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[COLUMN] That's So Craven: Disjointed Thoughts on Kraven the Hunter | by Darren Mooney

🕑 Added 2024-12-13 15:00:13 +0000 UTC

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Darren Mooney

Ah, there will always be good superhero movies. We had two last year. But it really does feel like the quality assurance floor has completely collapsed.

Pat the Vandal

I really hope this bubble breaks. Once it does, the ten year timer on the rebirth of good superhero flicks can start.

Darren Mooney

What is truly wild is that there was an “Assassins Creed” movie with Kurzel carrying over Michael Fassbender and Marion Cotillard from their (very good) version of “Macbeth.”

JR

I mean... Sometimes all you need is to finish your project in order to feel free to quit after you've had enough for a while. (And, just a bit of my thoughts to hammer home your point about the franchise machine: "Ah, yes, right, there was an Assasin's Creed movie - I might even remember some images from the trail... ah, no, that was the Prince of Persia movie... Which also existed. Funny that.")

Darren Mooney

As the piece points out, “Madame Web” at least has moment of surreal wonder, like the Pepsi product placement. There is no comparable source of joy in “Kraven.”

Brian S

Weaker than Madame Web? Yeesh

Darren Mooney

Cheers. On the upside, I never have to watch it again.

Darren Mooney

Yeah, I think it's appreciably weaker than "Venom 3", "Morbius" and "Madame Web", in that it never even seems like it's having fun. It just feels like an obligation.

Darren Mooney

It does feel like the game was something of an influence. Kraven has what can best be described as "hunter vision", which looks like that trails from Insomniac's games.

Darren Mooney

Yep. It's funny. I watched Justin Kurzel's "The Order" on Thursday night, which is just this really great cops-and-white-supremacists thriller that stars Jude Law. It reminded me that directors who do get waylaid by that franchise machine - as Kurzel did on "Assassin's Creed" - can find their way back to the kinds of movies that they made before.

Angelnickl

I do like void. Emptyness might allow audiences to fill it with whatever they wish. Have we considered the possibility this might be a student art film? Like me the "you bring your own interpretation" kinda thing? Does it end with gun shot fade to black? Is it possible for us to reread this as an old college try? Maybe they forgot to film a scene where everything makes sense? Have I watched to much Best of the Worst? Yes.

JR

Sounds like a job done, but not art made. Which I, personally, would be fine with - if it weren't that those doing the job would apparently prefer, feel and even be able to be making art. That, of course, is a shame.

Tim Wilson

Well that’s a bummer. Although even the trailer seemed to be a barely coherent mess so I can’t say I’m surprised. Considering how well the character was received in the PS5 Spider-man game, you’d think “John Wick but he’s also Crocodile Dundee” would be an easy sell but when you try and adapt an iconic story with none of the background, character familiarity and… y’know, Spider-man, it’s not going to end well.

Brian S

Darren, that was as entertaining as it was dread inducing. After reading it, I wondered if you needed a therapist or at least a hug. Before I read your article, I was actually going to see it just out of Morbius curiosity, but I believe that I’ll skip this.

GojiraMon

I hoped from the trailers maybe this would be at least schlocky fun, but this sounds pretty dire. The worst thing you can do is be boring. Thanks for the write up.


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