AS SEEN ON TV EXERCISE GADGETS - EXTENDED

Michael

Ayo so I’m pretty sure that ad was in Armenian - there are a bunch of words I’m recognising

E.N. Strowd

I want to piss and shit and cum on Chad’s nipple

Océane

Hiii Rowey!!! 🥳

Océane

"Spanish" 😭 u fell off bruh

Jken

Chad at 1:20 “Dr. Disrespect fell off” 😂

Stacy M

Scott can get it any day

J Lyle

Can I get a Super Rowey hat?

J Lyle

32:35 Chad talking about the "source: trust me, bro" meme?

Jared

From fat cunt to slim cunt

Ensalada

reese's puffs reese's puffs

Imogen

Rowan Bean

Annie

Scott’s kind of 😩

Kappy448

i want to suck on chad's pepperonis

Imogen

Max wearing the shorts he got from the other video lol

Sable

im only 2 minutes in and im already in tears im gay

Sable

im so fucking excited to finally see the extended version of this. THIS is my favorite cold ones video, 100%

8bitfrenzy

I see "die"

8bitfrenzy

I see "HIV" too lmao

8bitfrenzy

The mat says "meme" and "cum" anyone reading anything else??

Thomas Livy

Finally, GymBroFoe…

organdonor5

it's could have*

Poor

Maximum weight capacity for the Rodeo Core is 250 lbs.

Zion Shreve

Burger

Trisha Miller

“How many times have you watched this?” Yes.

Amber ✨

the fact that it's entirely voluntary as well. If you think it's no longer worth the subscription... cancel it...? Big Brain Thoughts™️

Rhys

Love how people complain so fucking much, like $7 a month is a big deal for anyone... It's $7 fucking dollars, yes we all deserve an update or whatever, but stop acting like you're giving away your weekly wage...

Ivan Konstantinidis

Useless baboons hating

XTheVikingX

Pledged. I have no idea what you people are dealing with. Enjoy the ~$75,000 this month boys! Use it to keep making millions of people laugh through these dark times. Love all you mates, and I especially love Chad’s anaconda <3

Kayne Picklesimer

It's not an entitlement or thinking we're special, i gave them my money and now i CANT spend it anywhere else. they advertised the patreon in the clay art video without mentioning this vimeo issue, same with their newest video, it was borderline trickery. They'll get the issue fixed but don't act all high and mighty because you arent willing to criticize your favorite celebrities.

EEEN

One thing these people don’t understand is you’re not just paying for extra content but you’re supporting the creators directly so they can continue making videos. The extra content is a small bonus you get. Cold ones videos aren’t that cheap to make, They put a lot of the money they make back into the channel. Either way people will bitch about anything if they don’t get exactly what they want even if it is something as $5. Fuck em.

EEEN

It’s $5 for a reason bruh

EEEN

Most likely it’s because they didn’t keep the videos saved after they uploaded them to Vimeo. So with the account shut down they don’t have access to them anymore. They’re probably in contact with the service to try and get the videos back

Anthony Coburn

Unpledged. You guys could of fixed this shit by now. Enjoy your nearly 100k this month though boys. Use it to buy Chad a set of dick weights for his micro cock.

brendan macinnis

I’ll pay you to shut up

John

I don't really understand how they can't upload the other videos? You're telling me you don't have the files and vimeo owns it?

Harry Herbert

we pay them

Arron Muckenschnabel

You guys should buy bitcoin for a video!!

Ivan Konstantinidis

yea honestly shut up

brendan macinnis

Shut up

Harry Herbert

cold ones fell off

Harry Herbert

this shit fell off

Harry Herbert

welcome to the patreon it fucking sucks

Harry Herbert

bro they are retared

Leandra Horn

I rlly hope they get the clay video out on patreon soon, this is my first time on there patreon and it’s disappointing:/ I know it’s stupid but I feel like that’s what a lot of newer ppl came to see lol.

Carson Ryan

Boys plz reupload all of the lost Vimeo vids, you must have them saved somewhere isn't it literally as simple as reuploading them to Patreon instead?

