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Opening the $30,000 Chinese Mystery Crate [EXTENDED]

🕑 Added 2023-12-02 00:15:31 +0000 UTC

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Kyle Conlon

Max sees a Chinese person and goes into hysterics

Spencer Mclain

They see me rollin…. They hating!

Phil W

Genuinely: Get some masking/duct tape and a roll of paper to put over the logos/addresses of parcels you guys order. It's barely any work which would result in less editing and a less blurry/distracting vid.

H3ll9_FR13ND

1:20:50 That what gay sex sounds like

Amos Sharam

You should do an episode of this but you both have a budget and you buy stuff separately, so neither of you know what each other bought. Then when everything arrives you show each other what you got and the other has to guess the price or something. Just a different take on it.

Danielle Dessoye

S no

Ethan Paget

Im here for chads pug dog energy

archiebromilow_05

Roid rage Darcy is one of the most underrated bits in cold ones history

paul sutherland

what a epic video

Mr. Sloppy Porkchoppy

1:42:00 Chad's chimp noises are so perfect

charlez morse

why is max such a puss sometimes

Jake Boorman-Cross

Poor Darcy man, You had him working harder than the sweatshop workers who put all that stuff together in the first place 😭

T34

1:04:20 literally "👈👀"

T34

im in pain

Alexander

only one loopty-loop?

Michael Baze

“Guys I’m Iron Man.”

Torjus

Cold ones should use their platform to spread more misinformation

lil_xoomy

le bar car is sick!

Zac Kear

love seeing max suck off a realistic circumcised cock

Herr Schnitzel

Australia has fucked alcohol tax

Steven Cabrera

Hahah I love this! Darcy being all buff was hilarious and actually fits the guys haha

SoriMasn

This episode was sick. The live vasectomy and circumcision was wild.

Moo Rooster

it feels like chad has matured a bit and max is ever youthful. it makes for a nice dynamic.

anim-encore

Hahah loved it, you guys need to learn some craftsman skills 🤣 pls start too export GROG to 🇨🇭

Nekku

two cavemen trying to open a wooden box with a crowbar

Chris B

easily the best cold ones episode to date, good job boys.

Tadhg Bristow

I am a small chinese boy who is 3 years old

blueberrypomegranate

Ah yes. The cold ones I signed up for

Smurfkong

It's amazing the contrast between these vids and their Youtube counterparts. Youtube makes it seem like they're drunk and silly boys, but the extended vids do an amazing job of portraying just how low functioning these oafs are. Genuinely incredible how they made it this far, and it just makes me want them to make it further. Like one of those monkey experiments. "We gave 2 monkeys some beer and a camera. Let's see what they do with it."

Alexander Moser

We still need those cold plunge pics of Chads leather pouch. You guys talked about it in the “therapy” episode. That whole episode was so funny!

toiletfuneral

the 4-5 minutes of max heavy breathing in the moon boots

J Lyle

Chad chill on them biscuits i want you around longer

Marwa Benzou

Literally LMAO

J Lyle

He be hearding chad and max

Callum Buxton Mateer

19 dolla flexible cock. who wants it?

Colin Dye

Wish there was uncensored version of the YouTube video.

Not Kokay

12 liter slushie machine. who wants it?!

Paco Hell

Not gonna name names but somone was being a negative Nancy for a few items that would have looked fine on camera and been hilarious.

Rhyaano

These patreon vids put it in perspective of how far back they record the vids. Cracks me up seeing them plan around what places grog is available in. Cant wait to get grog from first choice after work

Jayden B

I like chads restraint in this, he clearly wasnt drinking enough. They call me... Deez

Kendall blah

I stg if we don’t get to see Mac in the Walter white shirt after he begged for it omg

JDoawp

As a furry, who has been to furcons, no furries would care if you came to a convention in a gorilla suit. In fact most would absolutely love it. I've seen people in those inflatable dinosaur suits. In Millitary gear, in general cosplay and as a balloon dog.

Adem Shaholli

Schoolies without peach grog would’ve been horrible

olly ruggier

Nice grog site. But is uses http.

