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Keith Riessen

this is fucking ridiculous NO PERMISSION TO WATCH

gm72

@chad why vid private

charles blackmore

SORRY BOYS WHY ARE THESE VIMEO LINK PRIVATE WTF

Kate

20:48

bigracks11

idk if painting still available, painting looks pog, gimmie for free and a sucki sucki ?

Jack

The 21 kid killed himself lol

I will literally move to you guys just to be the intern that cleans the sets as long as I get to get smashed with you too haha

A. Ham

I JUST GAVE YOU MONEY FIX YOUR FUCKING LINKS! FUCK!!

I'll show my tiddies for the painting

i want painting cause i like art

i need painting or will die. i am on life support doc says i can only live if i recieve painting.

I’m a liar and I need support

Cody s

GIVE US THE REAL UNCUT JOHNNY SINS VERSION

If its not too late

Misaka__10032

If these are still available, me want painting to look fresh and well educated

Beer.Browser

My apartment is lacking art. So if you wanna help me annoy my gf with a epic painting. Hook me up

I would be so happy to receive anything from u guys,I love this podcast so much. Chad's crack drawings really speak to me.His talent can only be outweight by.... his actual weight.

MrKing

i would hang it in my bedroom an me next to it

I would either cry or cum if I got one of these paintings...or both. at the same time.

Give me painting so I can rub my cock on it

Brandi Merrick

I need to give one of these paintings a good home I’d love the max pikachu 🥺 but would be grateful for anything💖

jigmini

'some gay shit'

I'll take chad's troll because no one wants that one.

id like to have the meth pikachu just so nobody else has it

have you ever felt the touch of another human male on your skin. it is pure ecstacy. nothing compares to the warmth that a strong male bond can bring. hold each other tenderly. truly male on male friendship is the great connection in the human race. far greater then fitting a horse cock far to large to fit in a house in your ass. far greater then and female and male connection. yuuckk. just the thought makes one makes me shiver. but when one can paint masterpieces with his fellow mate and achieve the connecting of breast buddies. That is when you know THIS SHIT IS truly POGGERS. best of love and luck my good mates and a tip of the grog

I need that crackhead pikachu in my room so I can remind myself that I'm not the only one who makes bad life choices.

Some fat shit give me painting for leg and I need something to masterbate to

Sev Rnce

imagine, dankpods on cold ones.

Bruh pikachuuuuuu

Joshua Reed

Invisalign

Patrick O'Hara

Yeah... where are the unedited versions? I want the full thing, not the hyper edited, slightly extended version :/

y0slaap

I miss when it was literally the full, unedited footage on patreon.

Samuel James

For the love of holy fuck I need that art in my home

I would love a painting

much love 😌

dcfecfxdx

I want the Pikachu for gay sexual aids

gimme painting please

I have mega hyper death snake aids and I need a painting to comfort me in my final moments you heartless bastards

Please give me pedo chad i want him because he is hot

blindmin

why tf do max drink shots with a straw

blindmin

bruih

Gimme the fkn painting Chad

gang gang

Epic painting⁉️

Brandon Carver

cammie get a canvas bro?

potatofarm71

aye this my favourite channel, let a man cop max's troll face asap

Bruh would be pog

I just joined and i already love what i am seeing

yo, the new episode was really high production value, like much better than usual (or so it seemed for some reason). i like that type of content, good shit

Zach Hagen

mmmmm painting looks nice

Miles Myer

top text pls giv painting i’d like it 2 cover a hole in my wall and am currently suffering snaids top text

need some shit on my wall mannn

Sage

hey chomos, id love one of these scuffed masterpieces so im throwing my cock in the ring here

Earthnutz

im trying to give my room a little makeover because it looks gay af right now and i feel like one of your paintings would really make a difference, with love - retard

a painting would be nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Squarebo

Need painting for burger

im just trynna pipe chads mona lisa tbf

Paintin want

why you want the painting or some gay shit and we'll pick out people to receive either the paintings or other shit from the video.

The me from 7th grade (2016) would shit my pants if Lady Maxine/Views gave me a painting.

Top text Hi I please can have painting do in video, me muchly appreciate, stay presidential aidsy “Bottom ;) Text”

I would like painting or clothes to broadcast to anyone that sees that I pay $5 a month for the chance to see chad’s uncensored knob

give paining

james fletcher

I just bought a new house and one of these painting will go great over the dining table. Love you guys

Painting gang

plus I’m in New Zealand so it wouldn’t be far to ship!

I would like a painting because I am giving you money thank you

I just want any of them cause you guys are epic and it'd be a funny meme to hang one up even tho my gf told me it wasnt happening if i received one lmao

The family would absolutely adore the Maxmoefoe Troll face painting whilst ingesting an abundances amount of salvia!

Damocles (Ezio334)

Bruh

Finally! PAINTING!

