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❌ SOBER EP #7 - One Gotta Go
🕑 Added 2023-05-17 23:10:37 +0000 UTCYou had Chinese for Breakfast?
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Hector Aguila
I'm scanning archived photos to be used for a documentary while I have this in the background
BRU DDA
I am at work listening to this,commenting this comment.
Hugo payne
Cold ones stardew
Corey Vang
Doing homework for college rn
Joshy
Eating Burger King burger
Chill guy
Building a Gundam rn
Trilogy -M-
I love cricket 3!
Andrew Matheson
Scott, I am eating cereal with a hand down my pants eyeballing the passer byers on the street through my bedroom window.
Jordin
im grabbing my balls scott
Enderman
Im sitting in the back of my moms car rosa parks style
jigmini
im putting lotion on my dick
J Lyle
I go to pornhub for my cooking tips I’m switching it up
J Lyle
Does anyone know her name?
noah jenkinson
i'm at work scott
goonjogger
gooning
Tom Diamond
I am riding my bike downhill at rapid speeds on my way to work, loved seeing max go darkside when they started talking about pokemon
Testichilles
Im playing spongebob rehydrated. I like peaches
Russ
I am fucking doing beer and weed and playing legend of Zelda tears of the kingdom, Scott.
Marwa Benzou
what you play on?
Black Knight Productions
I on the bus rn and im very keen for cricket 3
Imogen
cold ones stardew valley group lets play when?
HookSniffer
editing a youtube video of me trying out a gamersupps :)
randomguy
💀💀what way to end the podcast
Cj Henry
My favourite thing is Max looking like an 8 year old in his little chair while explaining the stages of AI
Coconuts
The parking tickets ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
XxBootySlayer69xX
Im driving pissing drinking and cooming rn. got my newborn beside me (ive been forcefeeding him mushrooms because i saw a tiktok).
Nata
I am driving, pissing, shitting and cumming.
Pedro Diaz
I forgot I dont have kids anymore. (They all died from the previous accident)
Pedro Diaz
Im driving home my 4 kids drunk as hell (18,14,5,newborn) and have my youngest in the front with me listening to your podcast!!
kat
you guys need to do movie night!!
Cody Cummings
I’m currently driving home from the liquor store, and thanks to this podcast I have 5 less dollars to spend on grog
legna
i am on my 3rd beer and feelin pretty fruity after hitting my cart/vape pen😙
Adam Lot of 3 untested Motorola RAZR v3i for parts not working (READ DESCRIPTION)
I'm eating Honey Nut Cheerios before work
Phoebe
im eating burger
Tyler McAuliffe
Programming and leetcode
James wooD
I’m at work and this is the only thing pulling through the shift
Andrew Khew
zelda
Cosmic Wolf
I am watching a Cold Ones podcast
Corn_4
I am currently not driving but i am at work and definitely not slacking off
Jim Jinkelman
i am walking to kitchen to eat and get pizza roll
Dan Yamakaitis
Im driving home from work currently
Cesar Percino
Delivering mail
Northstar L.J.
I know what Has to go sober podcast what is this shit
Gelsey
10 seconds into the vid and Darcy already made me laugh, this should be a good one 🫶🏼
dev
i am taking a shit about to jack off and then shower
Jemma Brown
But did they pay the parking tickets
Leroy Jerkins
At gym
Savanna
It makes sense that Darcy is not really liking stardew right now but I think if he sticks with it he’ll find that it’s fun. Compared to sims, animal crossing, Minecraft, & terraria it’s the game that I find the most fun over time/the more you get used to it 🙂 but I also use a handbook and have to look up things sometimes.
Tallon Spencer
I'm camo hunting in BO4 zombies
LiXolAs _
Im Smoking my weed rn thank you for asking
jaydenburton
Being discussed in my self because I watched all 7 episodes of this in one day instead of something productive
Nat
ADHD vibes from Darcy’s movie taste, coz I relate
Blissful Blake
me
Otto
Who up wonking they willy rn?
Cameron Patmore
At work processing fraud cases
Aaron Brown
Eating tacos
Hampus Hälstrand sjöberg
Perfect game fore darci: farming simulator
Lulu Serrano
Laying down with wet hair
Spaghetti Man
I almost exclusively watch these Patreon vids while taking a shit, thanks for asking Scott!