Ivan Konstantinidis

Holy fuck if you care about 5$ so much then dont pay for it man, it really isnt that much money, stop crying. If you're old enough to be able to pay for a patreon membership, you're also old enough to understand the difficulties they are having.

Joshua Reed

Imagine scamming your audience for $5.

Joshua Reed

Yep, at one point this show was a entertaining cash grab but now it's just a cash grab, spitting out low quality content.

Harry Herbert

lighten up

lori

jesus these comments are really hateful

Stephen

Man I've watched all these videos like 5 times now. I need more content 🧐

Patrick O'Hara

Welcome to the patreon.

Az

I bet they ain't gonna post it until March

hologorilla

Yea bro get rhetty and litty on please

Josh C

i just wanna see chad fuck the pot

Jacob Kerslake

Wait… how the fuck did Max keep shocking himself and Chads ass felt nothing?

Lego

i love to pay for something every month to get nothing in return

sexydwarf69

burger

Andreaaa

really hope this vimeo bullshit gets resolved. I know it must be out of your control but the cold ones team is able to get a resolution soon. I'd hate to cancel my subscription :( love you guys sm <3

Michael Kelly

What the fuck is up with posting on YouTube before here cunts

Anthony Coburn

Realistically though they shouldn't be promoting the patreon until they fixed it. Or at the very least gave warning with a community post that a large chunk of the reason people became a patron in the first place had been wiped out.

Jordan Cook

Scott check DMs pls !

JoshIsTheJuggernaut

Bro imagine you make $15/hr. And $700 goes to gasoline and bills every month. Now imagine that you want to support and see more of a creator that you enjoy and you give $5 every month out of the little amount you have left over and what you paid for isn't there. It's pretty disappointing. You wouldnt buy a puzzle for 10 bucks to realize only 20% of the prices are in there and not be pissed off even though it's only $10. You paid for the whole product.

JoshIsTheJuggernaut

The first as seen on TV video was my favorite dude

Ivan Konstantinidis

imagine complaining about 5$

sexydwarf69

burger awesome man beast burger karl

brendan macinnis

Read the post directly below this bro. Yes they are working on it

JoshIsTheJuggernaut

So do we get the content we paid for?

Alexander Bowes

vimeo cut their service or something

JoshIsTheJuggernaut

why are some of the old videos privated?

Max Gurr

At the time of posting this, ColdOnes has 20,990 patreons contributing $83,411 a month, giving an average of about $4 per patreon. Compared to The Yard, which is another patreon that I support, which has 17,410 patreons for a total of $121,921 a month, giving an average of about $7 per patreon. The fact that people are willing to pay more for The Yard is probably because of the amount of effort they put into making sure there are multiple videos going out each week, with lots of effort made to substitute content if they can't film the podcast (they did a remote podcast when they all had covid, instead of just taking the week off). They really value their viewers and want to make sure everyone is happy with the content they're receiving. I really enjoy ColdOnes content when it comes out, but in comparison, they don't give the same level of care or service to their viewers.

Poki

i don’t care if you upload or not just show the clay cock please

sara proud

if i pledge $100 will you get rhett and link on please

Redd Love

Big facts aint no negativity over here!!! Take that shit to markipliers channel.

Ollie Saunders

while I'm totally understanding of the issues with Vimeo and don't expect them to wave a magic wand to fix this, it's pretty poor that they continue to promote the patreon on their new videos, convincing people to sign up, only to find that there's only a handful of videos actually available. many will be pissed off that it's an issue of uploading which is still going on almost a month later, people aren't demanding brand new content, just the reupload of existing content which has been removed with no compensation or heads-up for those who have just signed up.

Javin Liles

If $5 is THAT important to y’all go spend it elsewhere and stop acting like you’re special

Javin Liles

They’re not giving us nothing it’s just taking a minute because they’re people not robots , they’re human beings who probably need time to figure out editing and that Vimeo bs , this whole section is so entitled it’s sad to see “fans” demanding content :/

brendan macinnis

In America we pay more money for Burger

John Smith

I paid 5 dollars, where the fuck are my Japan Vlogs???

