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We Tried the Most CURSED Alcohol You Can Buy [EXTENDED]

🕑 Added 2025-07-12 21:05:32 +0000 UTC

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Daddy Cheeseburger

Turn on a shuffle playlist of Animal Crossing GC OST and it transforms the experience

Jacob Money

Crazy

DogzoneK9

I am proud to say, my computer blue screened when they drank the camel milk.

GammerCracki

And Denmark!

Christoffer Niva

We got them camel balls in Sweden too

Az

You're new here huh?

oz

1:52:55 a true master of the fine arts

Philip Manavado

You come to my daughter's wedding and you bring me this rhizomee. What's the matter with you.

Jimmy

Thanks for trying the pickle beers lads, you also had a spicy pickle too which is arguably superior 😁

Chungus Khan

I want to give him 5 cent

Chungus Khan

Okay!!! What about video where the boys go bowling and they hit each other up on the phone like “hey it’s me. I’m bowling here. Let’s go bowling” GTA type beat

Chungus Khan

No bro. That’s how you get the yoghurt effect

Chungus Khan

Man I been saying this. Scog a funny guy sometimes. Imma be real. I want scoob more in video

Jess Belon

Max taking the sludge shot at the end was goated.

More Soup

Why is everyone so horny in the comments for this vid bruh

hoekage123

I want Jess

hoekage123

Jess is so fine

amante hashimoto

two girls one cup? nah.

Wellis

This would be funnier if max was fucking two bitches at once

WILL PRATT

These cunts made my Lenovo clock go crazy by saying “Hey google” like 8 times at 1:20:00

Danny

Chads elven eyes saw something so horrifying his body rejected it

Harrington

10 bucks tier for cold ones special where only scoop and darbee drink

olly ruggier

Am I the only one who put their dick directly in the lotion????

More Soup

Filthy poors trying to eat our scraps

Phil W

oh also the rhizome thing is because there's smaller roots branching off of the rhizome which are actual, true-r 'roots'. It's like how cacti spines are designated to be leaves. It's a scientific designation kind of thing.

Phil W

Don't real wasabi rhizomes (pronounced like rise - omes like rise-homes without the h) get grown mainly through flowing water due to its flavour being diminished in soil? I am an horticulturist but also drunk so please enlighten me if wrong. EDIT : I am aware horseradish which makes up most of our 'wasabi' is grown elsewhere..

Alden Friend

Camel’s cock and balls?

greasy keyz

I identify as a pickle. Chad HMU

BrocZilla

Jess is a legend for trying that shot

greasy keyz

Matt G

That shot at the end man, jfc

Jake Boorman-Cross

really regret having lunch whilst watching this one

Liam Phillips

Lee Harding my beloved

Tomas Righton

WHEN IS GROG COMING TO THE UK

baby.satine

was going to sleep the Max reminded me I could microwave popcorn

baby.satine

hearthstone was my friend groups game in HS, started playing “the bazaar” because cold ones…. Poison damage hurt me personally

Cam

Drop more good ones merch

Pr0zimity

Max be like "Cum? From the penis you said? Thats what Chad has to drink yes Darcy?"

Dom

He loves Baileys - He said in an older video he used to steal some from his parent's cupboard.

Jack Noire

I can't believe Max did that shit for free

Konni

Chad looks extra cute in this video😍😍😍

Pxulkz

The goofy effect

DarkLordDuck

finally, pickle effect

Kevin Steelflex

Did max really do that for free

Adam

That's the gorilla ozempic

ItMeGog

Chad found the buffalo bills in the freezer and still lost 😂

§₽¥

Grog X Speedway all in NY

§₽¥

Grog NY 100% has to happen

§₽¥

Oh yea baby drinking like always

CHOOK CEMENT

Wasabi So damn hot, yeah, my head's gonna blow Wasabi She's on eleven, she can go-go-go Oh-woah, woah, woah, woah, woah-oh-oh

Jeff Christy

Darcy is a cool guy.