Ryan watkins
Making a rug!
James Celeste
smoking a fat j and working
Dallas Hunt
poopoopeepee
SwankNebula69
Holy fuck Scotts reaction to the parking tickets at the end was funny.
Nicholas Helgemo
wtf is crungben
VenetianDoge
no frog in pot
Zackatorius E
making a mob farm on modded minecraft rn while watching this
filo bruh
in bed cuz its night
Patrick
Good vid. Also, can we see darcy’s reaction to the lotr movies. Drink every time the hobbits get fruity🥴 Take a shot when someone smokes sum of that Chinese shit Frodo has gaids
Daniel S
eating pineapple
ace
on animal crossing if u miss a day or like a celebration u can just go into settings and go back a few days. i aways do that when i miss christmas or halloween stuff
Nathan
Darci needa play oldschool runescape
Liam
Turned in my last ever college assignment and now taking a shit
Baz
I’m in my truck picking up bins bro. Yeah I’m a trucker and I game
Skizup
driving my 11 year old nephew to school and crossing an extra icy bridge
Cold Ones
https://shirtz.cool/collections/play-outside/products/the-camp-cool-gilet USE CODE COLDONES! ! !
Nathan Newell
Somebody tell me where Darcy got his jacket!! Or the patches on it. Why is there the Home from Welcome Home?!
Kenshin X
Eatin some lunch, drinkin some coffee, listening to the cold ones pod 🐸
Northstar L.J.
And why the fuck are you watching the sober bullshit?
Northstar L.J.
Fuck tx Midwest is best we are strong the ice and snow makes us that way ya Cactus licking jalapeño eater. Minnesota is better.
Adam
Fuck parking tickets
Spenny V
Bruh I be workin at Wendy’s listening
Ian
I’m trying to sleep, keep it down
Scallops
slime rancher
Noah Rood
im eating meatloaf, I just sliced a quarter of the meatloaf, and I mixed my sweet corn with my mashed potates in front of my high end monitor and high end gaming computer with a $5 speaker
fckolytic
hello cold ones i am driving right now in texas and i would like to honour your wished and write a long comment. there’s a lot of shrubs and bushes and horses and cattle and also desert land. i think a horse earlier looked at me strangely. i can’t tell if most of these properties are occupied or if there’s just freeballing free roaming animals chilling. this is a rental car so i don’t think it would be good if i crashed it, but i guess that’s what the 34 dollar a day insurance is for. there’s a church coming up, i think i’ll repent about my texting whilst driving sins there.
Johachim Gulstad
One gotta go: America, Europe or Asia
Kyra
chad hate to break it to ya but the mcds water is just tap water brother used to work there
Kyra
picked up a shift at work and waiting for it to start eating a sammy
Lorelei Mallon
Atm eating Chinese on lunch break
Northstar L.J.
Sober ?? Wtf is this garbage boys???
Jack Smart
I would like to be buried at the farm when I die
FakeyJakey
Trying not to die of tree pollen allergies atm 🤧
jahlongquius
BAKED ONES
zeemo_beebo
wild fellow furry cold ones enjoyer greetings dawg
zeemo_beebo
yeah im payin 6 bucks !!!!!
zeemo_beebo
i wanna see max slurp the bong
zeemo_beebo
pls cold ones weed episode
Dbonez
One gotta go: foot, leg, hand
Sofia Hamilton
That ending
LeanintheBean
Duplicating diamonds in tears of the kingdom
Moistamator
i am currently eating three large slices of buttered bread my mother made for last night dinner.
