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Border Security’s Craziest Busts: Watch With Us!
🕑 Added 2024-12-09 02:19:55 +0000 UTCToady on patreon, we dive into the Aussie classic series Border Security to watch some of the most unbelievable moments from this iconic show.
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Darcy’s Gym Bag
more aussie border security💔
Max Brown
The reason for the Border Force being arseholes about bring food into the country is: that because Australia's an island any contaminates (viruses; bacteria; mould) on organic matter could spread through the country, the only way to stop it from entering the country are the Border Force being dickheads. In sum it's for the greater good that they are dickheads.
christian hodgdon
23:39 that woman got mold in her ear, send her to prison
christian hodgdon
Imagine them putting up a video like, "Look at how we protect people" and it's all just harassing random people and accusing them of crimes they didn't commit. Scum
Zpolika
M O R E
Anna Farrell
this was funny - do more now
RisingOblivion
30:17 you didnt blur max insta pic
Liam Allbee
The lady at 1:06:52 kind of looks like chad with a wig
Andrew Simmonds
bruh shutup im tryna watch the show
TalkShow dotIO
i lost it when the one guy with the parts was talking hes like "well you see it is quantifiably obvious it has been tampered with and this particular adhesive here it is a direct indication of tampering!" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Br4mb0
MOAR
Jack Smart
More busting please
Lucia Loredo
Add shows to the mix of videos
JayFunk
More watch with us vids please oh my god
bruh it autumn
Let that mf have his shrooms bro
Death
“Dont call him that”💀😭
Death
Should watch cops be funny as hell
Death
Lmaoo this was a good episode, should do more shows
JRGT04
Please watch Roseanne 1988, I actually think you guys would get a kick off of it. Get a feel of 80s American low class living
Claudia
Watch other shows too a
Herb Yang
Fuckin aye Chinese muhfucka lol
Abigail
Beautiful
Tyler
Good series
Babesy
Please watch more shows that was very entertaining
HACHI
watch more border security yea yea thats the shit haha yea #mpregnation
Jake
Can you guys do this with Bondi Beach
Santeri Tuominen
This was some good shit, this show airs in Finland and it has shaped my view of Australian culture, you guys are a bunch of legends
Danica
I loved this episode. Please do more of this
Joe
This was hilarious, would love to see more of this but don’t stop the gaming videos!
Brandon
More of this
Daniel Williams
I used to watch this show when I was younger with my mum. It made me think that basically that I cannot bring anything into Australia
Epic 9001
more!
Saiyanboss27
Plagerize more this is great
callumg2904
1:10:32 the captions, darcy did NOT say that LOL
PublicTransport
More of both, the more parasocial the better
Owen Davies
When you guys doing the episode on the art that you commissioned
John Beckman
This show cooked
13drake60
shows yes video games no
Burt
dnt stop the sober cast tho, if possible :O main channel vids, sober, and an occasional watch party seems like the one for patreon, well unless you do you with games :) thats still cozy af
Burt
bang bang chicken
Burt
holy shit watch more, everyweek 2 hours BANG BANG CHICKEN
Christopher Garcia
I just paid 5
olly ruggier
My name freg
Merri Porro
do strangest addictions from TLC!! Boys…that would be fucking hilarious to watch!! love you guys!!
Gunk
More slop please, perfect for eating dinner with
Nathan Skyrme
Please watch fat families
Luke Just
More please i will give darcy $20
shitdick
new sober pls
Oliver Williams
perfect blunt rolling content
Christian Barraza
Cold ones is always main monitor content
James Gleeson
Finally, Chinese Tea. This is briliant, would love to see more
Alexander Wittich
This is exactly the parasocial kind of content I'm subscribed for. Hella entertaining, keep these coming!
KonkeyDong
More please, perfect second monitor content.
Ricky Shivak
Vietnamese Thanos
mel
more of this and bring the vietnamese queen with purple thanos as a celebrity guest
Luke Tornai
Need to have a single chair so Darcy isn’t sat on the floor
vMasterp
border security goated
shitdick
I enjoyed this and would welcome similar vids.
souppretzel
more Border Security I beg
Cess / Matt
More of this + subtitles of the video they’re watching!!
Jack Noire
Yess please keep plagiarizing kings 👑
jaheembruh
more border security this was good
catcrasher
More of this and similar please
Rach
Play more Mario party of longer length!
ringwormtingz
Come dine with me pls
Shit McAssFuck
border security
ZachTEW
You got to do more of these
Jan Godlewski
this is fucking awesome
knob globber 5500
toady
Tyler McAuliffe
Get the CEO assassin on the podcast
Biggest Mike
more border security 🍻
Carlos Fernandes
this was a lot of fun! please do more of these!!
