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Real vs Fake Alcohol Taste Test - [EXTENDED]

🕑 Added 2023-02-28 19:00:02 +0000 UTC

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o b

Man Scogg is hottt 🤯😳

Nia Mays

Chad: what’s the point of non alcoholoc drinks Also Chad, an alcoholic, 30 seconds later, sipping straws with nothing under them

Obey

don't worry chad, I've had thrush as well... shit sucks

Maxximum

🤯

please stop

Nuts

Skyllitas

during this holiday (it’s April 26th when i’m watching this) i sat down drinking a non alcoholic gin while watching this.

Brego

below*

Jeff Loe

In the comments, let us know. Let us know what, cunt? lol

Vlad_Guerra5078

This mfkr knows WoW maps

MattY

They re called prawns here max

Eisenhower_001

deez what

sighee

deez

The Drexter

I think this is one of the more fun videos, even if it’s less chaotic compared to some others. Darcy’s idea of tasting a drink and guessing if it is real or not sounds like a really good video, really hope that becomes a reality.

lindsay T

Someone google shrimp loud sound shrimp

Bob

bro chad violated darcy 💀

Piss Module

I'm really glad I signed up for the patreon. I much prefer these cuts of the videos. I do understand why so much is cut out for the final youtube cut, but this just feels more natural.

Edgar Araujo

Giveeee. Give me da cup

Cody Delicious Vick

The epic rap battle edit was fire

jonny

We sell non alcoholic beer at the bar a work at, we don't go through a lot but that's exactly why people buy it, cuz they were alcoholics

Alfie W.

Max pls do Rocket leg video

grablogg

lol haha him in thumnail have big eye!¬!!😆 Circumcision

eddy manavado

Don't they sometimes even send people to jail over it?

A+#1GoodBoyAdam

Why does Chad look like Ozzymanreviews nephew 😆 🤣

Joey K

In America, if you don't pay a parking fine they'll pull some bullshit like slash your credit, ban you from all federally owned land, revoke your license, ban you from owning a house, and fine you 10,000x more

GigaWiiU64

B r u h

GigaWiiU64

Welcome I am unda da sea pls help me

Ethan

should definitely get Darcy drunk for a video

Aidan Criddle

i agree

Toroloco11 _

Wild

Pele The Bass

Can yall please do an intro where max and chad both speak with an american accent. Be funni ig idk.

dcfecfxdx

where new vid

Liam P

They did suregery on a shramp

Dylan StGeorge

dARCy da man

Jesse Stevenson

DARCY APPRECTIATION, mans puts in the work

Corey Petroff

Darcy appreciation

yulianagg

i dont mind if the rules change a billion times it was still fun to watch n props to darcy for finding a way to fool these alcoholics lol

yulianagg

"we're going to give it to the guests and see if they pretend to be drunk" darcy is a MENACE 😭😭

Aidan Criddle

I literally can only watch their patreon. once you enter you never want to leave

cross hair

Mantis shrimp

Henrik Helland

Great !

Payton Sherbinski

I have finally caved and subscribed to the patreon. I'm so excited,

Ray J

Pistol shrimp fried rice. please make shirt.

spacekittti

Chad said to share as much info as I can about my holiday so here you go: I went to Nashville Tennessee to stay with my aunt and uncle and cousin for 5 days to be in a music video for NF but I can’t tell you about that part because I signed an NDA lol. Other than that I had a good breakfast each morning, I went down Boardway to see the bars and such. Went antiquing with my aunt. Had a good pizza one night and fried chicken the other. It was very fun, I showed them your channel one night and we watched like 4 episodes. It was a nice holiday in my book.

Alex Hayward

the sheer chaos of this vid is great

yulianagg

i mean if you dont get arrested for it then whats the point ?!

Bananaba Mes

The "straight man" always ruins the vibe and tries to get people back on track when the group gets too wacky, which makes viewers dislike them more than usual

Lewis Morillas

Your bugatti will be taken if u dont pay those fines chad

alex woodard

MR. BEAST

Sage

9:40 twitch ban flashbacks... I legit think he's writing the same word. you can see him do the N, then two curves for the Gs.