ChefCornChip
At work taking the hardest poo of my life (I hope I dont clog the toilet again)
Derek Zeidler
Get Zillakami and shoot rocket launchers with him
Søren Mikkesen
Ja
zeemo_beebo
high off an edible smoking a dart in bed lol
Caleb Hurless
darcy should play runescape
Caleb Hurless
can
VagrantVoid
Cooking omelette
Caleb Hurless
this mf got a welcome home pin
Marwa Benzou
1:26 - sucking on caprisun
cross hair
ill be the australian dad here for a second, the correct name for a wrench is spanner, the correct name for a socket wrench is ratchet, an adjustable wrench is called a shifter, the only wrench in australia is a stillson wrench witch is called a monkey wrench in the usa. sorry for the preaching but yeah looks kinda wack when australians use the american tool names its like calling softdrink pop or the boot of a car a trunk
Jken
Wait….there’s a $10 Patreon? 😂
Jen
Nah fr airports suck
Caleb Hurless
im watching the podcast
Bl4ke
parents getting divorced
Josh Pedrana
You guys should set up a thing so this can go on a podcast app 👍 I wanna listen at work but you can't lock your phone and keep the video going or download it
wizardblizard1
eating nuts
Creamy clary
Was driving and about to answer all those questions but then I got into a car accident and lost booth my legs 🫤
Juliana Opalesky
I am driving. I just took a left turn going at about 10 mph. Now im on the main road and I can't
Binko
Chad I want to say fuck you for teasing us with the joji cold ones ep that’ll never happen, but also ily
Ava Adams
70° out, sitting in the Taco Bell parking lot after work 😎
JayLava
On my lunch break and eating a burger
Lucas Graham
Hey chad guess what, in canada its 7.50 a month cause of our taxesl. instead of the 4.99
Fae Petersen
I'm folding laundry
Grim
i just got off from work, gonna crack a beer and play some new zelda
Duzernan Duzzy
eat oatmeal
Kari Kalliojärvi
I'm having a fucking ham sandwich with some water from the tap
Creamy clary
I Need a frog in a pot shirt
Shabadiki
Finally, frog in a pot returns
Creamy clary
I’m sitting at work trying not to let the fog take me because I took some Benadryl
Micah
darcy needs to watch ex machina its about ai and he might like the dance sequence
Leon Romeo
at this point it’s just safe to assume that everything is fear mongering. apocalyptic prophecies have constantly been made through all points in history and we’re still here. they all result in the masses surrendering their freedom and power for the sake of some smart guy who says he has a plan and that we need to listen to them to have a chance at surviving
cooleyeking
I am running Icecrown Citadel for the Invincible mount drop while listening to this in the background.
Leon Romeo
AI and the great reset are examples of fear mongering and nothing will happen other than false saviors using these fake scenarios as a way to take our trust and power. false saviors are making up scenarios that seem way too out of our control so that we feel like we are left with no choice but to put our full trust and unconditional faith in someone or some group who seem like they have it figured out and we lose all our individual power and freedom that way. this is how powerful groups have retained their power for thousands of years. or something like that
Leon Romeo
what the fuck is crungbin
shittany
I am sitting at work doing nothing but listening to this… usually what I do when y’all upload😇
Matthew Lowe
I am currently walking back to my room after completing my stats final
Patrick
Danish?
Søren Mikkesen
I am currently smoking a J
UselessMeatshield
what I learned from having to manage this crap occasionally: Genuine advice regarding tradies/contractors: -Don't hire a handyman for anything you couldn't do yourself -Don't use airtasker unless you wish to babysit -Actual trades have put up their prices by anywhere from double to triple in North QLD since COVID. (Don't know what the situation is in Melbourne)... This has given rise to lots of people who aren't necessarily good/qualified/trained to take jobs on due to demand being so high. This is due to a multitude of reasons - including materials being ridiculously expensive. -Spend the few extra hours to look for the right tradies - be clear with what you want when you find them - but don't be pernickety. With demand being so high if they get sick of you they will just put your job off till later, or rush it. -Find a tradie you trust and who does a good job - ask them who they use for the other trades. (doesn't always work but if they work together it can really help)
Carl Johnson
Waiting in the hospital. Appropriate place to watch this
Jaykie Lowe
Bruh where the mf cast button 😤
FemboyEconomics
'a really long comment' but I'm sitting in my room and not driving
Sage
30 minutes in, I'd say get rid of "let him cook". it's one of the less good memes. I like when people say "who let bro cook" but the "let him" context ain't funny imo. the shrimp one is good too.
Nella
long comment while driving
Sebbe Loré
Cold ones should never talk about big topics like inflation. Since no none of you ever read😂
Bowdo
How can I listen to this with my phone screen off? You should upload this to YouTube unlisted so I can listen.
massivechegghere
Update from last comment still driving now listening whilst recalibrating a cars radar
what CHICKENS
chad is gay
Eden
We should just make a movie list for Darcy at this point
Eden
Bro once ai or someone builds robots and it learns and understands feels we are all fucked it would be some Detroit become human shit. Or even Astro boy (Darcy that’s a good movie so watch it)
Oliver Williams
ai works like this: there is a transformer that has acsess to everything at the world when they made it, paying alot of money, like 100s of millions for everything ever and when u go to talk to it in consults the transformer saying like "what dis mean" and it looks at all the shit in the transformer and puts toether what it thinks that means refrencing all the in transformer. so yeah. im bonged so take with a grain of salt :)
Eden
DUDE AIRLINES NOW SUCK ASS! My mate got their luggage lost with expensive equipment and irreplaceable shit with virgin airlines
Tanner
Chemotherapy baby!! Round 28!
