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WEIRD ALCOHOL BOTTLES EXTENDED CUT!

🕑 Added 2022-09-19 01:04:14 +0000 UTC

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IWantToEatChadsHairyAsshole

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dominique fields

Absolutely foul 😂 love it

Dovacon

Chad 100% cheating 😂

Drugease

chad's hot, no homo

Drew G

Usually its light outside when they film. Probably like mid afternoon

Savanna

He’s dead bro

MattY

I feel less self conscious about my cock size now thx chad

randomguy

i cant believe we could've had a napolian shirt, if only max just let CHAD COOK!

DJBatmanGold

chad cock is what i subscribe for

Zanen Coy

finally, chad cock

circa 2003

1:13:00 Chinese cock ring

Hayes

shout out dylan from the halfway house

J M

Rip rocky Best k9 8 years 2 years retired

J M

I would buy that shirt

J M

Uselessmeatshieield can't hold their liquor, I pay their 5 USD

J M

#fuckyou #I won

J M

#Louisiana I dont remember #Louisiana #max won #chad won

UselessMeatshield

also for anyone wondering (i'm aware no one gives a shit). -Napoleon was average/above average height for that area at that time. Even back then, propaganda was used in politics, it's likely that is the reason he's remembered that way. -And Max asked why Napo had his hand in his shirt - there are all kinds of theories - but the most agreed upon is that his hand was supporting his stomach due to sickness. -Lastly, the reasons why he was famous include: Emperor of France, one of the best military commanders in history, had a lot of portraits etc, and he went to war with many of major powers in that area winning many times despite the odds (England, Spain, Austria, etc...). And despite being in the Venn diagram of people who are interested in Napoleon and Cold Ones, I would never buy that shirt.

UselessMeatshield

Love how their preferred method of testing something for its legitimacy is just eating it. But I hate that it worked

Aster『⁂』

#napoleon

GigaWiiU64

You telling me Silas fried this rice?

Skillamator77

fell off

zeemo_beebo

i love watching the monkeys fuck around

Northstar L.J.

Max was determined to put that hat back on Napoleon that wasn’t the top though in Chadds like fidgeting with the top of the bottle for it that’s hilarious

Tim N

fuck no wouldn't wear that shit

Kappy448

fast cum drinking should be an olympic sport

Sab

😉

Cruz Joaquin

Seeing max rant about weird stuff and say gay caring things to chad is so wholesome

_rasputin_666

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo its called onomatopoeia i am drunk i love watchin thgis because i have no friendddsz but i have alcohol

Chad’s Nose Mole

Big brain comment

lindsay T

#ProNapoleanDynamite

Zach ryder

Man the amount of times you struggle breaking stuff with that mallet and need something harder.... just grab it by the rubber bit and hit it with the bottom of the handle 😂

shartfuck

???? what are you talking about lmao

shartfuck

bc they matter more rn

shartfuck

ok but i rly need to know when this shit is filmed bc that makes all the difference. like was it 9 am? 1 pm? 5pm? 11 pm? i have to know

JeffRobur

Eating emerald is too much? Try to eat metalllic lead lol

Jken

also waiting for that bong rip

Jken

where can I buy Chad's shirt??

Ilja

30:00 As a Russian, proper recipe for our vodka would have Paint thinner in it, so maybe thats the wierd taste, also yes Russia fell off

Noah White

Chad is such a jerk though?? In every vid but especially this one

Matt Shaver

I just joined the Patreon and this is the first video I watched. Holy shit what a chaotic mess behind the scenes. I have so much more appreciation for what the editors do now lol

Sage

Best vid in a long time. I really enjoyed this. Shout out to Darcy, and shout out to whoever came up with the doing the pepe blindfolds because they're hilarious and a perfect match this this vid.👍

gm72

how are new vids extended cuts being released first than other old vids

Lime

Me Memed m

Lime

Get mmedon you baffoone

Jusye

I am very upset also. What happened to the constant uploads to patreon :(( We now get lucky to get one a month

Nicholas Beck

Sometimes you post it at the same time

Nicholas Beck

Where’s the new one 😔

MercuryOnline

He's right. Smirnoff is revolting!

