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Daniel Hughes

Ikr made my day

Daniel Hughes

He just sucked a alien cock

Harry

The set definitely needs a Gilbert Gottfried (RIP King) bust to go with the Markiplier one

markus

the ending with chad being fucked by mario killed me

pra

gamer slop

Sneaks McGee

my name deez

Lucca Burnette

Max and Chad get trapped in springlock suits

Prime able

my chef names a chef

Beryll Starlight

damn that's neotori dildo xD

Aster『⁂』

first of all its templar cross second of all the iron cross was a prussian/imperial german symbol though it was still used as a symbol of germany in nazi era the Balkankreuz would be a better example of a nazi symbol

zeemo_beebo

yeah that does not look like markiplier tbh, next time buy a 3d printer and make some 3d models with vr lol that would be fun

Northstar L.J.

Look at my super rizz profile pic yo !!!

Toroloco11 _

lost my shit when the aliens head flew off and hit the plant in the background

Danielle Hole

Max: "You look like a cannonball Chad" - i'm ded (2:53:26)

Nicolai

that was worth paying the 5 dollars

Imogen

God the blue alien part made me laugh so hard my face hurts 2:06:41

Sofia Hamilton

MAX FRANTICALLY FLOSSING IN THE LUIGI COSTUME IS KILLING MEEEEEE

Phil Gillis

Aussies suck off, decapitate and de-cock alien

george the nerd

Its a templar cloak u dope

Az

That's Templar cross which is red you fucking muppet

J M

funnie

BigDMcGee

fine literature

juwi

2:19:50 the cloak has iron crosses on it. iron crosses are a pretty popular nazi symbol so that combined with the white robe is………………

Lime

Mark Von Iplier (69 AD - 420 AD) Markiplier has ligma. he contracted it at Sawcon (hosted by Mike Hawk and Tahra Dactyl) it is assumed that he contracted the STD because he hadn’t really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. the terrible, terrible std known as ligma has plaquered the Von Iplier family for decades. markiplier’s soft supple body is too weak to take part in Mark vs Iplier, in which mark conpleted agaisnt Iplier, therefore it has been canceled as of four days after Markiplier contracted ligma. he never found out either who was behind the bite of ‘87 or who was phone. Markiplier has ligma such as the man behind the slaughter. Yahahma’s uncle is tall and that is important for the reason of that i fucked your mom. at Sawcon, it is reported that Markiplier stuck his [INSERT WORD TO BE YSED INSTEAD OF COCK] inside of a toaster strudel using knowledge based off of a Fox News article from the 1700’s. as you know, doing the sax with a toaster strudel gives you insta ligma thus making it possible for Mark of Iplier to have ligma and becoming the president of wales

Micah

max was an absolute menace in this video i love it

Emedan

Who knew that Chad was a good puppeteer

Mathew Sheppard

Cunts, you could've done the "Lois, I turned myself into a cucumber" meme with the puppets, wtf.

Ruby Soho

jimmy breats

Mike 나는 신이다

He do be spittin fax tho

Lucas

and then? Wait 5-8 hours every time you print something?

l b

I think an employee should be hired to help guide purchase value. Honestly I'd volunteer

l b

The fact y'all paid someone to 3D print something instead of just copping the 3D printer for a whole lineage of content is astounding to me

Thomas Livy

Just signed up, so happy I did. Needed more of this shit lmao, great work guys

bro really said the channels getting stale as if its not funny as fuck just to rewatch everything plus this is patreon not the actual channel they have you cant expect them to do shit when this is for the stuff THEY CANT put on youtube

Riley Graves

deez noots

spikey 9

From us, duh

Damian Cylka

idk bro, maybe the get donations from somewhere?? Nah doubt it tho

Clark

patreon idk

Grace Zeigler

Where do they get the money to drop this much on Etsy?? Like I’m genuinely curious 🤷‍♀️

Иоанн

please put timestamp for unboxing (1:11:00)

Buurman Hans

I have chronic brain aids. I need you to reupload the vids or I'll die.

Sage

I wouldn't mind seeing a close up of the small things they have on display and the other shit on the sides. Could be a nice retrospect. LMAO rowey's derogatory comment tho

badass______

Taylor speak the truth.