Garlic Pepper Chicken Wings
I'm eating banana cake
Patrick Ryan
not driving am bonging with ice cream
ButterOnMySteak
I am drinking margarita after long 13 hour shift. I am mad that I am not aussie and rich like you.
Oliver Williams
i am bonging
Howl
Am taking a shit
Riley Hemburrow
Quit vaping at crown ya munyaks, nah I do the same dw
Lauren Jeffers
Sleeping on the golden apple
Chris B
you guys are lucky ive had tears of the kingdom to distract me for the past 10 days
Colby Jones
One gotta go: 1. As seen on TV vids 2. Shark tank vids 3. Small vs Big vid
Colby Jones
Cleaning da house
King the Furred Dragon
factorio :c
blueberrypomegranate
Laying in bed
Camryn Ashley
Eating a pop tart at 11pm when I have work at 6:30am
Mya Butler
Chinese checkers
MyNameaBeans
Chad pay your parking tickets
Josh Nabarro
I’m working; not on break Life is good Also, ending pod with chad saying he won’t pay the ticket Iconic, relatable. Love you guys 🤘
Xander
im eating loaded fries
ivan
work on break
massivechegghere
Just driving to the local servo to get a drink Scott i have aids
Holden
m on the highway beer in 1 hand podcast on the dash lifes good mate
Isaiel
Jailbreak the ps5 man and you can play all the games you want for free
Seriously Sammy
smoking the forbidden wizard weed
Daniel Nelson
I'm sitting in my car, boys
Iggy
Ate something off, on the throne
Jarod Scanlon
Welding (backbone of the economy)
Noah
man i just made a smoothie
Luis Lasagna
Enjoying life with your guys videos.
Lucas Graham
I'm at maccas
Lauren Jeffers
Commuting home 🏡
Patrick
bout to sleep, and you should def do a Patreon movie night. Frodo has gaids Ayt imma head out boys
Nicolai
im playing rocket league
Bearnaise
About to sew the hem on my jeans and yes airlines have gone to shit, they also CRACKED one side of my suitcase last time?? which was somewhat impressive I suppose
Sage
On the phone with Centrelink and having some Sultana Bran.
Seger skipper
Workin 🤮
Amin Bean
making game trailers
Malcolm Bean
I am slaving my life away at the corporate grocery store, for pennies an hour.
Moefuca
Folding clothes
Louis Morris
If you squint max's mic looks like he has a goatee
Cold Ones
bro same 😩
Squiddy
I'm drawing busty furry commissions thanks for asking
Murph’s naughty little boy
I’m working in a warehouse
Sami Säteri
About to sleep but now less so..
Adam Thomson
Just waking up having a coffee
ZackRock
Playing csgo
Gus Donnelly
💯
Gus Donnelly
Right now I’m in an office working hard for the corporate and government overlords
Cold Ones
oh it's gonna be everybody's first choice, dont you worry bout dat
Cold Ones
LEGEND STATUS
Cold Ones
make sure you take clinical grade painkillers before doin that 👍
Cold Ones
cheers brother ill drink to that
Jade Lennon
I’m on forklift
Pugz
counting dollar brits pounds
Tina
Scott I’m working from home so I’m blocking out my calendar and watching the pod
Dylan G.
Just chilling drinking a beer after work
Morgan Massingill
I am beating on a can of carburetor cleaner with a screwdriver
Random crap daily Ayy!
Minecrafting
Rhyaano
Grog better be at first choice soon breh
Seth Johnson
Only have this shit for them 😂
Corbin Tomes
“Darcy’s gotta go bro” - Some 12 year old probably
Kenjoda
Love eating chinese people <3
Linken hegel
Take a screenshot of this comment and have them read it next episode: jizzy
Toroloco11 _
Legends