Jack

Hello Sexy man, I have a gem tester at home, if you want to send the gem to me I can check if it's real.

Peter Bobylev

Max won the Stiletto disagreement for sure

Noah White

Max won

Noah White

Praise Silas

Eli Pennebaker

i’m gay

Jacob

I love Chad 🥰🥰🥰

Bleubelle

The drinks can at 1:45 being put upside down really got me.

Bleubelle

You two are honestly my favourite people.

Jayson41995

How much I gotta pay to speak to max

Jayson41995

Mf was 5 foot 6

Jayson41995

I think max constantly mentioning Mr beast is the funniest shit ever

Jim Jinkelman

yeah napoleon was actually super short, even for his time, like 5'10/5'11

Ben Collins

When Chad said his brain was still forming, I felt that in this episode. I really felt it....

Matthew mannes

Gave up on uploading old vids now I have to come back and watch the same shit

Xiax4

chad won

Dayne

Idk. Let’s go with a ham sandwich on rye

Jim Jinkelman

Tyler Wolfkill

Chad being fucking speechless after max drank the two half shots kills me dude

2B

Welcome Silas!

Aidan Criddle

All hail Max for bein a trooper

Ben Selley

my name is deez

Oliver Norén

chad drinks like a sissy, go max!

Thomas Johnson

I think I would slap a cunt if he said monkey turns to me

Pierce hardy

balls

Ben Collins

Shut up Chad, You aren't the funny one bro... Cringe

Travis

Boys, please do a auzzie distillery edition.

Brian Waters

I will not praise Silas because he didnt put chad grandma going into the urn, had one job, smh!

drottle

Max was really damn drunk by the end of this one, quality patron video!

Andreaaa

^^^

Andreaaa

where’s Scott 🥺

Leon Cartwright

Also cold ones doing the customgrow420 intro was a crossover that I didn't know I needed

Marti Lindenberg

try the cheapest spirits on the market like Jelzin Vodka delicious xD

Leon Cartwright

Yo Chad is NOT reaching on that bong vodka, I'm like 90% sure that's why they made the bottles like that

Thomas Arney

read description

naomi seabrooke

such a fun and cozy vid :D a new favorite of mine for sure

Zephlyx

where’s the reuploads tho

Alex Stashkova

when am i getting my hoodie >:(

Nicolai

DO NOT REPLACE SCOGG >:( I LIKE SCOGG AND HIS SEXY VOICE >:(

Jack Brockway

Prezoh, massive legend. Love you guys

Charlie Jones

Patron execlusive napoleon t-shirts?

Aid Eater 3000 MaxMoeFoe Gf

Rigged

Chris Peters

I am new here and I have binged almost all the content over the last couple days. I’m sick of seeing Chad’s cock.

Ronaldo A.

Obamna

Chaun o. b.

Patreon knows the truth behind the videos; it's really just producers wrangling retards for content

Jken

also, bring back metal with japanese whisky!

Jken

I worked in jewelry for a few years and was worried when he ate the emerald; but it'd have to be much larger to tear at his digestive tract.

Brandon

I’ve never heard anyone say gimp leg 🤣 just reminds me of the gimp from pulp fiction

MonkeJoshe

period

Lime

I'll hurt god if you don't make that French beer man shirt

Lime

Peter palinoma is a funny name

Cold Ones

it's coming still! prezoh is doing it personally and had a urgent project he had to get done, should be up within a week and now that we have silas, we shouldn't be having delays like this ever again :)

Finn Bright

#maxwon

Lilith

Silas <3

Jacob

I would buy a napoleon shirt

TruckerGamer

was your mother a truck driver ??????????????????????????

Ezra

11/10 would wear a Napoleon shirt

Jack Brockway

So the extended Fiverr music video is still being worked on? Or lost?

Paloma Preeria

yes, yes... all for Silas all for Silas >:)

Cam420

Bruh why'd Max have to lick the Chinese cock ring XD

Harry Robinson

I have aids

Rory Turner

At least they can put chads ashes in the Chinese urn after he dies from munching that emerald.