Brandon Ramos

#Splinters

fred ch

Thankyou for including Chad's crimes Jess

Tre Pell

I love seeing all the non patreon subscribers beg on the Reddit for the clips

Cold Ones

Sorry I cut 90% of them but some are just unavoidable 🥲

Yoshi42069

max is not human

The worm

Jess screen time at what cost

Bearnaise

Also glad that I'm not the only one who still references the lee harding song every time I hear someone talk about Wasabi

The worm

Stood my ass up and got a pickle

Karisa Cordova

I actually need them to try a buzz ball

Star Child

If Chad thinks milk and alcohol don't match he must really hate Bailey's.

Markus

DROP GROG MERCH FOR U.S. SHIPPING 😭

alex OneNutt

leg

chinese style

camel yoghurt effect?

I_HURLS

Gurt: fym effect?

Dom

If you used the right sloe gin you could’ve gotten the yoghurt effect just sayin’

Miss Apocalypse

That end shot was rooough 💀💀

Thing

i want to give darcy 20 dollars

Bearnaise

The mention of the tattoo bubble gum and bubble o bills had me experiencing some kind of taste-o-vision

Trent R

Bring back leather belt flavour

Joel Bowman

Slipknot x grog

Abby Jollay

jess smash next question

Richard Forney

Goofy fell off

laura nielsen

Can I marry Jess please.

Erick Goldapp

Bring Grog to Iowa

Rhys Norman

Max absolutely slamming the final shitmix with no reaction, what a creature

Drew G

chad vom ‼️‼️

Wheels

I think they call that the yogurt effect

Drew G

Seeing the box earlier 100% gave chad the idea. No way bro guessed "Bubble O Bill" as an alcohol flavor

Thrash4Cash

Hey google chili corn carne

SirPotat

I love watching these extended cuts but holy FUCK yall need to do something about the smacking when eating, it makes me wanna die

mebimoko

50:03, underrated

Chines

elite joji reference hoodie

Devon

Darcy hates Jess

Marko

FUCK jess all my homies hate jess

Layne Phillips

How is max real

John Smith

Glad this was available so quickly, not really a fan of the editing in the yt version of this one

Daniel

Jogi bog

PublicTransport

Good on you Jess, ur a legend

Kurosaki

What u on abt bruh

Olivia Fisher

hi guys, i think that max should work out whatever issues he has internally with chad. idk maybe im crazy but i see it in how he acts with him

JRGT04

Why is my 8 hour gamer ambiance always cut down to 2 hours Max? And not 1:59:00 Chad?

Disturbed Turd

“That’s how close you got” had me rolling

Fionera

If Max wouldn't have taken a shot, I would say its fair to get the 250$. But hell max what the f* is wrong with you xD

Fionera

BLUUUUUURGH!

Ant Sheerin

MY KNICKERS!

Egg Nawg Dawg

when are you going to have joji vlogs on

seb

this ep was very cute actually

Tara

damn chad u lookin real skinny today

Joey Ray

chad singing maps xD

ValentinoWX

Chef

Michael Bland

Yogurt effect activities

BigTony

If Shazam is right its : Basskiller - Gonzi

Filip

im gonna come

IMazzz

I'm pickle beer

Shockmaster

The audio when Chad pukes is Oscar-worthy

The Duck On Quack

You know you’re in for a treat when Chad says “I feel ill” after one drink

YouAllKnow

Can have intro song boss?

Stinkyboot

Just go really fast

Marc102

Max a funny

Josh

watching this with surround sound is great i can hear everything all the sound effects are amazing

Palmetto Nick

Yogert effect every fkn time ....

lettuce eyes

The fact they didn't stir it at the end. Also, Jess pretty please can you film and include meal breaks. They're so comfy. Lastly, I like when Darcy dares them to do stuff, that was good!