needed to. "Fetch me another cup of tea, peasant," she said in perhaps the single most atrocious British accent I've ever heard. Is anyone surprised that she let a plastic crown and a diaper throne go to her head?
I'll admit I'm not the most amicable person when it comes to modeling but I truly cannot wait for this photo shoot to be over, perhaps more so than any other that I've been forced to participate in. The hat keeps slipping and jiggles annoyingly with any slight movement. The shoes are slightly too tight, which kept me from ever getting to relax while standing. And don't even get me started on the top. Has no one ever heard of a top-stitch?! Amateur hour!
Thankfully, everyone appears to be wrapping up. I just hope Crissie doesn't bring her regal attitude home with us. And if she calls me "Fool" one more time, whatever this little jester stick is going up her ass.
P.S. Yes, my diaper is wet, okay? It's been a long day.
Artwork By CodiBaby 💕