Taylor

can someone tell max to upload to maxmoefoepokemon

Millie Snow

max sucking off a baby alien and then swinging it around until its head fucking flew off isnt something i thought id see in my lifetime. thank you coldones.

Ponthus Kåhlman Udén

this is factually correct

badass______

Max has aids.

Rowey

Spin on this

Nameless Creativity

New youtube video without any patreon love, feels bad man

grablogg

agreed

grablogg

why youtube get video when we no get video

Koen Lemmen

We need timestamps like on youtube fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Wally

We could spin in a 360 and show the whole office 😂

grablogg

So proud

Halal Is This Halal?

Bit of a long shot. But what happened to faceless??

Moisty Muldoon

office tour or im not buying from cool shirts

AlfredBoris

Yes

Henkum

You guys need to do an office tour

Moefuca

I forgot I’m paying for this

Freddie Lee

Yeah I am fine, thanks for your worrisome. I was batshit drunk when i was writing this lmao. I thought Max's forhead was extended through editing when i was watching this while drunk.

WTSherman

Bruh where is the cum necklace

Tanner

Oh holy balls! I totally remember that

Rory Craig

the the joker from baman

Austin Parks

😂😂😂

heyamy

what the fuck are you on about LMAO, hope you're not hanging tomorrow pal

Freddie Lee

im so fucking drunk, i thought max's forhead was extended, longed, receeding haril lined edited when i was first seeing it, jesus fucking christ, is it actually editted or actually his ahriline, i dont understand what is going on, is it? or is it not? is it editted to be longetivitised or is it just his natural big focking hairline like i have

gang gang

Max likes kids!

Alexander Wittich

Patreon is totally fine.

Patrick

Can Patreon vids have basic shit like how much they spent included in the edit?

XIII LUKAS

1:50:35 why this mf max turn into Jack Sparrow

TipTopMagoo

Please do another merch drop boys. New prints, new shirts, and do some trading cards or pedigreed graded slabs. I will keep paying you every month either way because well I’m an idiot but it’s worth it.

olly ruggier

Minecraft > WoW

cough

Max and chald from old onez

Albert Flushington

nut jar necklace 😎

Mcchew

Doo doo fart

OriA

I can’t be the only one that remembers the alien been green right??!?!?

Mike Ox

You guys should do tik tok ads

grablogg

im fat

Zombieing

finally thick

Seth Gomez

Respectfully homie, what iPhone do you have? I can watch on full screen and while I’m on twitter

Dawid Skotnicki

In a good way bro calm down

OriA

Sorry didn’t mean to I’m autistic

OriA

Stfu

OriA

I 100% agree with you Patreon sucks, bad video quality most of the time and idk if it’s only for me but I can’t watch full screen on iPhone.

Patrick O'Hara

3 hours, yaaaaas

Rhyzeless

I planted surveillance systems in your home

Dawid Skotnicki

Bro I’m pretty convinced Max is actually autistic

Justin Huff

Boys type everything like they're requesting a cameo

epic feminist

i am inside your walls

Shawn McCrory

no other post on anywhere gets me as excited as a patreon coldones vid. love you guys

Sneed

Fine content as always, gentlemen.

Noah A

Patreon's great. Vimeo is the dumbass service that caused the issue

Jack Noire

when is chad gonna eat a glizzy

Caveman Brain

Finally ETSY 🥶

Richard Brown

deez nuts

OwlChapino

So happy to see an upload, but Patreon fucking sucks. There has to be a different platform to work with.

Gus Donnelly

LESSSS GOOOO LOVE ALL YOU SEXY BOYS

A cow wearing a turban

Alien penis cock sucking around 2h7m

Jasmine McKay

thanks guys 😙

Hazel

Needed this as background sound so I can work. Thanks boys!

Shademic

Finally

jayce kaid

I have mesothelioma

Finally, puppet aids

phia

so amazing thank u kings

kelsey engle

yess

Chckn Brendy

I’ve been waiting for this

Savannah Padilla

Finally.. the fucking video

cait :3

hell fucken yes

Ewan Mcconnell

Where can I cop beast aids

KobaltKrush

Don't worry I just had mouth surgery

Riley Ransier

Thank you guys

Sophie Howard

🫡 thank you boys

Chandler

yes at last