Max Gurr

if you're cool with giving $5 to someone in return for nothing can I give you my paypal

Javin Liles

It’s five dollars not fifty this comment section is so entitled 😂

dvd_ynn

were paying money we can complain

BRANDON The Grog Rat

we better be getting more down the rabbit hole fellas

Brandon Aldridge

We can ask for content when we pay for it bro

Javin Liles

They’re actual humans not robots you can demand content from

Javin Liles

These complaints wreck of privilege y’all

EyeOllie

been a patron for 6 months it kind of fallen off ♥

John Wingerden

we should at least get a free month for vimeo bullshit

Joakim Peder

I litterally never pay for online content, and this time i did and i didnt even got to see chads micropenis fucking a pot. Thats all i want boys

Jack Noire

did you know picasso was gay

Polymorph

i agree

Az

Ye, I'm cancelling

Luke

Oi… the Vimeo shit going I understand (though you prolly should had copies saved, idk) but wHERE TF IS MY POTTERY EXTENDED CUT

chiefengjr

broooo 5$ is quite a fortune in my country and i paid for nothing ?!?!?

Panos Koulaxidis

Bro it's been like 2 weeks since the Vimeo shit I literally paid for nothing.

Sabrina Villanueva

bro my 5 bucks down the draiiiinnnnnnn RIP

Harry Herbert

hurry up cunts

Pugz

pays good pizza money to watch people smoke random shit off wish, gets denied. thanks sons crying.

Anthony Coburn

Come on you bunch of retards. How could you not have alternative links to Patreon videos? This is the first time I ever paid for online content like this, and I probably never will again.

Albert Flushington

Where's the porny video at boyz

AuzzieAnxiety

Where’s the pottery video at boyz

ThotDog

1hr 7min

brendan macinnis

I would love some clay shit but everyone says that so instead I will say hamburger

Harry Herbert

hurry up i wanna see chad fuck the clay

Jack Wallace

Patiently waiting on vids to be reuploaded

Laney

Pls clay mug ❤️❤️

Spud Bud

Tell Mr. MoefoeGames to upload another Paper Mario vid!!!

Kaleb Mackie

24:50 Ipad cringe I'm am absolutely fucked right now off Aldi booze please help

Harry Herbert

can you hurry up you fags

daria alkaeva

Honestly yall are so funny!! Love you C0LD ONES

daria alkaeva

eat em up

Anthony Coburn

It's pretty lame not being able to watch the uncensored content.

Tommy Black

i want clay mug pls :P

Angus Walsh

ym name deez

Jack Noire

read the previous post

Emily Pitarresi

yes hello I am here to win a claids mug, please send me claids

Josh

Vimeo is fucked I can’t watch anything?!

Matthew Finlay

Got my cold ones little fella merch more then happy with it

Thomas Anthony

what the actual fuck did i just watch lmao 52:55

tight_britches_no_bitches

You like forklift?

Redd Love

I came here for the clay!!!

Az

u new here?

hughmungus

when is the pottery video for patreon gunna be up? I wanna see Max fuck the clay.

Isak

Soil be buzzin today boys

Vanessa Spiering

Where mug

Alexander Wittich

Probably the best vid you've done in a while. I've been wheezing nonstop. Lots of love boys, never change. (at least on screen)

T-Smokes

FINALLY egg

chiefengjr

back then they uploaded extended cuts like 3-5 days later, but since vimeo fell off extended cuts can take up to 3 weeks

Phrepy

cant watch anything? says private video via vimeo?

Dylan Wyckoff

are they looking for an alternative to vimeo, or does it normally just take a while to post new vids, i’m new to patreon lol and i’m askin cause i wanna see chad fuck the clay

TheRealChefDVD

HAHA, I was checking for it too

chiefengjr

god thats cute

holdeeen

Chadcock??? imgur.com/a/R7QlsF8

Raxo420

I am

Acrozi

WHERE IS CHADS PENIS

RAT CREATURE IRIS

been subed for awhile, just wanna see him fuck the vase.

