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We Tried the DUMBEST Celebrity Alcohol [EXTENDED]
🕑 Added 2024-03-07 05:13:30 +0000 UTCNOTE: THE NOTIFICATIONS ARE NOT OUR FAULT. PLEASE TWEET AT PATREON AND TELL THEM TO FIX THEIR BUGGY APP!!! THX
Where do we even begin with this Extended Cut? So many things happen that I can't put it into words...
In the episode, two of the dumbest fellas try some of the dumbest Celebrity Alcohol. Enjoy!
Edited by Jess
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mbriacodepaese
1:15:31 "ahh the earth is spinning while flying!!" *proceeds to break the stick* there's actual tears in my eyes
Zoso Cox
One for the records, boys
Christoffer Niva
The pain is severe...
Fisher H
Knickers
KonkeyDong
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con
how did u manage to get that knicker twist thing uncensored on yt
Mason Glaub
max has eaten a cake baked with actual pubes and vomit but yet a beer puts him down
Optimus Piss
i joined the patreon just so i could see the full cut of this. so worth it
Alejandro
My knickas
Tainted Cain
The ending was too fucking funny
Bellathekid
Shoelace moonshine
cooleyeking
"Auwwh...! huwh...! huwh...! huwh!-Leather Belt!"
LeDankDoge
They should do a drinking challenge where they watch one of their videos and drink everything darcy says "come on man"
Cameron
I actually love this seeing everything before it’s condensed into a video well worth the 5 bucks
Kyle Conlon
Yea me and all my homies love anal and the butt sniffers
BBlair88
Salamanpogi
Popefootjobs
Darcy got a fatty
voxary9
OMG i love amyl and the sniffers kudos to who ever listens to them
Taven Buttelo
The whole comfort to me album goes so hard
Taven Buttelo
I bet they do seeing them live would be something else
Trevor Moore
Amyl and the Sniffers put on an incredible show
Libby
how do i obtain Grog Sticker
shitdick
https://youtu.be/ySGeyzQbyn0 LA Vlog. Top replayed moment is him eating pavement lol.
shitdick
I loved that bit. reminds me of the good ol days. punished chad is top tier content.
shitdick
Yeah he posted it on instagram
Sergio Gomez
i dont think many norwegian people reach 7 meters in height
astro
you can't deny the big door from Norway logic was big brain
raybansale
gog is dead
Oliver Williams
had to shazam that shit as soon as i press played jess be pickin bangers
Taven Buttelo
bangin intro song
Jordan Myers
Everybody type in the chat Chad is a stupid knicker
Skrodda
RIP CHAC YOU WILL BE MISSED
Marka 301
Chad sure loves his knickers !
SleepSam
Did Chad actually go to the hospital?
Jack Noire
lmao "this is the final time Darcy will be able to make us disabled" Darcy: Actually makes Chad disabled
Callum Buxton Mateer
Steve salami
Joey K
love amyl and the sniffers in the beginning
Shockmaster
Chad had no hesitation when Darcy told him to fire off the extinguisher.
The Drexter
The Meter measurement is defined by earth being 40.000km or 40.000.000m in circumference. The distance from the poles to the equator is what defines 10.000km. This also means one meter is 1/40.000.000 of earths circumference. Basically you can easily remember that its 40.000km by the pole-equator distance being 10k. That's really long, people tell me 3 inches is also pretty long but im not so sure.
Lucky
Chad sounded like peter when he rolled his ankle
ProRussianMan
Why would you not include Hawkstone from the Orangutan or better known as "Jezza" or full name "Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear"
Ronaldo A.
As seen on TV products. The one with the Snake cam 💀
markus
get well soon chad
Yousuf Al-Waheb
why does Chad always bust his entire fucking body in every video lmao. deady twister 2, super trash bros, that max vlog where they went skiing and he fucked up his shoulder etc
Mad Fly
balsamic
Drew G
Drunk Chad could do better math than me sober
Prestley Nelson
rip chad ankle
shitdick
nacho cheese doritos
shitdick
glad it made it to youtube
Magpie
that ending made me feel so sorry for chad, that shit looked so painful, no wonder he was crying. hope he's feeling better!
Vontyko Succa
thats what im sayin!
Critical
In which episodes can i see chads ass?(the censored parts)
Jesse Glock
Gog?