Lars Gilmur

I need the paintings to cure my nephews liver disease.

I want one because i'm drunk, moving into a new house in september and definitely won't have enough space for it without it taking up half the room xoxo

If you give me a painting, I'll make sure it never sees the light of day ever again, and that's a promise

jim

its me, joe. i will hang it in the whitehouse

Dayne

Not now I’m eatung

Dayne

Never mind. Wrong room

Dayne

Who?

cubey 96

Can post results when I move in 🥺

cubey 96

Gib me panting pls for my new house

Tyler Norton-Wilkes

New to the Patreon and I need some new art to cum on so that art will do nicely

I’m moving into a new flat on Saturday and me and the boys would definitely love to rip cones in front of Max’s troll face painting 🤝

Some gay shit

Tyler

I want to have the glory of owning a painting from the man the myth the legend chad and/or the massive legend max

give me anything i need to make sure my grandparents know that I’m no longer a child of god

I need a new painting to hang above my bed because the painting of our stillborn son freaks my gf out a bit.

That shit would look great over my fake fireplace

Because I need a new doormat

one of those will be great for the chaotic wall

Give me retart pikatchu. No but seriusly, my Pet rat recently passed away due to rat aids. He was like a brother to me. We were more than so. One could even say lovers. I miss his little rat face. How it would feel rubbing upp against my colon. Half of the time that rat was a part of me, litteraly. Due to the nature of our relationship i too eventually became a victim if the rat aids. I have not long to live.

paint

boys please send me the painted outfit so i can tell everyone i actually finished my art degree

some gay shit, could i pls have chad trollface i like very much thanks

Got to make my family question my life choices by having a painting like one of those on my living room wall.

I’d honestly love to get the pikachu chad painted because I’m really into the art of children’s characters but cursed

My basement could use a max or chad original

i love paint

I love shit

paint

CoolBananaGuy666

i have painter aids i need painting for cure

I just want one because I’m retarded

send me the clothes i am to poor to aford clothes, i walk around naked

I need to have it so I can hang it up and have to explain to people that I have a brain parasite and its name is Cold Ones

JustCasper

Need paint for room oke

Want painting for money

i need somethin to touch my pp to

Holden bofa

Let me get the painting you or I will trash your Minecraft server

Need painting for funny

vampireviktorism

need painting to pawn for money

I'd love any of the pictures to get some fine ass drinking culture to my country and University

Aid Car

Ur a cringe shitlib power simp

Colin Beare

need painting for tribute

some gay shit

i want it for my art school exam

zackOsaur

I just moved Into my first apartment at the end of December & I’ve been trying to add more art to the place. I fucking love Max’s Mona Lisa & would appreciate it more than anyone else here

John macbride

painting me want

Gimme a painting to fill the bottomless void of existence

Bryan Garcia

I would love the painting for my painting YouTube channel I'll put it in the background then ill paint Max and Chad

Chad’s Nose Mole

I had a dream y’all gave me a painting so now it has to come true

I want painting so I can sex with it and stuff.

LemonMan

Give me the painting of chad so I can rub my pepperoni salami ahhhhhhhh

callum Pittas

I want a painting to hang by my dinner table for my kids to pray to every night

i would love to hang a painting above my bed so I can think about max and chad at all times

those paintings would look good in my dorm room

my mom wants the crackhead one por favor cunt

Dransdayn

Can I have painting pls

I want that cracked out pikachu because I feel like it would really make my room.

Can i please have painting 🙏🏼

Theo

I came fkr chads asshole on the lizard cam I deserve a painting

Niizh

Chads pikachu would hang over my bed No longer a need too search through hundreds of hours of hardcore pornography anymore

I am here only for chad’s troll face gremlin thing I would genuinely pay upsetting amounts of money for it if I saw it in a store, it haunts my days and dreams and is the reason I signed up for Patreon

bruh

Me and my girlfriend are living in our first apartment and we want to piss off the property management by hanging one of these beauties on our wall!

I will LITERALLY throw anything you send me in the trash

I’ll hang Chads troll in my moms bathroom. I’ll tell her I made it and she’ll have no choice but to support my choices no matter what..

I watched the YT video twice. Can’t wait to watch this version 😂

superscott72

got a blank wall that would look great with a maxmoefoe original

also would just straight up kill for the cool shirts custom painted fit

in love with max’s pikachu need it in my apartment

Tommyguns

gimmie

Duncan Cupernell

Give me epic paintings

Pick me I don’t have shit on my walls!!

Chad’s Nose Mole

I’ll show chad my tits for one of the paintings

PoopGuac

i need an epic painting to look at while i suffer from my anxiety attacks and incurable depression.

Keith

I'll paint one for you, if you paint one for me. The theme I give to you is Thomas the Tank Engine mixed with andy milonakis pancake face

i need a painting for my new apartment !!1!