SMGX MASK

i subed for chad to clay fuck the vase

Jose J

Mug

Glob Frank

Who else is still waiting to see chad fuck clay.

Rocco

mug

ben drake

chad saying he can't always whip it out bc we'll expect it. me subscribing here because I was expecting it, and that's exactly what Santa provided.

Zombie

Where do I watch chad putting his dick in clay

Glob Frank

Little Fella

dan young

check the post from 02/02/22 - Vimeo are being dicks about the bandwith

korum whipple

Anyone know why I cant watch any of the videos besides the last three posted ones? When i click one the video it says "Private Video Sorry, you don’t have permission to watch."

Jack

look at this little fella ---> 🥚

Ryan Garrett

I love how the alphabet floor thing says cum. Nice little detail.

sawyer !

mug?

Luke

Wish you glazed the one chad put his dick in….

Devon Martinez

HAM🐠

KaiZbearski

Could i get the mug, please

emily

i like that the floor says cum

emily

gimme airpod rock

BALANAR

nice

Arsenic Arts

Omfg I did not expect my language to appear in this LMFAO Y'ALL it's in Armenian oh fuck I've never laughed so much thank you so much for this video y'all made my day!

Chris Bowers

I don't care which one it is, but PLEASE let me get one of those clay monstrosities

Orc-jiit

That a whole lot of Chad ass. 10/10 gonna break my screenshot button.

Baked Idiot

Can I PLEASE have vase with my lil fella bundle

Sebastian Radburn

gimme that fucken vase

Adlai Trozado

Vase, want please sir

Javin Liles

I want to win the clay vase chad made lol

Joe

body dysmorphia or however the fuck you spell it

Ashtyn

“It’s not even that funny” “15 pound balls” *max dies laughing* Lmao you guys make me so happy

Anni Wadewitz

subscribing to your patreon was the best decision ever hahaha

Maxwell_Edison

I like that Chad is more confident about his naked body than Max, despite Max being in better shape

Tom Katze

I will fill a pottery with a suspicious white powder and ingest it if allowed to posses one.

Maxwell_Edison

oh baby

Alex Garcia

That vase lookin kinda thicc

Kirachi Animu

Subbing to the Patreon was not a disappointment at all. From Chad smoking crack from Wish to soon seeing him fuck clay it's just been fun after fun after fun, keep it up fellas! My dick itchy

Moefuca

Both max and chad had clay on there cock on that episode

BiggieTip

Do not let the person above me do that with da weed, i need a new airpod holder fr. shit be leakin

Lydia Cumming

lemme put my weed in ur pottery plz i will send pics

sondwich

patreon is beter than i expected lmao fuckin love it cheers bois good work

Makaryy

Daddy

Marshall Blackhall

Bruh this little fella right here needs the claids (clay aids)

Zoe Nicholson

Best bois 🤪

Poki

really wanna see chad fuck some clay 😔

Anders-Patrick

clay pussy

Kyle Spencer

look at this little fella ---> 🥚

James

Tanks boys

jellybeanieBB

🥚

Colby Van Bargen

bruh soil.

LulutheBlkMg

Glad you guys are back! Maybe I could be surprised with some pottery? I could use another place to store my dice 🥺👉👈

Tim Krach

vimeo suck!

Andrew Ferguson

I’ll build a website for you guys to host your videos. Message me.

Jlndigital

i hope Vimeo cries themselves to sleep every night.

Georgina Ochoa

I’d love a cup to drink my tea from 😂

parker

fuck vimeo lets go excercise!!!

Alister Schmidt

CLTAT WOOF WOOF GRRRR CLAYA CLAY CLAY CLAYU CLAY BARK BARK!!!

