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We Paid Fiverr Artists for Terrible Tattoos (Then Got Them) [EXTENDED]

🕑 Added 2024-04-16 20:54:21 +0000 UTC

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Sammy Thornhill

Max unironically nailed tattooing 😂 seriously my fave video

Roland

its so easy to add music that i can do it in 5 minutes. stop defending Jess. bad editor. Prezoh is the Goat.

Jacob Lassiter

The mind of a fresh patron everyone

shitdick

Contrarily, I much prefer the stripped back BTS style of these videos. I can hardy pay attention with the BG music and SFX. This is more Twitch Stream style and I prefer that. It's like you're there hanging out with the crew. If you don't like the quiet-ness you can open up a tab w/ music.

Nosebleedqueen

Well like he said if anyone deserves a good tattoo it’s him and I full agree considering the other ones he has

Cold Ones

Unfortunately, three and a half hours of the same editing would've released this episode in 2025. Sorry boss.

Oliver Williams

you are watching bts thats what you paid for, less edits mmore content thats how it works, stop paying if u wanna nothigs stopping you. also just play your own music or do the edits yourself if u really wanna see them done

Ethan Love

It makes me upset that these videos have no background music like the ones posted on YouTube. They also don't have the same edit gags and jokes. It feels like I'm watching behind the scenes rather than an extended version of the existing video.

Harry Stylianou

Alexander Wittich

Been a while, but I still felt compelled to reply, because you've put it perfectly. When I'm done with the bullshit of the day, I smoke some sweet weed and just escape into the childlike fun and competitivness that Max and Chad are having with these fucked up video concepts. I love it, it's pure comfort food.

Michael Baze

Chad not wanting a tattoo like he doesn’t have PewDiePie on his butt cheek

Adam

Can we get Wheel of Pain on a shirt?

ShadowWizardMoneyGang

I am wearing boots, they thank you for the recognition

Chairman Of The Meme Council

Deez nits

Tish

Max play by the fkn rules omg 😂

Jude

Lowkey pissed that Chad got away with such a nice one

D

Property of gog

JDoawp

For gods sake turn off autofocus for the closeup shot of Max tattooing.

Ronaldo A.

You should've just let Max get the Ballin tattoo 🙄

Chris B

It's actually advertised as "EXTENDED"

OriA

Happy Passover my fellow Jew Chad

TheRamblingLank

That's not bad at all, just don't go too close to the wrist.

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

This is advertised as unedited but the video is much shorter than 5110 hours. False advertising. Unsubscribed. Also I’m gay

Jack Noire

that's fucked up bro

The worm

Link in the description of the video

The worm

Hell yeah thank you boys

Cold Ones

HD TATTOO IMAGES IF U WANNA RUIN YOUR LIFE: https://imgur.com/a/wMmGF9E

Cold Ones

You can find them in the description of this video 🙏

The worm

Post the tattoo designs pleaseee. I genuinely will get one

Heisenberg white

freshwater shrimp 😫😫

Squishyshit

Me: _65% oxygen _carbon 18.5% _hydrogen 9.5% _3.3% nitrogen Gog

Thor Lees

nah I was thinking on the inside of my upper arm

Yousuf Al-Waheb

the gamersupps logo is way worse than the royal seal lmao

ringwormtingz

Good amount of leg today fellas

Joshua Tree

I will now fuck OJ

Wurkhill

Shoulder has to be the least painful spot

Wurkhill

Going to need Shower shitter Shirt

Donald Chef

If you do it on your shoulder nah

Nella

same day patreon upload i love u

Thor Lees

fuck i want to get a tattoo does it actuals hurt that bad

Mol Pol

mega swag fellas

OriA

Nah Fuck him

April Spooks

Max did better than I did giving my first tattoo 👏🏻

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Cool Shirtz is scotts company, it's seperate to Cold Ones, different employees, different building

Lixerium

Is it just me or was this video about a few pussies trying to weasel their way out of some dumb tatttoos that they could easily hide?

Thomas Orr

I’m actually going to get the stupid dog I’m fucking ballin tattoo Fr

Jack Smart

Mum hahaha classic Australians

Evie Muller

i will get the big fuck off frog tattooed on me

An Kangaroo

Actual legendary video. This was so good. Government of the united kingdom approved

Adora

its so dumb youtube doesn't let people do anything anymore

Shaymus McIntyre

Max on that yellow male grindset

Thorne Kovacs

It would be funny if the royal seal was just Albania's coat of arms.

Nikolas O’Connor

post those templates i gotta get one

ryn_239

For the 100% Simga Male tattoo they should have put 100% Gooner

nat

idk how i would act if someone asked me if i wanted to see their pistol shrimp and started rolling up their pants

grace elizabeth

Okay but like I want the frog one or the skeleton one tho

Charlie Smith

Frog in a pot mentioned

Joshua Tree

Also rip OJ

Joshua Tree

Yall will never fall off 👾

Squishyshit

How long ago was the first part filmed, be honest

Isaac Fraser

Chad give me your succulent chest im ready

Harry Stylianou

P.S. please put the tattoo skeleton on a tshirt

Harry Stylianou

I find myself checking these mfs view count hoping their videos do well because I never want the content to stop. This shit has become like comfort viewing for me, when I don’t have the time to hang out with my mates I can just watch the boys make pottery, get tattoos, drink fucked beers and play games. It’s like a little getaway with each video. Keep up the good work fellas

stinker

heiseggberg

Comedygosh

Im wearing boots

Koloma90

I would honestly get the pray for pain tattoo if i had a better photo, it was sick

Sixxpackattack

Mmmmm... content

Noe Dolan

Shoulda been 6 hours long honestly

Alexander Wittich

The Patreon fell up so hard. Sober podcast bangs and the extended cute are hours of entertainment with genuinely good editing, because the editors apparently understand that we want their whole conversations with no rapid cuts. But these subtle little edits really spice up the final product. Much love, the cold one team rocks. Special shout-out to Darcy for a neverending supply of creative and fun bits.