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We Tried REAL vs. KNOCK-OFF Alcohol (EXTENDED CUT)
🕑 Added 2024-07-21 00:39:55 +0000 UTCYOOOOOO!!!! ITS DARCY I HACKED THE MAIN FRAME CAUSE SILAS PACKING MEATS (BASED) IM GONNA UPLOAD THIS VIDEO NOW
Enjoy this EXTRA LONG cut of our friends CHAD and MAX and TED drinking a few GROGS!!!!
Edited by Jess
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Ice Jits
A collab with shlattt!!!
Zoso Cox
Darcy really is a great producer and director
IWantToEatChadsHairyAsshole
👆
UggKitsune
Ego, and he put most of that shit in there and made it more nasty than intended, he deserves the L
Brody Lewis
Is it a big lion?
Jack Mcgovern
And Ted says he's not bisexual.
Claritha
If we patreons behave good could we have Max, Chad, Ted, Schlatt?
Thrash4Cash
More Ted!
Heisenberg white
nvm what a guest genuinly entertained
Heisenberg white
nvm.
Heisenberg white
he is such a good guest omg carried the video icl
Joggi Bog
So, basically there’s this Li on
Haha, funny haha
"You wont be Johny Walking out of this" is one of the best lines Max has ever drunkenly spat out.
Gelid_SF
Chad got shafted so hard
Bappo Snacko
We need a compilation of max and chad munting
Dana Smith
ted complained the entire time
Angus Keane
How come? I’d never heard of the fella until recently.
chloway
i always wonder what's wrong with me then i remember i was watching chad and max when i was 11
olly ruggier
Has chad ever considered being entertaining?
Andrew Pelkauskas
In Shrek 2 we got handsome Shrek, in Cold Ones, we got handsome Peter Griffin.
Ben Beermann
Damn cool vid guys please send me grog to Germany so I can take it to Oktoberfest will make add for grog
Dayne
Darcy be like “In the Maghrebi abjad sequence, the letter tsade צ was split into two independent Arabic letters, ض ḍad and ص ṣad, with the latter taking the place of sameḵ” 💀💀💀
Mr.Gooble
Bros putting a bad name on us Americans callin all the bottles handles
Shane Taylor
we be eating wagon wheels in Canada too
Drew G
Justice for chag
Kieran Kirby
Its funny
DeezNutz
What's wrong with you people
DeezNutz
Bro had a good night i guess
Drew G
I was a bit skeptical because I hold deep hatred towards Ted, but he's actually been a really funny guest
Miłosz Marlewski
Is that even vodka below 40%?
M4rvelous 23
Gog
Ize
Ted is my knicker
Nicole
Anything for the crew 🫡
Cold Ones
aint no way
Nicole
I did it 🥹 @nicole_tattooing_ on Insta 🫡🫡
tetard
Who is this Ted retard I hated him
Virtual Boi
It was chads sludge to drink
Mauricio Alvarez Leon
I wanna see max and chad do some mini golfing. Person with the most hits on a hole must take a shot.
jinitytrenco
god*
jinitytrenco
i pray to grog that grog comes to america 😔✊🏻
Connor Cannata
The shooting conversation aged better than cheese
velcromonkey999
Man what the hell, the reddit WILL BE HEARING ABOUT THIS!!! Justice for Chad!
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parasocial fetishism, love it
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As he should, he's a content pig
steph anie
ted was such a good guest, should have gotten america time just for being there
Cold Ones
we won't pay for the laser removal
Thomas Orr
Yes you should
Nicole
Should I tattoo the grog logo on myself?
Stacy M
Max could spit the sludge into my mouth and I’d drink it
dyslexicbich
justice for chad drinking the sludge
daniel coker
Dude buzzballs are 15% them shits will knock you out.
Tami Lee
Missed you BoYS I needed this!!!! Almost peeed myself Have TED back on fucking too funny love you mates
Jesus Gonzalez
Chad won for once and was still forced to take the punishment 😭
Mauricio Alvarez Leon
This is the exact content we Americans need in this time of trouble.
Xiax4
chads a trooper, he won that easily but still took on that shot
Harrington
Man id like some sludge right about now
jimbone
chad saved the ending for sure, imagine seeing max actually do the losing challenge for once
Audrey Lassiter
a bottle of alcohol is definitely not called a handle here lol we just say bottle😭😭 a handle is definitely a big ass bottle
Ben Beermann
Cool vid guys please send me grog to Germany
Virtuo Studio's
im FUcking dieing this genious the end is just the best and i have been dieing
Unknown Jpeg
I’m going to touch chad and Ted
David Rector
When was this filmed cuz 1:04:30
Oscar
wagon wheels are a huge thing in the UK as well, chad is a freak for eating it out btw
Jack Noire
The reddit will hear about this
Daniel Bodo-Toth
Holy shit Ted's on the show!
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My friend tried to send me some grog through AUS Post but he got caught and fined like 250 AUD
Angus Keane
Have you not seen twomad? But yeah Ted was great.
Angus Keane
I saw some repost of Max cross dressing in a “transition goals” sub reddit. They eat that shit up!
Angus Keane
Now that’s a good American, appreciates the Australian culture.
Lixerium
Is Ted the guy who went to every rainforest cafe and margaritaville in the US?
Bob saget
Max really fell off!
Gnomeo
“Gay baiting”
Thomas Arney
Chad looking thin as fuck. I dont care why, if hes happy im happy. Just dont go TOO thin. Theres ways to do that
Océane
You guys are just awesome sending lotsa luv 🌷
Océane
Nooo Chad saying he was three points ahead 😭 actually breaking my heart LOL you did so well the whole vid Chad
Michael Pagels
Thanks for being so hilarious and entertaining whether you fu&×in try or not fellas. This is definitely entertainment max. Stop asking. Just kidding, don't. I love that shit. Im wasted right now but I'm in waiting to watch the new content when I lay down for bed on my BIRTHDAY. I CANT BELIEVE YOU POSTED NEW CONTENT ON MY BIRTHDAY!! THANKS FROM MICHIGAN USA, PLEASE SEND GROG AND MERCH. OR MAKE IT AVAILABLE STATE SIDE SOON PLEASE. LOVE YOU GUYS.
Kari Kalliojärvi
Real-time fungus growth
Océane
Rowey so cute lol
peyton Bilek
chad lookin a little slimmer i might say good job mate👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
_CRUSTBAG_
I liked the part where they drank alcohol
Shaina Gibson
Every time I see the time codes, I look for the phrase 'chad's cock', it's kinda my litmus test to see how insane the vid is gonna be lmao
Prestley Nelson
wow, perfect timing
Océane
Ted we actually luv u lol you’re officially adopted
DookiePack
Sludge bucket sludge b ucket
CaptainTrips
“That was more delicate than when Chad kisses me” 🤨📸
chadsaliencock
Finally. Sludge
Kieran Kirby
Real
shanya
bucket of cream (aldi sludge)
BLeaKTXR
not the knicker twist comeback
shanya
i was impatiently sittin by my phone waiting for the exclusive vom scene to drop
Jacob Petty
Hardcore epic
Kieran Kirby
Literally bought the patreon just to see Chad vomit his guts out money well spent in my opinion
Joel
Ted being horrified for basically 2 minutes straight over Chad throwing up was brilliant, like he hadn't ever seen someone vomiting before
SwagIsHere
Yo its Ted
Nighthawk1999
They managed to get a guest who has more energy than they do. Absolute Cinema
BLeaKTXR
leg
raybansale
YIPPIEEEE
Telluh
That’s no max…
OgClockBoi
Yooo 2m gang