Avery Weaver

clay<3?

miadixie

clay now

devin

gimme da clay daddy

tyler salar

clay pls good sirs 🤲

tyler salar

giving chad body dysmorphia ☝️

Tessa Kilbride

I like pottery lol

Albert Flushington

i'm eating beans and watching cold ones patreon exclusive upload. tonight is a good night

Cyerra Adams

Please I want the vase dude

HenryKissinger

I came here to see Chad fuck clay wtf

Maddy [just-some-pineapples]

I want your clay masterpieces max and chad

Ashtyn

Finally Clay

Padraic doyle

Man I wanna see chad put his dick in clay

Dan Betteridge

i will smoke crack out of your pottery

_Joe_

Clay pussy

Max Köster

Frie pussy and eat Eggs

Anders-Patrick

clay pussy

Brandon Small

Where are Chad's dance class videos?

Sudzarerealz

I feel like im going to take off also give me ham

Mason Folk

Give me pottery

TheEdBed

You guys need to try your hand at brewing your own beers for a vid

Big Tezz

Chad be kinda thicc doe

Jack Noire

I wanna see chad's shrivelled cock fuck some clay pottery. thank you

JoiBoiNika

potry ples

minxybabie

i am here for clay dick

James Trense

Gimme Clay Boss

OwenDavo

Gimmie clay Pocket Pussy

miadixie

fr when did they say that?

Joakim Peder

Mid match wtf, where did they say that?

Jude Laughlin

give me clay to store my minerals in

ebmar

That's good and bad :P Reason I signed up was to watch these fools tripping over shit hehe

Az

chill out bro, not untill mid march

Harry

Yeah I’m going to need that clay chief...

Lunar Trashman

I want one so I can fuck it

Avery Volk

Some handmade clay gadgets and gizmos from the Cold Ones boys would bring some joy and warmth to the freezing cold tundra where I reside 🥺❤️

DunwichWhorror

I JUST BECAME A PATREON BOYS I REQUIRE CLAY

miadixie

no pottery video yet :(

Pedro S

Where’s my pottery

Bailey Madden

I'm dying in a hospital FUCK YOU!!! slime beastars

Robin

the best way to spend 4,50$ a month is on cold ones patreon. fucking legends. keep it up boys!

Bearnaise

Gay reddit has a plethora of new content incoming

Vanessa Spiering

Want clay plz

meg

just realized the mat says CÜM and DNF in it bruh 😭

RemixWuffy

GIVE CLAY

Cesaille

max looking a lil sexy in his shorty shorts

Snazzy G

I want clay

Snazzy G

Fuck vimeo, lets make them suck our dicks

Duben

You bois don't know how much I need this YES give this goblin some GOLD

Ashtyn

I think they mentioned trying to lose weight so it’s possible they both are drinking less or not at all to achieve those baddie body goals

Moefuca

The mat says CUM on it

ebmar

Have they stopped drinking? They seem more and more sober as the the videos are released.

Nella

top text thanks bottom text top

Big Yamzzz

LEG.

JVG

You guys should do a podcast episode with DankPods

Hannah Ochoa

Thanks for the morning entertainment, fellas 🥚 🎩

Hannah Ochoa

I just got an email like two days ago saying mine is on its way. I wouldn’t worry!

Alexander Wittich

YES MORE COLD ONES THANKS FOR THE MORE REGULAR UPLOAD BOYS, SCHMOOCHES

Aiden Toler

Has anyone gotten their lil fella merch yet? It's been like 3 months and my thing says that they haven't even shipped yet which just seems off?

Ben Fuller

Finally

Az

kinda boring, but it's still good for me

Jop Corver

Can I cast this garbage to my chromecast?

Diamond Imperium

Guess im stayin up til 5am tonight bois

EyeOllie

no

Nick Eyford

fat

speedofrage

May I ask why?

Sage

Abrahan Echeverria

LETS GOOO NEW VIDEO

BubbleBear

Jeggf

Conner Stears

Monkey nuts

Lachlan Sauverain

Nice Middle Text Bottom Text

Lachlan Gherashe

Leg

GhostFoxo

Poggers