Xachh

gimme painting. my room very dull. me very drunk. my liver is permanently damaged.

some gay shit

HAHAHA THE DISNEY CHANNEL END

yo who wouldn't want the clothing covered in paint thats hella sick

I want the painting or the clothes cause ill pray to the paintings every night 😔✋

i would love the painting to hang on my wall. it would be epic.

gib paint

Bruh! 21 deez Nuts you stoopid

Oii! Gib me painting

i need the trollface painting so fucking hard i cant live without it

Jessy Webster

I want one of those paintings because I studied art at university and this shit is pure shit, which makes for great art. And fuck my roommates, that would go straight on the living room wall

Reyad Mammadov

I'd hang Max's Pikachu or troll face behind me so my classmates can be confused during class

Pumpkin

bruh mozart was such a talented painter

i want to hang chads pikachu above my bed so my boyfriend and i can see it while he sees my ass :)

Damn Max’s Pikachu painting was actually pretty good! I would love one of these tasteful pieces of art. I think one would go nice next to my porn wall thats made out of old playboy magazines. Gordon Ramsey would be pretty cool to have too!! Keep up the good work guys.

I need a painting to put next to my shrine of Bob Ross.

topramenJ

I need a painting to rejuvenate my cock and bulbs’s function again

I would like the paintings because I have snake aids

hurg

max mona leg plaes

hurg

Outfits got have fire in it bro, me want painting. Krill

OIIIIII i need the painting to impress my girl for valentines please she loves bob ross. We are moving in for the first time together and we would love a Pikachu up on our walls for eternity.

Tomdom05

can i have a painting i want one because i like the show you fucking cunts fuck you retards givce the paintings to someone else i dont need them actually no one probably needs them. give them to a fan with cancer or something. that would make their day. i do not have cancer. send me a painting please

Adan Morales

I want painting

MylesDubs

The pikachu paintings are dope and would match my pikachu bed

I would like a painting to hang above my water bed

My room is bare I need decorations for the barracks

Give me painting

If I had one of these paintainings I'd be gay or some shit so gimme one

I would like one of the painting because chad and max are both cool guyz with cool shirtz and i feel like the only proper way to show them a full 100% of my respect would be to show off their wonderful artworks in my home

Koen Lemmen

a painting like this would go perfect in my student crack den

J M

I don't have any paintings of my own and it would be dope to start a collection with one of your paintings. The Mona Lisa that Max painted would look dope in my living room, I have a ton of weird shit in there. Deer heads, decked out mannequins, a vivarium, lots of other cool things... It'd be perfect. I could take a dope photo for ya. :D Either way, nice job guys.

Lyn

Why I want it? Because I like gay shit!

cum

I think one of those would lovely in my gulag xx

Kevin Drumm

I’ll take any painting they’re all masterpieces I need art for my room I have none and it’s very dull

Give me the painting and I will send chad some breaded cheese

Yoooorrrr. Paint plz

Pleasegive paintingthankyou havaniceday cometorazil11!!1

Jake Bennett

I’d love the paintings or anything else you guys have in the office if you’re just tossing it to a couple of suckers, I honestly love you guys and it would mean the world to me. Now enough of this gay simp shit, please give me Gage Mona Lisa so I can bust some good nuts. Just havin a crack here boys xoxo

I just want to lick the fucking paint off the painting honestly

This masterpiece will make a great centerpiece in my new mansion

Give me painting

Emil Kastoft Kryger

Moving out soon, would love one of these MASTERPIECES at my new place, keep it up cunts

Josh A

sup big chungus irl can i request maxs mona lisa thanks love u 2 tonnes xxx

I would really enjoy it. getting a new place soon it would look nice abovee my fireplace. i am draco malfoy. i just got done with that bitch moaning myrtle in the hufflepuff bathroom. the sex was poggers but that bitch gave me hogwarts.

jasper

i need the fedora

i'd give anything 4 a valentines painting from chad <3 <3 <3

PIKA PIKA GIVE ME THE PIPA

gimme painting

Mynter

Need to gift me mum something

I want a painting because I’m going through a lot of shit this time around. No pity party, but it would make my day. New patron, loving the extra content so far boys.

hit me with that free shit <3 Loved the video

I need something to replace the Condoman poster in my bedroom :)

i want an chad masterpeace in my bathroom, so i can contemplate it every time i take a shit

Avendoreldera

gib me dat fo free

Vulpi Xeshe

I have a fireplace in my room I don't use and I'd love to hang a painting I don't look at above it please :)

Oi cunts I want Max's portrait of Chad. Would love to stare into it's eyes on my ceiling everytime I have a wank

ItsJayMar 805

Why you want the painting or some gay shit. Now hand over Max's pikachu

hot

MysticTide

Monke

Ronaldo A.

