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University Police Patrol
🕑 Added 2024-09-16 16:50:54 +0000 UTC"Well, well... Before you cranked up the music to full volume, didn’t you think that besides yourself, other people live in this university residence? Hmm, although I get the impression that thinking isn't really your thing, and you're probably here more for the sports scholarship or maybe daddy’s money. No worries, we have well-tested methods to make sure everyone here follows the rules. The University Police Patrol doesn't forgive anyone.
Initially, we were going to be lenient—just a small warning with twenty minutes or half an hour of tickling. But who could have imagined that your laughter would be even louder than the music at full blast? So, here's what we're going to do: the louder you laugh, the more tickling you'll get. Until you understand that respecting the volume is crucial here. We don’t care if you’re the captain of the rugby team or the cash your dad paid. The University Police Patrol is here to make sure everyone follows the rules.
So, laugh and scream all you want, because until you prove to us for at least twenty minutes, or half an hour, that you can stay under the permissible decibel threshold, the University Police Patrol will make sure you reconsider your attitude."
University Police Patrol: Serve and tickling.
