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We Tried DESPERATELY to Break A World Record (Extended)

🕑 Added 2022-12-14 03:51:20 +0000 UTC

Comments

rage king

Chad and not eating everything in sight challenge difficulty level: impossible.

rage king

They probably would have done even better with the sandwich if they had toasted the bread like the record holder did too. Makes the bread squish more evenly and is harder to tear. Also what is "English style" ham? lol. I live in England and our ham is just like the ham you get everywhere else.

Drew G

I think this was the last recorded Max Vomit ever. The Era is officially over.

Zach K.

Someone needs to get those cup stacking autists on those Mr. Potato Heads because I feel like that record is a little too reachable

Nia Mays

Darcy be like “Chad said garnering with” this mf said “international world world record day”

Credit_Menthol

Scammed he didn't eat the entire sandwich

Savanna

Surely it would be easier to get him to change his shirt than to put the tape on it?

Nate M

suck a cock

sparks

i need a potato man cut for the full 1h40

Saylor Hazy

I came here for an hour and 40mins of y’all trying to beat the potato record, only got like 30 mins, sad, but satisfied

markus bryant

They explained in one of their videos why they can’t go for so long because it cost them money to make the video over an hour. It was in the video with the Buying everything advertised extended explain in the beginning, how it cost them money to increase over more than an hour but I can agree that they don’t need to censor

Ada Wong

did you guys seriously bleep out the word retard in the patreon cut

Sage

honestly yes I do

Geg

i think it says fucker

Nehemiah

Eat pills

Collun

awesome im paying for videos they cant even be fucked to uncensor

Fenix

Alex Willis

Then what are they paying the patreon editor for?

Tanner

In some of their vids, they stop editing the swearing like halfway through, to avoid YouTube nonesense. They said after they had Ludwig on they got several videos age restricted, so I think we might have some full edited videos for awhile. I think it’s this way for patreon to minimize the re-editing.

Kappy448

hey that's a little funny character no your pfp... i like that

Bananaba Mes

in his defense, this was a shit video

Micah

dude this is your second comment on this video demanding specific things do you really think they're going to change the format to cater to you specifically

Sage

Less edits next time. Keep the video going until they both leave the set, and turn the cameras as they leave. The old Patreon videos are way better. No SFX, and BTS, completely uncensored, and make it last longer too please. 90 minutes is short compared to previous ones. I still love the video, but just the ending here where Max says the footage is going to keep going but then it instantly fades out was kinda annoying.

LocallyPrint3D

You guys should make more merch <3 i want more hoodies to burn money on

Xiax4

anything else your highness

Jken

that'll be part of the $15/mo Patreon lol

Collun

fucking stop censoring shit for patreon

alezwander

max can definetley do the sock one if the were pre-rolled

James

Finally getting your shit together

_rasputin_666

i think what woulda made this vid way better would be way more alcohol. I ain't complaining buuuuut I have alcoholism.

_rasputin_666

u are indeed

_rasputin_666

then it'd be medium spice ones

_rasputin_666

i wanna know what does Max's shirt say underneath that black tape

Sage

6:40 accidentally censored. please reupload uncensored. next time, less editing please. make it like a twitch stream with just empty space, no BG music or censor edits please.

Minimized Mushroom

where is my sandwich ending

Minty Lol

shut the fuck up

TheWizeGoat

This video make me laugh so hard I fart

BALANAR

reminds me of that tragedy

steph anie

havent forgotten about dankpods but HAVE forgotten fivver songs extended

Kappy448

that's a little funny video. i like that.

Kappy448

yo mum

Kappy448

that sandwich stacking record reminded me of a certain incident that happened at 285 fulton street new york in 2001

Prestley Nelson

Silas lemme suk your cawk for this speedy edit

John

man make it more obvious when you upload the patreon and youtube. im drunk most of the time so my brain no worky that good

connor

PLS make a setting weird world records one

Ciaran Murray

Lol funny vid! I like this one.

Bored BMXer

Where patato

King Banana

Nice

Jake Passolt

I am subscribed to the patreon

Micah

always love you see you guys put yourselves through intense pain for our entertainment <3

Eric Wright

Truckers for Lemon-AIDS 🚛

Micah

i think max's top was censored with a piece of tape so they wouldn't have to manually edit it out for the youtube version

Gods drunkest driver

What’s with the censorship? Even Max’s top was censored

Imogen

Same day patreon cut! You guys really fell UP.

Aiden Toler

I have a suspicion max used vibrating anal beads to cheat in the cd holding record

Alexander Wittich

SAME DAY PATREON UPLOAD, WOOOH. Super excited for this one!

Sloppyjoe

Who dis?

margaritas

thanks for the vid

BALANAR

why are the patreon cuts censored now? even the yt cut had the word retarded uncensored in the 1st 3 minutes

Mike 나는 신이다

THIS. SHIT. BUSSIN.

NickSurvives26

Hell yeah

Nella

LET'S FUCKING GO I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED THE NEW VID YET

Big Miss Steak

never thought I'd see the day

Jolvard

Ain't no fucken way, that's sick boys! LET'S GOOOO COLD ONES!!!!

Sage

Cheers big ears.

Samuel James

Well done

Brayden Bigley

Shit was quick af

Adrial Fisher

Fuckin love you idiots

Zack Siegman

Hello max and chad I would like to formally request a Christmas video this year. It would mean a lot to my friend named finger. Can you also give my friend names finger a shout-out?