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We can make America great again with tacos!
🕑 Added 2017-01-20 00:07:11 +0000 UTC Hi friends!I have a lot of stuff happening in my little Los Angeles world. I'm moving out of my residence since 2003 in the next few months and I have accumulated a lot of crap! I'm working on a few new acts, travel plans and trying to get rid of stuff I forgot I had. I'm sure you can relate.
More importantly, tomorrow is another notch in America's leadership belt. Redpool encourages you to celebrate another year of America not blowing itself up. Time to indulge in tacos! (Gotta look for those silver linings wherever we can.)
I'm also in the running to compete for Miss Viva Los Vegas. I've submitted a number that burlesques burlesque. That's right. It mocks the mockery of pretty girls stripping. I think you get my twisted sense of humor by now. :)
In truth, I doubt I'd win the big crown if I made it into the competition. I don't have the Betty Page look and I'm not offering up a pretty-girl-parade act. I think I would entertain the ever living fuck out of that audience, giving them a huge laugh and maybe making them do spit takes. Yes, my dream is to make an audience of rockabilly-types spit take their PBRs. Not as noble as MLK, Jr. or Kermit the Frog. Oh well.
If you want to vote for me, go here . Click "vote" below my ass on their page. Enter your email. (So many damn steps already.) Then click the verification link in your email so it's official.
More importantly, tacos tomorrow. Redpool says so.