Inspector Pug

The pepe eye cover makes this so much better

GhosterSnail

I crawled out of my dungeon just for this video. (I hope everything is ok and GL to the new editor)

Bananaman

my foreskin is bumpy

Lasse

Finally...

Brady

Glad to see the boys currently wanking to this❤️

Daan Prinsze

It's been a while since Max got fucked so badly that you can see him stare straight ahead of him and register nothing. I wonder what stage comes after.

Sebbe Loré

Napoleon sucks Chad.

Pugz

it happenewd?

Ollie

epic poggers moment as always i miss my friend :'(

Codi Wilkinson

When is the Ludwig video going to drop?

RadekZHranic

surprised Prezoh still gay after seeing Chad's cock so many times

Ludvig Stjernfeldt

finally, chads cock

gang gang

Hello Silas! How long is your cock?

Caressda Dick

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO (Congrats Silas!)

IHTB

Yewwww! Thanks boy’s👌🏻

Shaymus McIntyre

May death fall upon your landlord

Shaymus McIntyre

Hahaha chad has gained 9kg from stress

Gods drunkest driver

What happens to prezoh?

Cole Alleje

When max licked the ring i audibly screamed

Sebastian G.V

Mane they be lookin like good mythical morning now are you filming a youtube or a hollywood movie?

Micah

also max has absolutely no right to get upset that chad ate something he shouldn't you could fill a whole book listing inedible things max has eaten

Dxrk Avi

damn extended uploaded on the same day

Nikolaj Makar

EY!

Laura

Yo Chad grabbed that Eiffel Tower like it was a cock 😂 ALSO!!!! MAX! please do another pokemon video. I'm dying here!

Aidan Criddle

I would always prefer to have amazing vids like this every once in a while rather then quantity over quality

Micah

holy shit podcasts with scogg!!!! thank you guys this is proof that bullying works (joke)

Ayescrem

i think this is the most fucky ive seen max

Jack Smart

Top 10 cold one vids

Jorge Luevano

Love watching theses videos while drinking lol you guys Crack me up 🤣

Middle Class Bogan

Drill it submerged or the inside will blow out

Jolvard

Napoleon dynamite type vibe

DJ Hermosa

Seeing Chad's cock has now given me unbridled confidence, I feel like I can do anything now

Lime

Ūbama adbul jabarr

Bruce Michael

Okay boys I forgive you for not posting for a bit

Tom Sidwell

Obumna

Jesiah

Obama

jascap

man id buy a napoleon with a beer shirt, itd be my only cold ones merch too

Nüer

Max was blasted

amy baird

needed this rn , thanks fellas 💖

Keith Riessen

Upload the Ludwig ep already!

Mister Mustard

BAAARUHHHHHHHHHH

RJ-BLOWS

Silas is sexy

Ronaldo A.

Hello Silas :)

Kyle Carbary

Great job and welcome to Silas, I will say I wish that the editing in the extended cut was more similar to main channel, in the sense of the 64x64 pixel stretched jpeg of something runs across the screen

sir lem

what about the old vids vimeo voided?

Ellie Barnes

Finally, same day release.

Dustyegg

Hello Silas man

Lily

Chad! You have amazing spatial intelligence!

Dallas Hunt

i am excite i am chef

JayBob

Diamond drill bit for the beug vodka bottle, been there done that. Works a charm! 🍁

Yung Chungus

Where is Scog. He used to make Fog

Dalton Workman

Good job Silas!

Matthew DiFrancesco

also will you guys still be doing episodes with just Chad / Max in the future? The Description kind of confused my monkey brain

bisc

Cock at 01:13:50

Matthew DiFrancesco

My friend and I were complaining they weren't getting drunk enough anymore in recent vids..... I take what I said back

Alex treib

Thank you!

Cold Ones

nope, one camera angle from a future video, we will not rest until it is found!!!

Alex treib

was the lost footage of the Lud episode?

Courtney Dean

Your editors are absolute legends ❤️

Mavis Beacon

Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking