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Patreon Exclusive Q&A

🕑 Added 2022-10-26 04:23:42 +0000 UTC

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Txnshion

I want to see chad put things in his ass as soon as i hear about it

MattY

Because that shit is gay

MattY

Cringe

Froggy

chad so real for watching settled bro tile series go crazy stupid dumb

CasenPoint

Oi! Massive legend and fat cunt! You guys got me into Yeezy’s thanks guys you were my longest heroes. Anyways whats your favorite Yeezy’s model?

Nata

What do you mean no one watches the Patreon 3 hour unedited cuts? I was wondering where did those goooooo ;_;

alec hope

Can I get a grog please, boss?

Pedro Diaz

The ratatouille game 😩

Ruby-leigh

How old where each of you when you lost your virginity

Jackson Sweetapple

What’s the most fucked up/crazy unbelievable thing you’ve ever seen in person

eddy manavado

I literally joined to see Chads cock, bulbs and anus

Zachary

Would you rather go blind or deaf?

jasper360

chad you sexy boy why don't you upload to your main channel?

jasper360

Has Chad gotten Max to play WoW yet? If no, why not? also leg

Kaitlynn Willoughby

lol yes more ass stuff xD

Lucía Martínez del Campo

What would have been your dream job if Youtube hadn't been a thing?

spacekittti

Are you guys still vegan? when did you start and why?

hippysalad

I don't think mark will ever come on Cold Ones because he has had two alcohol related heart attacks apparently (just found this out) because of a condition called asian flush. don't ask me why its called that, it just is. much love

Ben Dwyer

Who would you want to play you in the Cold Ones biopic?

ChefCornChip

What’s your favorite dinosaur

Merit

Worst shoot you've been a part of?

Marxo Martinex

If you guys made beer would it get imported to the US? And if that works out for you guys would you go as far as to made any hard liquor?

Agent.Thicc

upload on maxmoefoepokemon

Londin

Do you guys smoke that good good?

Enderman

Yo max will you ever cross dress again?

Duckie

Are you on Smoko?

Dominic Iacovella

Would you guys interview the creator of the big lez show?

ItsJayMar 805

My bad didn't bother reading the previous comments lol

Rivamika69

How do you feel about being part of an era of YouTube that is now dubbed the "golden era" of YouTube. Did you expect to blow up the way you did? Do you regret it?

Rivamika69

Stole my comment, that's fucked up lmfao

ItsJayMar 805

what the fuck happened to Jeffabel? Is he good

Rivamika69

Favorite hobbies you guys find yourself genuinely spending your time on? Anyways, die.

Jack Wilkinson

What is your favourite anime/manga? Also when is Joe Rogan coming on

Devon jones

is chad in creator clash 2?

Scallops

Worst drug you've done ?

Skinkneenut

Why is chad so fat?

Millie Snow

what's some of the worst injuries you've ever gotten? can be related to stuff you've done with coldones or outside it. Loads of support from Manchester btw

DrCobbler

what's your guys opinion on the Australian Defence force?

Rebecca Emily

Are you guys friends outside of work or do you need to take breaks from each other inbetween shoots?

KC

I like learning about you guys! ❤️

KC

Are you going to do more Q&As?

Kappy448

i have appendicitis and im dying rn please help

Lock in or lock up

No chance

Anthony Carlos

Have you guys ever gotten to a point where you had to take a break from each other? I have aids.

shithead fuckquad cum fuck I hate fitness copter penis Ohiodrink cum sauce ooooohhhh ye

Minecraaft sex time

Mitchell Earl

i would absolutely love to see a scott cold ones episode

j t

Hi. SussyPoopChugger here. I've recently contracted AIDS from my college's Spanish teacher. I have "sIDA" so to speak. He goes on and on about Chad's phat cock. When is Chad going to make an onlyfans for his followers?

Tatiana

Would you rather live in the United States or England?

Lixerium

Hey Chad, would you rather have Max tattoo the little egg fella on your arm or have a crayfish pinch your nipple for an entire Cold Ones video?

Matt Verace

Please do this

ripsiiren

will you boys ever get faceless on a podcast or for a video?

xBiscoe

was expected chad to have a big ass sneeze, muffaka sounds like a chick

ryan woodworth

please get the urban rescue ranch guy on!!!

ryan woodworth

bringing in customers

Tatiana

Krienko

Do you guys plan on doing tours or live audiences?