Jonas
please do more of this
Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner
this
Tish
🙌
Infinite Scorpion Monster
we ain’t even halfway into the month and they’ve posted 3 exclusive videos bro 😭
Cash Jones
More of this shit 😫😫😫😫
Joe Hubard
That lady brought herpes to Melbourne 😱 Watch out Chad!
Zander Small
Would love more of this
steph anie
this or video games? why not both? video game vid one week react the next
ludwigetc
please more of this
BHbanshee
stupid fun i enjoyed it
ThotDog
Imma need a part 2 lads
Anna Wade
More shows!
Kila Mara
More shows!
Ben Sausman
As a Bri’ish I think the traces of drugs are genetic at this point
Bananaba Mes
100k a month from patreon alone and the best they can do is 1 video a month for reaction content 😭
hansjo
Loved it, more please :D
Niko
Watch Gordon Ramsay hotel hell
Anime4Life
Do Border Wars Mexico or any Mexican Border Shows on Max!
IWantToEatChadsHairyAsshole
👆
Mattias Gustafsson
chinese
DirectorInc
You guys have gotta watch Bar Rescue it’s very funny
Roast_Hweef
This actually goes hard
Virtual Boi
this shi bussin!
Thing
i want to give darcy 20 dollars
RinzeKing04
THIS IS GREAT DO THIS MORE I AM A PATREON SUPPORTER AND I LOVE THIS CONTENT
DerkudosYT
yeah do more of this kings
I_HURLS
This Shi go hard. More
AuzzieAnxiety
1:02:52 Love that reference. Democracy manifest guy 😂
Dalziel
omg james white jumpscare!!!!
Ben Crawford
More o dis plz
Ryguy
I agree that was hilarious
Peter Bobylev
More Aussie stuff
Takashi tamogoshi
I could literally watch you guys react to anything
Jarod Scanlon
More of this, was funny as hell
Steven Cabrera
I love this 😆
jack-debug
Do more reactions to these Aussie shows!
Andrew Matheson
We have this Border Security show in New Zealand, but this added commentary made it 200% more entertaining, thank you guys
Kyle Conlon
Why does it matter if they can afford it or not? Is this an Aussie thing?
Sebbe Loré
The absolute laziest content ever. And I love it. This is fire
Leonardo
More of this !!!
Collin
Do more stuff like this for sure
Josh Bowman
DO MORE PLS
Erna
I love border security! please do more of these!!!!!
im chines(outh korean)e
wait i like dis
Halal Is This Halal?
Yo when Japan vlogs droppinng
TJ
Do bondi beach
DeathCart
PLS REACT TO TLC 😭🙏
DeathCart
Its pretty goof want more
CaptainTrips
30:00 lmao at all of Max’s AI creations 💀 this vid was lit
Stephen Mosberg
more shows!!!!
lindsay T
WATCH MORE
Sebastian Larsson
please do more border security!
Sasahi
Very funny more plz
cornz
play chained together again
Capo
would love to watch more of this. But yall should throw in some variety too like nightclub bouncer show, aussie cop shows, or like some National Geographic shit
Haydn taylor
MORE OF THIS
Daniel 47
Do more, it's so funny
mel
cold ones bukakke next
Mr.Teashore
Or down for love
Mr.Teashore
Love on the spectrum next
SpiralObsession
good
SlippedFlex
Sippin on Lebron James Hennessy with a joint oh scott this is main monitor content
Costco pizza
Cooking a ham in the oven right now
Peyton Patrick
Another banger from the grog squad
Matt
Let the revolution begin! I’ll join the cold ones army
Matt
Yo Chad at 28:32 thinks he’s Johnny Silverhand or somethin
sandels69
border security👍
strivingforcomets
Loved this!
Luca Eusebi
this goog
SAM MITCHELL
personally, i'm all about that border force life ya feel, gimme more
Saylor Hazy
Both
Aaron Phillips
Great vid
Veeti
Cold one patreon turning into side+ !?
Jake
cold ones circle jerk only $5 a month
Aidan Criddle
100% Agree with all decisions in this video
varst
do more of this for sure
Joseph Sapper
MORE Border Patrol
Vovchik
Can you watch superwog next time please
Hans Kruger
Love this plz do more
Lulu K
darcy just sitting on the fkn floor x
Bone Man
Toady was a good ady
Michael Horsfield
lets go with some more border patrol
Choke
This was better then games
guruguru
do more of these i fw em
Shamus
now watch porn for a patreon video
Kadir N.