Ya know, Max's Pikachu and Troll Face look mighty fine. Maybe I can have please? :)

Can you get chad to cum on the painting or sum??

Chandler

you guys have easily been my favorite people on the internet I've found in the past year or two. the amount of laughs I get from you is worth way more than $5. seriously love both of you so much 😍❤ - drunk me

i would be using this art in order to furnish my newborns nursery

Dont be a fucking cunt and release the vid on YouTube first. Make those poor people wait

hi Scott I really like your tiktoks can I have art or something thanks man

I want a painting to replace the flag behind my tv that is a tweet that says “ninja is shit”

My dad asked me for a painting for his houses foyer to greet his guests with, I think one of these would be the perfect choice

I want the painting because the value of them will go up then I'll sell it and use the money to buy cool shirtz

please i just want to put it in my bathroom to look out while crying

My girlfriend left me 2 days ago so I wanna use this painting as a way of coping

Tod Furner-McBeath

Love paying for an extra 10 minutes of content, give me painting for compo.

I need the painting because I am dying of aids and I want it buried in my coffin with me

Jackson Strube

I need a painting because I have cancer

I literally got a cold ones tattoo and I can prove it

I'd love any of the paintings, but the troll faces are very special to me as they remind me of my late Aunt Craig. She died of miner aids which she caught in the mines. Also Chad's pikachu because it looks like my cat, he's fat and depressed and the painting would be the perfect friend for him... Please send me shit, you guys are hilarious, much love <3

i like paint

John Beckman

I am hoping to trip and lock myself in a room with the painting

i’m loyal i downloaded patreon only for u guys pls give me a painting :( also moving out i need decorations love u guys

corbin74

Hi boys would love a painting thankssss

This would be some fine shit to fuck next too

Katias

I frame and collect art because it makes me feel fancy and shit. I want to put that crackhead Pikachu next to some fine art lol

Andrew W.

Mail me the blue tarp. Will be used as my new carpet.

Royal

Please giv mi paintings

Sdelgo

Any painting would be pog will use it for gay shits

Hey boys, would love a painting, I’d hang it on my bedroom wall with pride 😘

Gimme dat pikachu painting... or anything really

ill hotglue the painting

hi i would like a painting. gay shit. thanks

i’ve been watching you guys for a while and every single video hasn’t failed to make me wheeze. if you sent me anything i would nail it to my wall and worship it before bed every night

i wouldn’t mind a painting :D

I would like A single painting

I want to put the paintings on my wall to prove to my 14yo cousins that I'm hip, trendy, and down with "internet culture" too.

Kyle

hit the quan

I ain’t see anyone ask for the painted tracksuits yet. SEND ME THEM PLEASE BABES

Don’t you dare insult my queen😤

Go outside brudda

M60Fury

gib paint

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Laura is sexy af.

Some gay shit

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Max was a dickhead in this one. Took it too seriously

i would like chads trollface or his pikachu of the because i want to electrocute myself

Kirby 070

OI give me whatever u want cause it’ll be funny. Cmon chaddddd, surely for the funnyyyyy hey?

I would like to have the paintings to finally have something to cum to, it’s getting hard these day

Kai Sprinthall

DM’d about the free shit, if we don’t get it I’m sticking my gf in the oven

i need a line of clothing with all of Chad's paintings. absolutely immaculate

Rowan McLoughlin

my name a artist

Giev me the paitning now

because fuuny

Petr Čech

Maybe, If I get a painting myself, Chads cock could start working again. You’ll never know if you don’t try.

Matt Williams

Oh man max, chad I would really like some of that art or those clothes! I'll make my girlfriend masturbate into whatever you send! Please hurry, I'm making her wait till it gets here.

jasper

gimme chads pants

zachary sullivan

I need some art for my empty walls!

I just bought a house so I need some artwork for the walls :)

Sticky Sanchez

I like tiny cock, and also art!

i want any of them so I can actually try to get it into my school gallery for shits n giggles

jasper

i’m a fag so if i don’t get a painting it’s basically a hate crime

jasper

i will sell paintings for drugs

jasper

gimme paint

Need painting for my pet influencer

would love for my apartment i just moved out and have no decor

Id love any photo

Gimme painting now

Ben Green

I do be wanting paintings

My boyfriend is an idiot and the only way i can cure him is with that pikachu painting. Hes so dumb he tweeted you guys asking for it before finding out they are being given away. I know it would make him happy and hopefully it makes his cock work again

Chales Robin

Bug Chungus

FinnieBee

my walls are empty just like my wallet xx

I would like it just to have some sick art in my home

Ryan Perry

YO great shit

Myka401

I'm moving out in may, would love some art to hang up

UncleSamson

just give me the other shit, no painting

I’d like the poster parents say I can’t buy posters but didn’t say I can win posters so it can a f you to their face 😎

