Anna Akana
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🕑 Added 2025-12-15 17:00:05 +0000 UTCWe tried to recreate a magazine cover Angelina Jolie did back in the 90s, but oh my god the posing she did on that couch was so difficult as someone with the shortest limbs of all time. These are raw, low-res, unedited photos from the contact sheet. We set up a fan to get some hair action, but ultimately Angelina has much longer limbs than I do and was able to pull it off more gracefully. (I wish I had the photo so you could compare it, but Auden randomly found it on Pinterest and upon searching "angelina jolie couch", so many different photoshoots over the decades have come up and I couldn't find it!)
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Brian Gayles
Lovely 🌹
Archon_Jack-Pot
New Year’s Eve is my most romantic holiday. It’s like an anniversary I can't forget. It would be easier to remember if I got married next time on New Year's Eve. It’s t/only time of t/year when I feel jealous that someone else is spending time w/you. To be under t/same moon & stars as you, drinking champaign, & talking of what we’re going 2do next year & not do again in 26’. I’m willing to bet my soul that I could make you propose to me after one year together. One full-cycle of holidays, birthdays, & April Fool’s Day. If we repack Hazel’s cigarette’s with a Lady-Finger firework in t/end: you think she’d notice t/difference in t/weight ? I saw Anna Kendrick singing with king Justin Timberlake. I’m hoping Anna Kendrick is another queen b/c she’s besties w/Aubrey Plaza when she wants to do shenanigans. I bet she’d be brave enough to parlay up to t/3rd-floor & maybe pick t/lock if t/top sliding door isn’t left-open. This guy who works in home, life, & auto insurance: is likely t/most prolific serial-killer in t/ history of Los Angeles b/c he has so much opportunity. He’s taking developmentally disabled & cognitively impaired kids like me from Disney Animation Studios, Universal Studios, & t/Park nearby t/Los Angeles River. I bet there’s a dungeon & t/parents would like for their kids to be home for X-mas. How would you like to do that for a first date ? I could probably boost you up to t/3rd floor from t/roof of t\2nd, & then you tie a rope for me if I can’t spider- monkey my way-up t/signage going from t/2nd floor to t/3rd. Hazel can smoke & keep a look-out for any pedophiles & tow-trucks approaching. Please tell me you have a gun-armory like “Mr. & Mrs. Smith”. 2025y12m21d 2025y355d 1723h,gmt-7h.
Archon_Jack-Pot
Oh my, I hadn't heard of Lily Allen (queen) B4 today. You might like this song: https://youtu.be/-6n01LNqsUw?si=3aSRoWBazUWe510h Her last album is somewhat about her husband cheating on her (& their kids). Hmm.. you'd be t/person I'd leave someone else for. Did your version of JackPot cheat ? I'm sorry if that's t/case. I wish you were my.. poly-manog-o-mummy. In your book, you mention blood capillary aneurysms in your face after throwing-up during a panic-attack. My ex- wife did that in high-school & she still does in t/morning B4 work. She would elbow me when I tried bringing up her disorder to her doctors. She has been chronically lying about its severity to everyone since she was young & she’s still likely in denial & teaching my son how 2b a compulsive liar. What a coincidence, that I've already experienced that side of being w/someone like you, except you got some help. I suggested she use an anti- emetic that ER rooms give to patients to keep them from throwing-up during a crisis. You got any advice for her ? She also told me I can’t speak to my son on t/phone, not even to do a welfare-check: which is illegal. I haven’t talked to my son in years, so I’m going to call him for Christmas. I can share my genetic test results w/his doctor, get him tested & have insurance cover that, followed by genetic-counseling. Perhaps my ex-wife will cut me some slack once she knows that if I had kept working: I surely would have died from my condition like 7 of 8 men who are told to tough it out. 2025y12m21d 2025y355d 1700h,gmt-7h
