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"Here's a funny first line for the smut contest..."
🕑 Added 2019-12-12 03:03:14 +0000 UTCThat's how it started. Two years ago I entered the Liberator Lusty Lit contest and placed third with only a week of voting. (They had my entry for about a month but missed it so I had to nudge and send it again.)
I wasn't sure about entering this year since I have a lot of other stuff on my plate. Mr. Snapper said, "Here's a funny first line for the smut contest. 'The way he sensuously dragged his fingers through his Sortquick made [insert name here] jump at the chance to go out with him.'"
I cackled. I told him we should collaborate so we could bring home the big prize.
He cranked out the first draft. I punched it up with comedy, smuttier smut, and accounting terms. It went live last night.
We'd love your vote. We don't have long to make the top five, and then we have to take the lead. I think we need over 100 votes to win.
If you get a kick out of hilarious smut or crunch numbers, you might enjoy this one.
