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We Tested Expired Military Rations [EXTENDED]
🕑 Added 2023-08-01 19:33:38 +0000 UTCHELLO PATREON!
We opened all the packages you sent to our PO Box!
What was your favourite unboxing? Want to see us open more?
Send your packages to our PO Box:
PO Box 403
Abbotsford
VIC 3067
Australia
Thanks to everyone that sent something in 🙏
Edited by Jess
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Comments
Braydo
I think I rewatched Max call Chad a truck at 28:25 like 12 times and laughed hard every time 🤣
Hexonic YT
The dick hat bro 😂😭
Vovchik
27:36 what did he say?
EngagingBus
That's quite nice
Joseph B
That jar full of farts was priceless
MattY
They're called prawns Max
James duffill
fax my bruddah
Qdrain!!!
watching them eat MRE's was hard. They certainly do not understand the context for when MREs are good
HesteHund
its prob already there the fat fucks just cant be bothered to open it
Andy Helmboldt
Anyone else have problems with their package being delivered to cold ones?
Sadie
And just so you know, it was a blessing spell 🤗
Sadie
I MADE THE "DEMON" LETTER!!!! I HAVE THE PICTURE TO PROVE IT!!!!
Jake
where the next video at
Sofa
yippy
zeemo_beebo
hammed slice
C
me when the army butter
LDilla
Why was both of them reading the letters and talking over each other one of the funniest parts of this
Alexi
ham slice moment
Aj
I just met chad a couple days ago at the casino and i've never actually commented on the patreon before i don't think but it was a pleasure dealing to you chad, sorry for taking ur money lmao (also i've now seen your cock)
Ensalada
slice
Ensalada
ham slic
Imogen
me when the army butter.. me when the.. me
jawdeeznuts
i have aids
_cate
i have aids
David Shufelt
bruh ikr
David Shufelt
they missed the pink guy shirt reference :(
Justin
I remember that too he said something like "live out your days in service to allah"
anitalopezvida
did they edit it out in the yt vid too? cuz i remember it was something like "give your life up for Allah"
Isaac clarke
You guys fell off, upload more or I'm canceling the 5 dollars
shittany
Chad messing with the record actually went so hard
zac miller
got the cold ones Patreon today. so far i've seen chads asshole, vomiting and chads dick. worth the $9
Ronaldo A.
*dramatic fade in* "ham slice" *abrupt video end*
Obi-Wan komeblowmi
Why his dick look wet?
Harry Baldwin
I have acquired a decent vinyl record collection over the past few years. Over 200 records. not once have I tried doing the "wickiwicki" thing chad did. that sounded so dope imma have to try it. might fuck up one of my records or the 60 dollar stylus... but fuck it. A vibe is a vibe
Bartek Krzem
he dropped the release date for Quran 2
Grant Carroll
That’s what I’m sayin
Toddsworth
Boy I love me some sliced ham slices
ethan wold
What did Chad say about the Quran that's not even appropriate for Patreon?
Brandi Merrick
Also Jess hit me with the Covid wheeze 😭
Brandi Merrick
Okay I just wanted to say the second package D’arcy brought over was not a part of my package idk where the prank thongs came from lmao
Stred
little egg is for stamping not cookies
Danny Sosa
Also why is chads cock so small? Wtf I thought it was just a joke he actually has a tiny dick.
Danny Sosa
Why does your moms house smell like markaplyer. He must be plowing your mom more often now.
Bourbon
ah just looked, wasn't that bad honestly, I think it's funnier it being censored in this case tbh haha
Thomas Venema
ham slice
Adam
This is the one downside since the Patreon took off, they used to just leave everything unedited lol
Hugi Freyr Álfgeirsson
I'm watching this at work and bro I work in an office where it's usually super quiet and I was fucking wheezing when Max started vacuuming the fucking glitter with the fucking VABROOM while Chad was reading the Heartfelt letter
Imogen
It's ok, I bought Patreon because of the wine balloon incident
Imogen
It made it into main vid if you're curious
Orestis Pallikaras
hamme sleighs :D
Daniel McCabe
i really enjoyed the part where u guys both read letters at the same time
Hiro & Squid
Pls add intro music for vid
Lanni Nara
Felt
Patrick McMenaman
can i mail you switchblades?
Patrick McMenaman
would it be inapropriate to adopt you a dog and have it sent to the po box?
Prestley Nelson
ham slice
Dee Snow
Did I just pay money to only see Chad’s cock? What the fuck lol
Levi
cheif
OllieDust
Chad should never be allowed within 100m of a vinyl record ever again.
Chris B
How did they not get that the pink shirt was filthyfrank's porn title rap
Oliver Williams
i could provide you with that
Xander
thank you for this fun ham slice 🫶
Destin Brown
i peg
Chily
I love you Chad (lil bit homo)
Geezer
16:08
ghoullio jr
"my cup size is a JJ" *instantly stops what he's doing* "WHAT"
ThatRosiePerson
Chads dick looking awesome as usual
Acetone & vinegar Jello shots
I will send 10,024 blood diamonds if Chad emails me a picture of his left testicle.
Cody
The jar fart was top tier
Dylan Hudkins
i had the same thought lol
Koi The bear
didn't we all
Bourbon
I wonder what Chad said during the quran lamp part that was so bad it had to be nuked even from the Patreon cut lmao
HYDRA
literally paid for the patreon to see chads cock.
Alden Friend
Wait ok but chad should DJ lol. The way his face lit up when he was playing with the turn table…
Glady Dawnstar
I just sent a package! It will be delivered by end of August. I hope Daddy Chad recieves it 😍
Rio
Another day, another video of chads cock, just make an of at this point 😂
Drew
I’m in the US Army and I had to eat those MREs for 21 straight days 3 times a day and watching their reactions made my week 😂😂
The one Profaned
Wait until you see his gaper for the first time.
Dustyegg
Why didn't you leave it in
Brody Daniels
New patron and I didn’t know chads little wang would be uncensored. Color me surprised.
angeMODELO
I love you chad (big homo)
Sariah Coverdale
I was like is that in my house or the video
Beau Lindsay
hamburger milk
milo m
i didnt think i was gonna see chads cock today
Carson
Finally botulism
Lucas Goeltl
The fukin cricket
Alex
Chad Cock @ 6:15 I love you Chad (about 29% homo)
Blissful Blake
I love you chad (medium homo)
Keeeth
I love you chad (big homo)
Social .
I love you chad (no homo)