Tommy Heinke
I have a sealed pack of Tesla Gigabier! If you want it pn me! (Germany)
Angus Keane
Okay, this one was really good. As most have stated! Even on YouTube
Ethan Ivy
What’s the yellow bag of chips
Drew G
Im on that rn
Drew G
Scuffed Timothee Chalomet gives 2 Australian retards copious amounts of famous alcohol
Salty
the knickers bit was so risky, but really funny
Lïva
Love the vids guys!! Thanks for the edit!
EngagingBus
Took a huge fat shit
EngagingBus
Yea but he lived in the UK, so it might have been an Indian restaurant in the UK, and not in India itself.
giosng
I got lotion on my dick
Aaron White
Amy L on the intro big up legends
Jacob Lassiter
B or D would’ve worked for Gordon’s, India is in Asia. Thought we would miss that didn’t you darply
Isaiel
Leather Belt
crimetoad
RIP chad ankle bruh its so good to see the actual event after hearing about it for so long wtf
Jared
That amyll and the sniffers? Shit bangs
Seb Vettel
When chad set the fucking flare off 😂
Johachim Gulstad
Rory is such a bro
Bearnaise
All I’ve learnt from today is that other people don’t seem to live in peace and have their phone on sleep mode all day, the one day my smooth brain has come in handy
Riley Hemburrow
The Alaskan survival channel Chad mentioned with 'Hoop Dawg' unfortunately passed away today. 'Hoop Dawg' was only 5 months old but unfortunately he passed away. Very sad time at the channel. Go show 'Will suevives' on YouTube some support
Cameron
Darcy the type of mfer to squeeze his little Nike bottle and squirt someone with the mist.
ivan
yo no notification
Harrington
best extended cut ever
Ted kaczynski
Did…did it stop??
ProbablySam
21
Eemeli Anttonen
Did she die to Chinese asbestos?
Kari Kalliojärvi
37
Lixerium
Well he doesn't know what 10 plus 9 is.
Nat Long
someone tell chad 7x7 is not 14
Scoos
Double the notifications and give it to the next person
Biggsy
Egg roll
Riddyl
but what was last alcohol
cog n ball torch
damn, i didnt get a single notification.
MattY
Darcy is a fag
Bailey Schroeder
thanks guys for being so considerate! I almost didn’t wake up for work, but you came through bless 😂 (i dont work today)
Rockin
can the next notification be in chinese
Bailey Schroeder
fuck.. someone clear out a hospital for all of us 😭
Kyle S
Notify me harder daddy
Big Barry Bastard
IM FUCKING SICK OF THIS IM TRYNNA PLAY BINGO
Ebony Lawrie
Really getting my moneys worth thanks guys
Lina
Pleaaaasee stoooop
Kari Kalliojärvi
Oh shit this video is so fire, I'm so sad I didn't get notified of it 😭
Likedat Poney
1 notification every 3 min wtf
Castly
I'm saving this video for tomorrow arvo so I appreciate the notifications. It's very considerate.
Ghosty
Just one more notification please
James L
Holy shit please stop with the notifications
Mol Pol
My condolences, she would’ve loved this video 😪
Adam F.
Hey guys! Love the videos. I always want to see them as soon as they’re uploaded, so I was wondering if there is any way I can be notified when a new upload is available to watch? Side note, I have short term memory loss, so if it’s possible to have maybe 50 notifications be sent to my phone that would be really helpful. Thank you!
Aid Eater 3000 MaxMoeFoe Gf
Im pissed off now
Adam Lohrey
You’re done
Rockin
new drinking game: do a shot everytime this video gets re-uploaded
Jacob Perry-Finley
Thank god I thought I was the only one
Safron Silver
You too 🤣🤣🤣 I have SO MANY notifications coming in from this post
Audrianna
FUCK FINE I’ll watch it
Sean Purcell
Jesus chriat what is wrong with you guys. Like the 40th notification on this
Minimized Mushroom
Idk if I can take any more of this lads
Jack Richards
STOP SPAMMING
Julian
I’m literally deleting the app I’ve turned all notifications off and still got 72 of them
Salt
As I sit at my Asian grandmother's funeral pondering the meaning of life. Over and over my phone vibrates in my pocket. I wonder what could be so important, maybe a close friend giving me their condolences or maybe just maybe it's my ex who had heard of my grandmothers passing telling me that she wants me back. But as I open my phone in anticipation it is yet another Cold Ones Extended Patreon notification. I stare blankly at Chads face as I see his lifeless oversaturated eyes stare back into mine. I look over to the left and see Elon Musk laughing at me as if to mock my current feelings, the red background reminding me of my grandmother's Chinese heritage. "Why Cold Ones?" I ask myself, "Why do I get so many of these notifications? Do you wish for me to watch this video right now? Will this relieve my pain of the 50th notification for this video?" I open it whilst at my grandmother's funeral and shead a single tear as whilst I am watching the video, another notification appears for this exact same video. The whole crowd looks at me as I play the video out loud. I am their weeping as yet another notification appears but neither the less I continue to watch begging the Grog gods to save me from this torment. Another notification, and another, I continue watching until I finally finish the video. I look up, everyone is gone, the funeral is over and I am left standing there alone. My phone vibrates and I look down, another notification for the same extended Cold Ones video. I look up to the sky and wonder if this is truely hell. I guess I have my answer as yet another notification goes off.