Marwa Benzou

yall better take care of the bois bts

Marwa Benzou

DARCY i love you for putting effort behind the scenes. this is the most coherent wish vid

Marwa Benzou

thank you darcy for your heardwork

BVDXENT

No way Max sucked that cock hahaha

Tish

In fucking tears over the revolving car hahahaha

Transitory

they wont let me on the roads c i dont have le bar car

Bob saget

NEEDS MORE LE BAR CAR! lmfao

Jacob Lassiter

Also in need of an exporter

Jacob Lassiter

More big vids 🦍

Jacob Lassiter

Scott’s just peeling Darcy’s skin off in the back

Xiax4

congrats on wedding max

Jack Noire

Holy shit was that a Joogie reference?

massivechegghere

Chad going green goblin mode?

Bob Ross

Chad is looking really good in this video, nice work man

Isaiel

the Obama mask is from the game series payday so probably not racist?

Jack Noire

Okay you guys NEED to make the Grog Frog mascot a thing

Nate McPherson

the Obamna mask was so fucking funny

Speedy G

FINALLY Crate unboxing

Balin

Tell my boy to hit leg day 😭😂

TreeFood(Jake)

Forget things being "visually interesting" I like seeing the drunken apes inspect fake Chinese tools

Matt G

Le bar car lit af

Ella Watkins

I agree

Cameron

That grog commercial was giving me huge lyrical lemonade vibes. Super clean, great sound design, all around bussin.

Megan

Expected more nudity from chad 😓

Velharii

PLEASE mic rowie more often i love hearing his laugh

Preston Cormier

dude the le bar car is actually kind of fire

Sebbe Loré

So we can get more vidz like this

Sebbe Loré

These videos still looks like a mess to film. Max being a negative nancy (and somewhat smart) and chad being acoustic just wanting things for himself haha. Thank god for darcy. I love it, i want more

Josh Feltrin

I am Chinese 3 year old and want Le bar car.

Harrison Scott

why grog so expensive

Jacky B

Just out of curiosity, for those lucky champs that will be getting their grog hand delivered, what date would that be getting delivered 👀

jacob lawford

Don't listen to 1:20:50 with your eyes closed. Unless you want to hear what max sounds like as a bottom

kaithy

Grog

Trippah 97

The Iron Man suit looks more like a Spy Kids 3-D suit

CaptainTrips

Whoever is responsible for 3 hour vid.. I love u

Thomas Chilly beckham

you boys know i deserve the le bar car

James M

I would do anything for the le bar car

Jack Smart

I’ll trade you a 19 dolla Fortnite card for the le bar car

Crispin

The frozen grog looks fucking heavenly

Spetashashy

Bought time man...

Jonathon Hill

WHen Grog New Zealand

Carlo Sarmiento

we call it a bounce house

Charlotte Cairncross

The moon boots mainly for Max's noises afterwards.. 🤣🤣

Tabtabkiller

The Obama mask is from the president dlc in the game payday 2

Herr Schnitzel

EPIC, up there in my book with the William Creek vlog

Lixerium

I was today years old when I learned that Australians say Zebra instead of Zedbra

Lytra

Idk how y’all do it, but ur my exact definition of funny I fucking love u all

Tiffany

I laughed so much . Thank you

John Robinson

Ay anyone in Australia wanna ship me that new grog flavor to the US I’ll PayPal then 🙏🏻

Danny

This is one of the best videos you've done yet, le bar car killed me

shitdick

Yeah they've been releasing them simultaneously these days.

Hunter Jimenez

Leg!

Austin Boyster

Best episode in a long time can’t wait to watch the extended cut, definitely want that bar car though, it looks fun as hell

jeonglegym

oh hell naw he on xgames mode

shittany

congrats on lemon ice!! thanks for the get extended cut boys🫡

Quin

I love china

M

This vid went hard as fuck. You all are legends on the yellow ham grindset. Also put buff Darcy on the pod

Jack Noire

Ok this is epic

Rowan Bean

Literally just finished the youtube vid and went to check if the Patreon version is already out lol. One of the best vids of the year, so excited to have almost 3 more hours of it.