Painting sir pls leg

Alex

give me art i will hang it next to my joji spoon

I am currently decorating my room and could really do with some new art to put up

I want to put this on my living room wall and for my dad to tell me to take it the fuck down

i kinda just want it bc it looks terrible and amazing at once also ive seen chef

I'm a painter myself so I would love to hang one of these in my studio for inspiration ;) Fr though I do have a small art collection and one of these would be cool to have

Uriel B

i have snake aids and i am in need of painting to cure it

moving to a new apartment in a new state this summer without anything to put on the walls... painting or something would be awesome

I'm going to uni soon! I need decorations for my dorm room and am poor

Wouldn't mind a painting

Matt Alvarez

Official art from the cold ones boys would make me horny

Molly olly

Two dream guests: Gilbert Gottfried and MaxMoeFoeBurner

leg

Brett Frost

Chad should do ASMR

Tom Abbiss

Give me painting

Mickey Alexander

G a y

i got a very empty new office and i would love to fill it with stupid shit and i think this is the stupidest shit i have ever seen. I think any piece of junk would be a blessing to own x

i would suck a cock for a painting bro

Molly olly

SOME GAY SHIT

I WANT TO BE DROWNED IN GLUE (GIVE ME FREE STUFF) leg

Paint

gimme stuf

I kinda vibe with Chads Mona Lisa, I wanna give it to my grandmother for her birthday

i need it so i can sell it to feed my debilitating coke addiction

i need max's last painting

Sam Clarke

I just had my room repainted, and would love a painting to bless my new coat of paint. Love your work guys x

Any of the paintings would be loverly, because I moved into my new house, and my walls are bare. The paint looks like shit, and I have nothing to cover them, because I am broke. Thank you.

Alicia Rodriguez

A painting for my college dorm would be cool

I want a painting because I have Presidential aids

Jack Brockway

Trust Max to be the one with small brain syndrome

kushaan gulati

Some gay shit painting

Me want painting. Funny.

I want painting so parents think I have two gay lovers from Australia

Give me painting. It will make cum. N-Word.

Atticus Nelson

I would LIKe painting or cloth, and im gay becaues i like to give you 2 money

EEEN

I want Max's chad painting so I can hang it up behind me. I will feel more comfortable if it watches me from behind, kinda like a dead relative. You know they watch you, even when you stroke your cock at night.

I want a painting because my apartment is cold and I need insulation.

i want painting cause i will trade it for black tar heroin

I want Max's mona lisa painting cause its the least retarded

BALANAR

painting

I'd love a painting, been supporting you guys since the start and got my ass on Patreon a little while ago. THANK YAW!!

Give me painting aids now!!!!

If I got one of the paintings I would make a shrine for it in my living room and make sure I’m buried with it when I die

I want painting because i have beare walls just like my personalet

Pikachu

Jamie Taylor

I want the fucking painting

Boys I gotta be honest. I’m retard, and I would love to have a constant reminder of that fact.

luna

i want the paint drenched clothes bc i too am retard

Bombo Mo

I would love to win any of the paintings you guys did! Just moved into my first apartment and the walls could use some of this TRUE art

Some gay shit

I've been wanting to get into making videos/short films and genuinely want any of these for set decoration. Great work fellas :D

Chance

I need the painting so I can put it up in my room so when friend and family come they ask me what it is and I have to explain the story behind it and then after see the confused and consider look on their faces as they say oh... Ok and pretend thet never asked in the first place.

ian ian

I really would love the pikachu that max painted!!!! need more art on my WALLS boys!

PAINTING BURGER MMMMMMMM

I want the art because your videos are the only thing that keeps me sane while trying to survive in this pandemic🦧especially while my mom is very high risk sadchamp

marcatron

I want a painting so I could put in my bedroom with little fake candles around it and cry in awe of its beauty.

caberwikijack

Crackhead Pikachu might be the best thing to come out of this video. It'd make a hell of a contrast next to my Glazed Ham poster. XD

Locostitch

Moving into a new place soon and would love to put one of these in an antique style frame just for the meme

I want art cause my room looks like depressing jail cell

Brandon Bergen

I want the painting because then I will be well respected by my peers

Plyante

I want the a piece of art so I can have something Mr. Breast can't buy

You look like ground beef

i would like max's troll face because my walls are covered in cum and piss and i need something nice to cover it up

PurpleHaze

I would like to flex my epic merch that is australian from australia because i love australian culture; which is represented well with australians max and chad

my house is empty, i need to fill it with something, pls send artwerk to me

I want to flex on peasants who dont own original art decor

Adrian Mendez

I’m a house painter. The clothing would serve well as extra clothing for when I go paint houses

The chad paint hoodie stays ON during gay If I got either painting or hoodie I'd have it framed and put it in my will as a priceless artifact

I'd love to put some max and Chad originals up in my house

I need something to brighten up my pandemic bunker please :)

Jake Boorman-Cross

max's troll face is a masterpiece

Avery Weaver

gimme painting

Commodorian

Oi gimme the cold ones original sign that scott will handle

Mike

I have terminal snaids and the only cure is pikachu.

