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🕑 Added 2025-06-24 19:11:43 +0000 UTCWent to the grocery store, and the kid bagging my stuff asked if I wanted paper or plastic. I told him I didn't care, and he could decide f
Went to the grocery store, and the kid bagging my stuff asked if I wanted paper or plastic. I told him I didn't care, and he could decide for me. He looked me dead in the eye and said, "You have to pick." "Baggers can't be choosers."
Thank you, I'll be here all week! Try the Veal Scallopini, it's delicious. And don't forget to tip your servers and bartenders.
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Alun Lewis
Oh....my...the dad joke levels are off the scale!