☁ASIANRAIN☁

gimme money i can do job for you

Micah

max with another mario and rabbids game out does that mean we will get a sequel to the masterpiece that is rocky and marge play mario + rabbids fallen kingdom

Leem

will you call my phone number on video? 267 270 9354

lindsay T

Fuck, marry, kiss, kill: scog, yuri, rowie, Darcy

Nehemiah

Chad your ball are probably good, I went to a doctor and they called me retarted in scientist terms 🤓

Wendy Arnold

Question: would you ever do a meet&greet in Toronto? Wubby and Alluux did one recently and I saw them. I'd love to see you two even more!

TonyBanner

DUNKEY ON THE PODCAST THO!?!?!?!?!?

Devin Whatever

Get Oney on the Podcast. I doubt it'll be possible but god damn is that a dream Podcast I'd love to see.

yamdo

Did you really throw away the drugs from the mailtime video?

Blaine Helm

Bros I want to order a cool hoodie from you guys this winter but it seems like everything is sold out.

SIXBEERZ

Has there ever been a time one of you got drunk and felt on the verge of death?

Matt Shaver

What YouTube channels make you laugh the most currently? (Also to answer Max’s questions - seeing Chad put stuff up his ass is the only reason I’m a Patron)

Cameron Shrider

Yes this is information we need to know punch a cone for us please

McSprite

Alright listen man. I saw those new Cold Ones mugs in some of the recent videos. When can we get our hands on them?👀

Weird Chip

play devil may cry 5 this isnt a question this is a demand

Armando Sanchez

Why don't you guys just release the old unreleased maxmoefoe collab videos on pateron and get one of your editors to edit them? I really want to see the super mario sunshine video?

Amber Little

How much have you guys spent on your fiverr videos in total? (Probably a question for Scott lol)

Jim

get obama on the podcast, also can you light something on fire

el

me and my partner watch your video. theoretically if we invited you to our wedding would you show up in the worst outfit possible and get smashed

OutsiderMoonie

The podcast you were most Drunk?

Carl Johnson

Who would your dream guest be to have on the podcast ?. Dead or alive

Thor

This needs to happen.

GluttonousGoblin

sodapoppin coldones episode?

Yaseen Reiz

What are Chad's WoW parses? Better be 99s

KingDabber420

when you ripping the bong on camera bro

Alyssa Sammaritano

i just KNEW matt was gonna be at the bottom of that list of people handling their alcohol lmfaooo

ethan poulton

time^^

ethan poulton

U blokes are Legins I sit and drink with yas all the titi

Dallas Hunt

Max and Chad I have just one question. Hab u seena chef???

Dallas Hunt

Lol y'all read my question. Based.

Alex

The best sport to add alcohol to would be f1 racing

Steven Fletcher

does it bother you that your fans miss George so much and mention him in comments all the time?

Steven Fletcher

do you think that George leaving YouTube made your fans more willing to support cold ones financially because they dont want to see you leave as well?

Nathan Barwick

have you ever spoke out about george and why no one speaks about it anymore.

D1 hater

when’s the next merch drop?

Chads Son

Has Max ever sucked Chad's Nipple

Kai

agreed

Sophie Bedford

i wanna skype call them for my uni assessment

Scott Sidner

I feel like Mizkif could make a great guest, hes got the box and Pokemon connection to Max and the Cx/RV connection with Chad it would be great content. Not to mention Miz cant hold alcohol so it would all come out

olly ruggier

Reup colossal is crazy

umbreon 360

100% watch it sooner if anything goes in chads ass

Gurbanator

actually devastated it got pulled i only watched the first 30 minutes

Vile The scum

do an episode with the oney plays gang please I beg on hand and knee

Jeybriski

What are your dream guests that you think you could actually get on

Fuel_broken

sus

autocannibalism_

When chad puts stuff in his butt i come straight to patreon

keanu mcintosh

Whens the sex tape dropping?

Joe Weiner

get matt and ryan back for the love of god

Mason Carlson

interview the therapy gecko

Mason Carlson

not gonna lie me and my boyfriend bought the Patreon just to see Chad get stuff put in his ass.

3liott ☠

gay ass question BUT what music do y’all listen to?

Aleksey Masenzov

Same here.

Grant

Anyone else not seeing the Ludwig podcast that they posted?

Toby Maxwell

When will you get braddoesbanter on the podcast

Andreas Breitbarth

Thanks guys! Appreciate these videos!

Braden_

I want a full fleshed out story on how cold ones became cold ones

Aidan

What's the weirdest thing Chad has shoved up his ass

Georgiekobolt

Will max ever go back to his channels? UwU we miss you

Micah

i think they mean the dead bird from edward watermelon-hands, they talked about getting sick from it in the htb episode

yesh wilson

Also would max ever bring back his old hairstyle for one vid for the memes?

Tyler Wolfkill

When will Max?