Need that pikachu on crack

I’ve been a fan of you guys for a long time and I’d love to have a something unique from you. I have my cucumber joe shirt but a painting would be a great addition!

I need a painting cuz I’m a fat, autistic, alcoholic and I need something to cover my shit stains on the wall and I’m also gay

I genuinely want Max’s painting of Chad. That shit a masterpiece. I just got a new apartment and the walls are bare. The walls crave the Chad.

i want to frame one of the paintings and make a shrine to the boys with it

I want the painting to hang on my wall and look at :)

I want chads drug addict Pikachu, absolutely beautiful

YES

I like gay shit

Sausage roll and fortnite burger

Love the vid as always. Would love to get that Pikachu painting of Chad to hang by my toilet. Honestly anything would be killer to own or some other gay shit about how cool you are.

JayLava

Moving into a new apartment soon. Would love some Max/Chad art to bless the new place

Chance

I got a blank spot on my wall I need to cover can you help?

Gimme chad's mona lisa its so shit

Jesus Gonzalez

Ok. $19 fortnite card, who wants it? And yes I’m giving it away. Remember: share, share, share! And trolls: don’t get BLOCKED!

Some Gay Shit

i'll suck chad off for one of them bad boys...and i mean it

Give me chads troll face to remind me what alcohol does to people

Afterlife

Gimme or else

Pls give me the -ting. I already have pain.

I’ll just sleep with the painting

Cameron Wilson

I’d like the painting because I need some Aussie influence in my Scottish house so my cunt family sees where my loyalty’s are

Give me a painting so I can screw it into the wall of my rental BC my landlord's a cunt

gutterwink

just give me the paintings cunt

Xavier Kleuters

Painting would be epic in my new dorm room!!! xx

My boyfriend has a distinct lack of art the uncultured swine & he loves you guys too, I think he deserves a lovely Valentine’s gift 😉

I want Max's troll face painting because it is so beautiful and unique that it would become the centerpiece of my home. It would go well with my big nut shirt and my orange and yellow colors of my living room. This painting is more valuable to me than the rainbow charizard

I just want the Chad paiting to scare away the neighbors

I need one of the pikachu paintings so it can stare deep into my soul and speak to me on a spiritual level. Failing that, i just want one to put in my office, i can pass it off as some expressive art shit and impress people.

I want the painting because my walls are barren

Chad’s Nose Mole

I just got my first apartment on my own it would be SO COOL to have any one of the paintings from you guys to decorate my empty ass place

Luca

I would love a painting. Would look great in my room. :)

Ngl, I want one of these paintings so bad so that when I found my own company or make it into a higher up office setting, I can hang one of these up for the meme

im gay

Bingo Slam

Big fan of both of the boys, and having their art in my house displayed would be turbo gaming. Especially if cracked out pikachu is up there and I can give my grandma a heart attack.

Hugo Padley

yeah would love a hectic painting aye

need painting for snake aids

give me

All I want in life is one of these paintings, a goblin must have this rare nugget for his collection

I want the Pikachu painting to hang above my bed because when I fuck my girlfriend I like to wisper "pika pika Jew" (she looks like a Jew) ♥️ love the show bois!

Ryan Wiesler

I want painting

i need art

QuakeRiley

I forgot to get my girlfriend a valentine's gift and she likes the podcast.

These paintings gave me AIDS.

OH GIMME ART

Give the goblin a painting

I'd love one of the paintings or shit, I'd hang it next to a portrait of Chad's cock and bulbs

Plez I would be so happy to revive a painting god bless

I want the Pikachu or troll face paintings because they look sick and my walls are bare af

Got a large space on my wall, I need some shitty painting to fill it

YOLO

I would like to hang the painting in my apartment, because I don't want to be the only thing that will hang there :)

Some gay shit

I want a painting so I got some dogshit art to go on the wall

put painting on wall for funny

Alex Malkin

I wanna fill my wall w cool shirtz posters, got mechamoefoe and glazed ham and it’d be sick to put up that meth addict pikachu

i would absolutely love one of those painted doodle hoodies. legit would frame it

Taylor Crofts

I want max's troll face because when i was but a boy my father stolled into my room and said son i love you. Then he say "trolololol". Funniest shit i've ever seen.

Give me AIDS (that is all over those paintings).

My girlfriend would love a painting. She loves painting and all that gay shit, and I think she loves Max and Chad more than me, and I gotta step it up 😳

Kyle Di Pastena

I want max painting cause milk go glug glug

Gimme painting so I can make funny money and make girls cummie

Kai Sprinthall

You should check my dm, might make Chad cry like last year’s Christmas vid ❤️

I'd love to have one of the paintings to hang in my apartment. I recently moved and I'm 100% positive it would help me get laid.

Matthew

Give me the paintings so I can hang them in my class room as previous student works.

Keep up the vids, lovin em

Evelyn Brown

I want to be reminded of epic funny 99 karma memes every time I look at my wall. Thanks.

I want crack head Pikachu because it's crack head pikachu...

A Communist Squirrel

Gimme painting so i can have something to keep the demons out of my room

MR BEAST HAS CROHN'S

Stephen

My kids think I have shit taste in art....this will show them!

OI LEGENDS ID LOVE SOMETHING FROM THE VID aids

Gimme painting

A painting would look nice next to the signed "hydrated longsleeve" shirt. Also, it would be my first painting in my flat.

I’m redecorating my room and want to hang your art above my fireplace and feel like a king

Dustin Belt

I want a painting! Give me that Youtuber art!

I would like a painting please moving into a new student place soon think my house mates would love it

Alexa

Funny guys

I want a painting to hang up on my wall and maybe ejaculate on it every now and again.

I'm moving house soon, would love some art for my walls ;) Edit: Can I get that photo of Chad's cock from the Fiverr video? Would go nicely in the living room.

Yeah it be cool to have a painting

I'm a collector of Cold Ones Merch and and Chad or Max's Pikachu would look fantastic next to my Cold Ones glazed ham poster, although an old neon sign spilling light onto my Cool Shirtz rug would be even cooler wink wink nudge nudge. Seriously I've got nearly all the merch still looking for a beer mug though if one pops up. Anything from the studio or production would make my collection that much more awesome and me that much more happy.

Amanda S.

I’d love one of the paintings to frame!

I feel like any of these paintings would deeply disturb my family, and appease my wife and her boyfriend, and therefore would love to have any of them.

SexuallyAssaultedSnakeWithAidsAndMaybeEvenGay

I would hang over my bed Chad's portrait and fall asleep every night like baby knowing my sexy bro guarding me ❤️

Joshua

Give me the painting cause funny

Nat

Surely a painting to hang at the end of the bed so my bf and I can look at a masterpiece after putting the wand in the chamber of secrets lol

i want chad’s pikachu so i can make my room look fancy

Some gay shit, Pog!

I just want art to either hang in the lounge room for all to see or to hang above my bed to begin to add to the excitement of finally being able to get into bed after a gruelling day at work.

I need art to make my room more epic give me art

I want da troll

Ollie

Been a Patreon for well over a year now, been watching both you boys almost from the start. Still remember the days of Max's prank calls, the mail time vids and will never forget the golden age of course. I remember discovering Chad's tinder date streams and being in the back of class watching and never getting any work done... Even tho those times are over, the current content is still top tier and I always look forward to seeing what you boys will come up with next! I'll be following you both till the end! Would generally mean a lot to get any one of the paintings, would be awesome to just hang above my PC and keep forever to remind me of all the entertainment you both have given me over the years!

I want max's thicc pikachu to stare at before i go to sleep

Owen W

CHAD PIKACHU THANKS cum head asses

Patrick

Porn doesn't do It anymore I need one of the paintings

birdy

I also want Chads cock (gay shit innit)

I dont like pain, but i do like pain tings

Kari Kalliojärvi

I mean I'm a fellow memester so would love the trollface up on my wall :P

birdy

I just moved and I want to hang crack pikachu on my wall for my boss on Zoom to see

I want to suck my best friends cock.

TwoDrinksMike

I want painting bc I’m buying a house and I want art ❤️ Love you guys no homo

Please I need to hang chads spongebob above my mother’s grave. It’s what she would have wanted.

please give me the painting MAXMOEFOE

Mathias Birket

would cum on the painting

Man I'd where the crap out of one of those paint covered hoodies. Thanks for the vids lads :))

I like paintings :)

I would like the sweater to put up besides my anime posters

Tbh my room is fucking empty a painting would be nice.

Denners

i’m moving into my first house soon, and i think the perfect artwork to greet any visitors at the front door would be a troll face or bob ross chad, if i don’t have a piece of art to that caliber then i’m canceling the house purchase

I would love the troll face, a piece of max's psyche in my room plus ill even pay shipping and shirt ;)

I unironically think that the Trollface is cool looking so I'll chuck it in my dining room for all my guests to see

Kyle Peach

some gay shit. now give me the painting

Other than the fact its painted by you boys, I'd just like the paintings so I can argue with my wife daily about why we have this shit up on the walls.

Thomas Barker

I like the painting to display for my virgin Man cave

These paintings would look epic in my new uni room, and explaining some fucked paintings would be perfect

I’d like a painting because my son is dying of Crohn’s

Garry Hall

i resubbed with college bursary money i have no money i am going to starve. give me max troll face painting and i will continue subbing with money and starve

i want chads troll face to put other painting to shame and make my bedroom a pussy central

Would absolutely love any of the paintings to decorate my new house, they'd look beautiful in pride of place next to pictures of friends and family ✨ keep up the good work gents

...cos my names Max too and I can tell people I painted them!.....wait......is that a good thing?

woman box

I'd like a painting, it will take pride of place in my bedroom. I don't think I'll be able to sleep without it

Kyle Snyder

I would love the Pikachu painting. I have a perfect place for it and it would feed my Pokémon addiction.

Humongous Skips

I would like the painting as I can still see parts of my wall amongst my cool shirtz thank you coupon things.

peepeepoopoo check

I have hemorrhoids give paint

I would absolutely love any one of the paintings because it would make my whole life. But thank you for the content! Your uploads always make my day 💛

Vlogger Boi

Hiya lads, I've been a fan since before the beginning of cold ones and I've watched every single cold ones video the day it came out. I've loved every second of your content and I'm proud to support you lot now that I have a job. Keep doing what you're doing and I hope one day I can meet u guys and have a beer with you! If you wanna give me anything go ahead 😂

I want the painting so when people see it they know that I have wizard aids

Sophie Bedford

Hey guys any painting would be great all are cool I’m lonely asf this valentines got no one and the paintings would help me happier put a smile on my fat fucking face ♥️🙃 love u guys 🥸 this emoji looks like hitler

i wanne a painty cos, like, any of the painting painty would be like kinda cool to have.. a sorta.... COLLECTIBLE. I WILL NOT SELL IN ANY CASE OF CHAD OR MAX DYING FROM ALCOHOL

Max’s Mona Lisa will look good in the kids playroom

I would love to have Max's Mona Lisa painting in my apartment!

Arra Biata

some gay shit

Samuel James

I think I’ve earned it tbh I am a LORA TORA MOD KINGS

i want chads wig so i can finally have pubes

Bearnaise

Finally bought my first house and I’m far too poor now to buy anything to put on the walls, wouldn’t mind some Max and Chad work to liven up the place

LEEEEEGGGGG!

Matt Smith

I’m going to decorate my room, I need art

I want the painting cause i just moved so i need some decorations

Chad's pikachu is absolutely beautiful and would fir perfectly right over my monitor

I would love a painting because I thought they were all very nice and good and it would make me and my friends giggle everytime we looked at it. 👁️👄👁️

I'm currently making at art wall with my housemates, a piece from this video would be the perfect addition. Fucking phenomenal work as always gentleman

out of all the paintings, I would honestly hang Chads Pikachu on my wall.

Aaron White

Give me moning lisa painting pls, me deserves it for giving retard like max chad and scog moneys to live their lifes while eating hot chip and twerking

Brandon Conde-Nieto

Some gay shit, i need some art to decorate the walls in my parents living room, and that would be really Pog

Gabriel Nordström

Im moving soon and my walls are going to be really empty, need some weird shit to hang on them

Bradley Everest

I need the art cause I commented first and it was "Pog! 😀" so you know I have Patreon notifications on. 😎💯

Catherine Everlight

I'd fucken love one of the paintings

Adam

Would absolutely love Max's Trollface painting to hang above my desk at work 😂

Max's troll face would go straight on my living room wall and I wanna see how many of the older generation I can convince that it's Van Gogh

Kasper van Rotterdam

Gib max trollface plz, or any one of them they all be LIT AF. All my homies love them

Joshua Grant

A little short? This extendeds shorter than chads cock

i would love Chad’s hoodie.

thanku Scogq and Mr.DavePrezoh very cool. I don't want a painting but I do want a polaroid of Chad's cock to keep on me at all times

I've been saving up for 3 cool shirtz posters to fill my blank wall in my room and that troll face would make a mad feature piece

C H U H L E E

I would want literally anything from the video bc I love you boys and have for a long time, and most likely will for a long time. Was that gay enough? Edit: Just thought of another reason; i'm moving into a new house so anything from the vid would be kinda goog ngl love you boys <3

I don't want the painting, I just want Chad to paint me.

One of those paintings would look fucking dope hanging over my bed

Some gay shit

Give me a painting cunts. I’ll name the next pube I shave off after whoever’s painting it is

Samuel James

I would make a room shrine dedicated to the art ❤️❤️❤️

I just want something to hang on my wall

Cheers Scott and prezoh, tbh Max's Mona Lisa is pretty fucken good ngl, like how the fuck he ended up doing YouTube and not some famous artist is beyond me, it'd be pretty cool to have any of his artworks to hang in my room lol

Scog plz give painting