I Love Australia Bonder Controll. But next vid darcy Execution Vid?
hexofvyse_
man im croatian and this chick is just using the classic croatian con-artist crying emoji face i stg
Joshua Troiani
Never would have known about this show were it not for you boys, watch more Aussie TV.
June
watch more shows lets plays are so old news bro
Erin Steele
Yes! Do more of these!
Colby Jones
Low key I heavy fucked with the border security. Got the private Patreon watch party with the boys kinda vibe
June
why are they euros
Ethan Munro
this was funny
June
now this is the content ive been waiting for
Callum O'Mara
i lost a tub Gamer Supps to boarder, fuckers still have it
Check748
Literally do the entire show's run for patreon and im turning up
2004 Subaru WRX STI
please
Ollie Robinson
Fs more of this
Ant Sheerin
To Catch A Predator would be hilarious!
Ant Sheerin
Border Ones!
chuk_e_chese
border security hype
Lachlan Gherashe
shit was funny af, should do RBT and guess if theyre over or under XD
Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner
Is this really that hard? to sit in a room and watch Videos for us to enjoy? thanks for the upload.
rghv
Watch more border security. This is pure Aussie kino
Konrad Foxhill
Buy grogs not drugs
IWantToEatChadsHairyAsshole
👆
Logan Cusano
For sure main monitor content 👌
damongraham95
More border force australia 👌🏻
Names Don't Matter
Better content than the sober podcast ya sily dinguses; and chad adding max to cold ones as a permanent host was probably one of the best decisions; please keep this stuff up. You have millions of people that love all of you, maybe even bring darcy's and scott's goofy side more out.
Jojo
I was going to watch this on my main monitor but chad said it's second monitor so there it goes. All jokes aside I really like this please make more
Bob Ross
Get Darcy a chair
Tre Pell
But yes more of this and also To Catch a Predator
Sweettie
It me gog
Jesus Gonzalez
You guys should do a gay porn watch a long
Kari Kalliojärvi
Thanks boys that was entertaining, definitely more of this
breakingbad3500
I like this content!!
Kozy
I actually feel bad for the Croatian lady.
Bea
Bro that show stresses me tf out; im travelling in Melbourne rn without drugs n shit had me stressed about what if I someone snorted coke of my phone or sum shit😭
Bobbles
I unironically like react content. More would be good
Blunt
nah bc more of this PLEASE, react content is the ultimate stim content <3
ryn_239
This is the premium content I pay for
Michael
This was good lol
Pedro Rodriguez
I like how they have Darcy on the floor like a gremlin
Gus Donnelly
I wanna watch some of Max’s craziest busts…. If you’re picking up what I’m putting down 🫣
Seriously Sammy
i would love to see the boys watch bluey and do a tier list of the episodes
Khaan
chad pointing to china while talking about thailand is funny
bluntsmoke
Do this but with a zaza blunt
Outkast
also how has chad taken several drinks while still chewing?
Outkast
Love the cold ones crew the chewing is for sure annoying once everyone starts eating but great episode besides that (i understand i have an issue with chewing noises)
ThotSlayah
Asian mfs try not to bring food to another country challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
Jayden
60% reality tv 20% commentary 20% asmr chewing
B Clark
Max eating really tops this one off boys
Fisher H
Made me fard my pants
Khaan
Jimmy Beast
Juice
Finally Chinese cold ones
Jake Watts
finally, chinese mushrooms
Tano123
These guys have such a great chemistry that I could watch them do almost anything
Saliva Ghost
pawpcawn type shit
Pan Flute Skeleton
Why Max got bowling shoes on? Lol
Koster
Yo ive already seen this episode, can we skip to the next one please
Kari Kalliojärvi
Finally, they caught James White
Tre Pell
Im so cooked bro, ill literally watch these guys do anything
PoBunny
Hell yeah
zackydacky
finally
poppy
Didn’t know this had a Australian version. Only watched the Canada version
Robert Uballe
Early fella
queenofdabs
we need more butthole content i came here for holes
Mallory Middleton
darcy i yearn for you
honeycherryvanillaberry
my love darcy
James Ryder
perfect to preroll spliffs to
Doug Ellwood
Damn, i can't finish my project car cause uhhhh border control took my coke lubricated pistions. Damn
Costco pizza
Darcy sitting on the floor oh hell nah!!!
Goaty
Extend mr yeast
pra
Just in time for food, thanks for the gout
dawn
guys be like border