Jaykie Lowe
Please patreon I've seen the video already, stop spamming notifications
Tyler Trindall
Cmon bruh tryna make the snake cry and all I can think about is cold ones we tried the dumbest celebrity alcohol extended cut
Itsuhmazen
I'm glad I'm not the only one getting SPAMMED with notifications. I'm about to shut them off cuz holy fuck
Adam Lohrey
Jesus cunt
legoagent2
Chad better send me some forgive-me-kisses
creamy
My shi is getting spammed
Audrianna
my wife thinks I’m cheating again
Zyn
Bruuuuh my phone is exploding
Big Barry Bastard
WHATS WITH THE NOTIFICATIONS HOLY SHIT IM TRYNNA PISS IN PEACE HERE
Stanley Buttlover
1:48:07 total cumshot
Grumpy Moloko
Does someone count that?
Kaylah
Chads such a cutie patootie
Bling
Bruh what is going on 💀
Virtual Boi
Chad looks so emo after wiping off the facepaint
Sam Austin
Nearly missed this! Thanks for the reminder
nloverduin
it is 4am let me sleep pls\
Ryan Takacs
Almost missed the video. Thanks for the notification
Kaylah
Dam this cut was really good hope people got notified! Don’t wanna miss it
izabel caggiula
Amyl and the sniffers intro saved my life
Grumpy Moloko
Thanks for the notification ... almost forgot it
Earthnutz
There’s no way anyone has missed this video at this point
Rockin
hey cold ones editors, you should upload this video again just to make sure u did it right
Paige Butler
there's no way they are still going 😭😭😭
Nikolas
THE FUCKING NOTIFICATIONS BBBRRROOOOOO
Pumpkin
please god. make it stop.
legoagent2
Just remove and re-upload the post?
Noah Stanton
Stop the notifications oh my god, I am gay and Chinese
Ryan Wade
Same, thought my phone was just being stupid
Leemo
Darcy is a pussy so he should get it
Madi
I thought I was going insane until I read the comments
Magnus wernby larsen
Would’ve have been nice with a notification
Gus Donnelly
More blood will be spilled if I get another noti
Bussysommelier
STOP POSTING IT
Check748
Yo this video is sick. Wonder if anyone has seen it yet
Kaylah
Okay wich one of you gets it max? Chad? Darcy? Scott?
Charlee Marie
IM LITERALLY WATCHING IT FUCK OFF
Grumpy Moloko
Can I have another notification pls
BifidusRegularis
Source?
Ducksto234
Rip penis :(
Leemo
That’s it, I’m cutting it off
Ebony Lawrie
I quit
Kaylah
Nah im about to bust
David Kovacs
Hey I think there’s a new extended version of that latest cold ones vid.
Jake Poggiali
Good vid boys, the notifications were worth it
Leemo
If I get one more notification I’m going to castrate myself
franklin lopez
Can I watch my porn in peace pls
Ted kaczynski
STOP PLEASE YOU CUNTS
Alexa
Aye new extended cut thanks for notifying me 🤙
Kaylah
Chad imma throw hands in a minute
Enderman
One more notification and I’m cumming
Virtual Boi
grogged asf awesoem ep as always
pra
leather belt
GlitchArtistz
oh an extended cut, thank you, oh another notification? ill watch that one rn. oh another notification? ill watch that one rn. oh another notification? ill watch that one rn. oh another notification? ill watch that one rn. oh another notification? ill watch that one rn. oh another notification? ill watch that one rn. oh another notification? ill watch that one rn.
Nekku
Please send more of those sweet notifs
Poki
shut the fuck up cunt
Ebony Lawrie
Ughhhh guysssss
Kari Kalliojärvi
Please one more of those dirty notifs i'm boutta bust 🥵
Nikolas
You guys should post extended versio and not extended
Phil McKraken
Is this a bit
Gus Donnelly
Ok, I am ready to drop a bomb, if I get one more notification I let it blow. (In minecraft)
kimchea
Get aids
Kaylah
Please dear god make it stop
Jacob Churchill
If my notifications are anything to go by, y'all have alcohol poisoning
Ebony Lawrie
Mmmm yes I’m edging
Alex
Bruh stop sending notifs im tryna wank
Juan Rodriguez
Hmmm 91 notifications… go ahead send 9 more
Rick Axe
The notifications have inspired me to develop late stage fetal alcohol syndrome.
Ronaldo A.
Lizzo catching a stray 💀
Comet
I’m going to krill myself dog
Saeko
It’s Lizzos fatass sitting on the resend notification button 🫠
Earthnutz
Please stop, I’m begging you
Kari Kalliojärvi
You really tried the DUMBEST celebrity alcohols for 100 times in a row 😵 at least that's what my notifications tell me
Andrew Houck
Got two more I’m just going to turn off your notifications, it’s 3 am here and this is getting ridiculous.
Colton Ream
Good fucking hell dude FUCKING STOP. “EXTENDED” boutta get this extended fist in your mouth
Ebony Lawrie
Guys I love u but please this is toxic
Alexa
Oh shit new video?! Glad I saw the notification 🥵
Aid Eater 3000 MaxMoeFoe Gf
Alright fuckers stop it
rotisseriechicken.world
FUCK OFF
Steven vincent
can i get some notifications please boss?
Kaylah
One more fucking notification and Istg I’m gonna commit some crimes
Shamus
I'll watch the fuckin video when I finish work
Earthnutz
If i get one more fucking notification, I’m killing myself
Lex Wright
GOD DAMNIT FINE ILL WATCH IT JEEZ STOP ASKING
Ethan Richard
Bro I'm trying to edit, listen Chad's cock is not that important right now
Ebony Lawrie
Blocked
Andrew Houck
Please guys, I’ve got 4 emails and 12 notifications about this video, I get it I’ll watch you later :(
Shibes
guys i think they might of uploaded an extended cut 🧍♂️
french keet
FUCK OFF
kingcoon
One more notification and I will commit crimes against God *My lawyer has advised against this course of action*
dubsteptiny
hey boss i think some more notifications
Ebony Lawrie
I just audibly sighed
nokisreal
wow i had no idea this got uploaded
Jacob Churchill
Oh man, I'm glad I got that 20th notification, I might not have seen this posted.
Ryan Patterson
Felt very Chinese watching this
dirty hobo
Knickers.
dirty hobo
Knicker AND blackface in one vid. Is INSANE lmfaooooooooo
Toxin - Toxy - Toxin_UwU
Why am ping spam it's like every 30 mins
Ronaldo A.
Who was in Paris? 🤔
Grandma knarf
I got like 40 notifications last night on my first night in Paris 💀
Gus Donnelly
Patron CEO
Aid Eater 3000 MaxMoeFoe Gf
I'm glad to be notified of this video about 100 times so far today
Hayley Avis
came here to check if I was the only one with like 20 notifications for this vid lmaoo
Ebony Lawrie
GUYS COME ON MAN (stopped driving now)
EmbraceChaos
Bro… we get it pls stop
Joey Cedillo
Bruh
BifidusRegularis
Lads I get it. You uploaded. I’ll watch it after work ok
Charlee Marie
HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU NEED TO TELL US?!?!
Chelsea Moore
Jesus fuck what the hell
EmbraceChaos
CHILL
Sindre
one more time!!
Ebony Lawrie
Guys I’m driving I can’t do this rn
Joey Cedillo
Someone’s tweaking on sum good shi rn
Matte Black
Okay bro you win I’ll watch the extended vid
Benton Dreasher
did you kill someone mate
Cnoli
STOP FUCKING UPLOADING THIS VIDEO!!
itsgrrrrate
I have aids
Eli
I keep getting notifications about it dude wtf I watched it
Sam Austin
Reyt… stop wi notifications I’ll watch it
Zachary
Ok we get it you uploaded the video good job guys
Dana Smith
this episode was sooo good haha
Ebony Lawrie
Bruh
Gus Donnelly
I just did something I’ll regret… watch the news tonight
Nick Cowell
Another one
Velharii
i’m NOT watching until i get another notification (it’s likely that’ll happen)
Not my real name
Please.... Patron... My kids miss me, my wife is leaving me... I have seen this 19 timed now... Isn't that enough patron? Have we angered you somehow?! Please! Mercy!
Kino
I'm going to kill
burger
MANEEEE FUCKKKKK STOPPPPP
Kenjoda
hey did you fellas upload a new video i haven’t been notified yet
itsgrrrrate
Another one?!?!?!
ligey bowles
He's taking it like a champ, I've broken a ankle, shit fucking hurts, good job Chad.
Zanen Coy
I feel so bad for chad wanna give him a hug hug
Sav
gott damn bruh
Max
I’m gonna slaughter…
Ayescrem
anotjher banger 2024 off we eatin good
Alex
He put knicker on a can
Chyna
I'm so glad I'm not the only one receiving notif after notif
Joey Cedillo
What’s going on bruh 😭
VanGrog
Send out more notifications!! Turn the noto dial to the max!!! CRANK THAT BITCH UP
Ebony Lawrie
We’re on like notification 18 of the day going strong
pour24s
stop giving me notis damn
operez17
The notifications for this are gonna make me kill myself
dirty hobo
The knickers sequence was absolutely amazing
Benton Dreasher
just delete the vid at this point
Joseph
ik it keeps popping up i'll watch it now
Dylan Otte
Imma keep asking cause I'm curious, are we getting re uploads of the older vids anytime soon? Still wanna rewatch that original as seen on TV vid
Ebony Lawrie
Made it up to the knickers
Jake Poggiali
Fine I’ll watch now since you’ve sent 10 notifications
Tish
Knicker twist was the best scene in the world I’ve ever seen
itsgrrrrate
Can't wait for the 9th notification
Colton Ream
Why the notifications. My fucking phone is blowing up
Ronaldo A.
Patreon fell off
J
Bruh my knickas twisted
Tish
The Morgan freeman sent me hahahahahaha
xluttex
LMAOOOOOOO
Cold Ones
Sorry about the notifications guys. Patreon has a bug, we've reached out to see what's going on!
Peachi_Tea
According to a reply chad gave on the reddit it's a bug thats happening on patreons end.
Justin R
reupload as many times as it takes lads
Big Mike
Wtf goin on bruh
Elias Murray
AIDS
AnakinballSack117
How many times w the n word
MasterPogway
These notifications remind me of the battle pass
elina
STOP
Oliver Williams
mmy namma cheg
Gus Donnelly
If I see this notification one more time I’m going to do something I regret…
Juicyjas
this gotta be a bit
Walker Collins
AMYL AND THE SNIFFERS RAAAAAAH
TreeFood(Jake)
Could you at least give a reason why this is being re uploaded 50 times?
elina
ENOUGH
Liam
AGAIN?! No wayyyy this gotta be a joke now 😂💀
dirty hobo
OKAY. I WILL WATCH IT. Damn.
Nathan
been notified like a dozen times now LMAOO
Ebony Lawrie
Fr commenting everytime I get notified
Zoe
Bruh
legoagent2
Got another noto
Zac Kear
Man wtf with the notifications
Elkermit
i need max's beanies pls
Mike 나는 신이다
knickers
Ronaldo A.
Matt Watson be like
Joseph
chill bro they said the n word like 22 times
Liam
Y’all be spamming my notifications with this one fml ahahaha
MasterPogway
Boys I think the notifications are spamming again.
Vapourware
Its doing it Again
Ebony Lawrie
Not again
rotisseriechicken.world
Stop it, fucker
ツ Skycruizer
Another re upload????
Gus Donnelly
I’m about to piss my knickers
Mel
Amyl and the sniffers!🙌🙌 hah you guys are fuckin hilarious 🤣
Ronaldo A.
4th reupload, get your shit together guys
Alexxander Woodhead
BRING GROB TO AMERICA
nloverduin
Cum
Elias Murray
I CAME
Unknown Jpeg
I’m going to touch chad
Jacob McElhannon
Hey boutta
Zieln Zyrinx
return of the legend
ChefCornChip
Gonna shit myself ong