Guido Mista

When will Max go back to doing Japan vlogs?

Aleksey Masenzov

When will Max go back to doing prank calls?

Ben Reid

Planning on any large man collabs, Jimmy beast with chrons perhaps?

Nicolai

Cant believe they didnt answer the james white q...

Pokemonpullpatrol

When are either of you going to upload to your Pokémon channels again? It’s cold out here without you.

Phil Gillis

Thank you so much

Sable

oh well, it hurts when i… it hurts when i pee

J Lyle

Hes not

Salty

Watching your patreon videos is like stepping foot in a orchard which is also a minefield. That is all I have to say about nudity on this patreon.

Dustyegg

Any plans on some outside videos or flog shit like that?

Spud Bud

do you guys have sleep paralysis demons? what's the weirdest dream you've had? smooches from Florida!

Phil Gillis

Why’s chad shrinking

Rat boy miki

do you guys plan on working together till the day you die i assume so since you guys are kinda like the best of friends

Pietrue

question for the next q&a: is max a smashing pumpkins fan since he confused them once in a video with another band

3liott ☠

not a q BUT MAX, wear more dresses brUh

3liott ☠

no fucking way AHAHA

Sebas van der Bijl

y r u gay?

Ben Faxon

What are your thoughts on r/okbuddychicanery?

Tottur

How many employees do you have and are you planning to do anything else than the pod in the future?

Nick Constable

What kind of music do you listen to? Any favorite bands/artists? Do you listen to Joji??

hotdog_sharin'

You didn't read my question dumbass you just read my name. Good effort though.

Thane Kennedy

Question: I'll be visiting Australia soon, can I stop by the studio?

whizz

can you come visit the woolies i work at in melbourne

skwid

shut up

Eric Wheelhouse

You should have Jacob Alpharad and the Alpharad deluxe crew

Jeremy Velazquez

Can u give an update on Joji vlogs coming on the podcast?

Taylan

He gets his cock out and has sex with 10 japanese men for 2hours. Thats why we will never see it

Ethan Walton

Glibba Globba Rimjobba

Jackson wolf

Chads asshole makes me wanna watch the vid more idk about you 😅👀

Connor New

For a female guest, you should bring on Lily, Pichu, and Michael Reeves again

Big Miss Steak

the as seen on TV products vid is where Max puts a camera directly on Chads asshole

Jken

Worst and BEST grogs you've tasted on Cold Ones

Nick Olbash

Will you guys ever record with The Boys again? (Juicy, mully, eddie josh narrator) I feel like ur content is pretty similar and the stupidity levels flow higher when you’re around them too.

Collun

Don't disrespect the beautiful northern suburbs of Wyndham Vale and Tarneit.

Yung Chungus

When Will we get Japan vlog

Yung Chungus

Now I want to hear Max’s worst fan interaction 👿

Jordan Davies

What dead bird are they talking about? The one Chad says he got sick from?

Qùãñtùm

Will you come to the UK to try the alcohol

Xander Glaze

Any Australian music artists you guys fw? Curious to what kind of music you guys like.

Bored BMXer

I cut an artery above my dick and got internal bleeding into my sack. After a week and a half they have gone down in size to about Chads size of balls. Do you find any difficulty in every day life with balls this big? I sure am

Bearnaise

i have the ear thing too, its like a pulsating whirl in time with my heartbeat, dr literally just said its either pulsate tinnitus or something wonky with my carotid artery and didn't give a shit, FYI Max. Also I am not deaf yet and it's been many a year.

Jedd Bateup

When will you do the milly rock on the show?

Hugi Freyr Álfgeirsson

Question. Would you guys come to Iceland sometime? I will be your personal driver.

Jack Brockway

Is Max ever going to post on YouTube, pokemon channel?

Hugi Freyr Álfgeirsson

It would also be sick if youd get Amouranth on !

Hugi Freyr Álfgeirsson

It would be sick if you could get Susan on

Jacob Bickley

did anyone ever see chads old video about ksi and logan paul

Joseph Markland

Have either of you watched smiling friends out of curiosity? If so what do you think?

Johachim Gulstad

Yes, when theres mentions of Chad putting stuff up his arse or sticking his dick in stuff I'm more likely to watch the Patreon video

Samoan_nate

Not a question but check yalls Instagram mentions and DM’s, I tossed y’all’s fishing hat on stage at a Post Malone concert in Houston,TX and he put it on!!!!

Antony and Rachel

17/18 is old to start drinking if you're talking to someone from the UK in your reply :') Everyone here starts drinking to forget life at 13 haha

Henri

Will I ever be truly happy?

