coldones patreon

🎨 Drunk Graffiti with Lushsux | Cold Ones Extended

🕑 Added 2021-06-16 10:05:31 +0000 UTC

Comments

Adam Ismail

Please reupload this, I've been a patreon subscriber a long time and miss this vid!

J Lyle

L bring it back

Adam

Bruh will this one get re-uploaded?

DrSquirtNasty.

wtf why cant i watch it

Keith Riessen

no fucked permission

i need this one restored plz thanks

private :( fk vimeo

Henkum

You guys need to design tats for each other to get done

Nico stefani

Manage addresses

Nico stefani

Clear form

Nico stefani

United States

Nico stefani

Please have Lush again wtf this guy got mad funnies OML

I drank a bunch. shit!

my asshole burns a bit

Grace Brown

why does lush have the same energy as posty

Patrick O'Hara

Ma name nuts

Albert Flushington

those nuts!!!

Jordan Cook

this nuts ?

Anon3652

We just support them man they make good content smh leave you obviously aren't a real fan

Halonater96

Jesus calm tf down, take a chill pill and gtfo if you're being toxic

SuperTurboFist

i like things, I like art, this is perfect for me.

MuffShroom

im a validated creator infuencing the world looking to rep the whole cool shirts catalog. i wear a large thank you

Where’s chads cock

Finally, metal poisoning

Guitart

dezz

Nekku

egg

Ollie

my name a deez

gonna be honest havent been watching most of the content on patreon, but still subscribed for a year take my muney

Velo

Joined the patreon after a few days of actually watching cold ones great content.

When I sent them a package at the beginning of November 2020 and they still haven't opened it yet: Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or something Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man, how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'mma call her? I'mma name her Bonnie I read about your Uncle Ronnie, too, I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man I like the shit you did with Rawkus, too, that shit was phat Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is Stan Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad - I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert You didn't have to, but you could've signed an autograph for Matthew That's my little brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the blistering cold for you For four hours and you just said, "No" That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fucking idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you You would write back - see I'm just like you in a way I never knew my father neither He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're saying in your songs So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan P.S. We should be together, too Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans, This'll be the last package I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word. I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters; I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? You know the song by Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight" About that guy who could've saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you could've rescued me from drowning Now it's too late. I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall I loved you, Slim, we could've been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me See, Slim,—shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk! Hey, Slim, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk, But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up. See, I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die, too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out? Much love, Stan \

Great editing on the youtube video. Didn't realize how thoroughly fucked you guys were until watching this version. #susansucksnutz

great content, followed your advice and took a vodka shot every time chad screwed up. makes the experience really immersive, include more fun games pls :)