Sage

It's true I knew a guy who knew a guy who is a parking inspector. They told me they never investigate one or two fines for someone because it's way more effort and work than what it's worth. They won't get the police involved for just a few hundred dollars or whatever. He told me the same advice just don't pay it because it won't be followed up.

Armond

"I prayed that everyone on the team would have a good year" "well it didn't work, Darcy is fucking livid" hahahahahah love you guys

Matt Shaver

Max is so different when he’s not drunk lol

Tob Kaa

Hah, crazy to see ya 'creative processes' for real lol. Gotta say i wonder why you still haven't built a bar onto the set - you got all the spirits anyway stored somewhere in the office so why not just build a bar so you'd have even a second "scene" where to interview guests or have some other form of different content-snippets, like apart from the main content or so...? Peace and Love <3

Ensalada

im on the club on a thursday

pengeg

mr beast

Bareltroll

Chef indeed

Aidan Criddle

Look behind Darcy. They have an absurd amount of alcohol.

Taylor Moss

Chef

Big Nut

i love the BTS content i get from the patreon

Bearnaise

Never paying my parking tickets again thank you Chard ✅

Tish

Flashback to old vid where chad does like 3 shots in a row of absinthe cause he loves it lmaoooo

ProRussianMan

took u cunts long enough

Tom Katze

I get what you're saying, but every comedy act needs a straight man, max and chad are both two different flavors of clown, there has to be a sober "normal" guy to bounce the comedy off of.

steph anie

scott referencing tumblr memes at 1:04:00 fucked me up

Chris B

i will now proceed to let you know

Daniel Monsalve

What a truly awful cold ones episode, maybe one of the worst ones ever. Keep it up.

Top Text

They did surgery on a shrimp

Mike 나는 신이다

Ngl I thought Max dieded

Drew Karl

Poor Mr. Ahrns

Huge-O

Nah Darcy is great, I love the differences between them both directing. Plus I'm sure there's content that hasn't been able to be released because they fucked around too much.

Holden

Holy fuck it's out at the same time as the YouTube for once LETS GOOO

Jackson Carroll

nah, Darcy’s chill. max and chad didn’t seem into it and got hammered like immediately lol

Jackson Carroll

max was so wasted he couldn’t even makes jokes

khodiismad

surely write the word for the patreons chad

Elvira Andersson

Could not disagree more, love Darcy

Anon3652

With darcy the videos are too structured, Darcy directs the vids where it's solely focused on sticking to the premise. With Scott he encourages Max & Chad to fuck around while vaguely sticking the premise. It means more random chaotic moments darcy did not pass the vibe check quite frankly he never did me and my gf want him gone

GigaWiiU64

Max can you stop grabbing my cock please

weezer fan

u guys fell off

travis clark

bruh max chugged like half a bottle lol thankfully shit was malibu

GlitchArtistz

at 35 mins, max drew what us in wisconsin would call a Hodag. very impressive

Dizzy D

👉🏻✝️👈🏻

Bananaba Mes

This is just alcoholic good mythical morning with a 3 month wait between each video

Connor New

Man 1 month for this it’s the air Fryer vid all over again

Moefuca

Im a munch

Drew

No one cares + cringe + ratio

Sean

the prison cooking is fr mfs be on a whole other level, depending on where youre at in the u.s it's not uncommon for a metal bunk to be turned into a flat top grill yk for frying pistol shrimp and whatnot. a lot of state institutions are 3rd world conditions and a good portion of the guards are very easily corrupted, don't care or are in gangs themselves you can 100% get phones on the inside obviously the smaller the easier

Jonathan Ramirez

Chad, Your 2000 calorie 1500 calorie plan is good if you arent like 150kg. Rn I would suggest 2500 and 2000 clean diet, you will see more healthy weight loss and probably keep it off without having a horrible relationship with food (and beer). Stay healthy man