Gavin Hemphill

How long does it take to clean up in between messy shots

Juliana Opalesky

Why does Max seem so annoyed with Chad unless he's trashed?

Spilled beans

Would you ever interview Nicocodo advocado

Caressda Dick

When is super trashbros 2 dropping max?

Caressda Dick

Always knew Chad was a QUEENSLANDA

DTA DAARK

I literally subscribed to see chad out things up his ass

Elie B

Max, when will we see your “pickle”? Lol

Buurman Hans

Oi mates, I like you

Caressda Dick

Can you invite Kanye west

PureIrony

will you ever do "High Ones"?

Eric

Which episode was that?

Lana

really curious, have you both fully stopped vaping? how'd you go quitting that?

Hugi Freyr Álfgeirsson

oi can you do one with Michael Reeves please ? Thanks men

Leah

I will admit I joined Patreon when I saw my first episode and Max was putting the wine balloon up Chads ass. There, I said it!

Joey

Talk about faceless, and why does the fat guy with the beard hate him?

Joey

Max, can you talk about your relationship with faceless, and are you still in contact with him?

Tim

Why does vimeo reupload take so long? And when is the next objects vs household appliance video?

yesh wilson

What is worst mess that either of you made for a video from your whole YouTube career, and what was the most mess made for a cold ones video?

LiXolAs _

Im just here to see Chad's cock and ass so max is absolutely right

SleepyAsherzzz

Same bro

Kai Giovanni

Surely y'all bring Dunkey on as a guest for Retro Replay, he'd be all over this show for sure

JDoawp

I eagerly await the patreon episodes where chad pulls out his ass n cock. No I'm not that gae

iwillbebackmymoney

I literally subscribed to this shit to see cocks and arses

Thomas Cosier

beau miles podcast when??

Harry Robinson

Hitler

Harry Robinson

How will you prepare for the fog?

TheBaconBook

Reckon either of ya would go on the Official Podcast? I feel like Chad especially would have some good stories to blow the boys away with

Joel Devereux

Yeah Mexican food in Australia is not it.

Taylan

Max is submissive he gets pegged everynight.

whizz

hey guys please visit my woolworths that i work at in melbourne

Gazza

why is Chad the host and Max co-host? is Max too submissive for the big boy dom role of host

Jordon Johnson

My name chef?

Patrick Bjørum

When will you have faceless on cold ones?

Jay Currel

patreon

Joshy The Mans

Has Chad seen max naked?

Jeremy Mata

Can Max twerk?

Henry

You should get Johnny Depp's lawyer on lol

Sage

They said they were going to open up a Cold Ones bar for the fans but instead blew all of our patreon money on a more comfortable studio for themselves.

Brian Waters

Dota way better than League Chad, you just don't got enough skill.

Brian Waters

Did you guys move studios because of the stalker lady? Love yous guys from Michigan

Gus Donnelly

If you guys could bring someone back from the dead to be on the podcast who would it be?

Knob Goblin

When is max doing a shot from chads foreskin?

Collun

We'll see how much Max likes the weather down ere when his shitty office roof floods because we got a years worth of rain in like a week.

KobaltKrush

Why does coolshirtz take so long to restock items? Will you implement a feature to show out of stock before clicking on the item?

Brandon Hernandez

Anytime something gets shoved up Chad's ass, you can bet I'll be here waiting for the uncensor.

Kari Kalliojärvi

How long is Max's cock in centimeters?

Jarod Hatty

Chad: OnlyFans When? (You show your ass enough, might as well be getting paid for it)

Ab-i Lewis

Snaids

caberwikijack

You guys have previewed a few Cold Ones drinking glasses in vids-- how close are they to release? Also I'll fight Chad if he can't find anyone.

SafeSEXEnjoyer

Will you guys marry me? Please. (No homo)

Sofia Hamilton

YES I PLEDGED TO THE PATREON TO SEE CHAD STICK THE WINE BALLOON IN HIS ASS!!! FUCK!!!🤬

Snazzy G

Can your son give me a succ or 2 👀

Sam Davis

Hello. I still have not seen Chad’s asshole. Can anybody point me in the right direction ?

Henry

Will you guys do more collars with the boys? I genuinely love you guys and the boys. Great always great content.

Zac

Classic vid very good fanks

Drew

Are you ever planning to do a release of those cold ones beer mugs would absolutely love one.

Codazu

would u guys do any gaming related stuff such as playing old school runescape together in like a group ironman? would be fun to watch

Taven Buttelo

I agree with this fruit

Jacob

How long is Chad's erecte cock

Mic

What Cold Ones podcast guests have you guys been wanting to invite but not been able to? Guest ideas that come up immediately are Critikal, Jidion and Scott the Woz