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🥨 Sober #EP 78 - Snacks
🕑 Added 2025-07-15 01:38:20 +0000 UTC
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Spaghetti Man
The Antz v Bugs Life discussion gave me cancer. I loved it.
UchihaBax
Darcy just has a lack of willpower
Biggest Mike
“what’re they gonna do, hit me?” motherfuckers when i’m changing the radio and not watching the crosswalk:
Obi-Wan komeblowmi
He’ll never know because Chads just gonna grab jellybeans
Obi-Wan komeblowmi
He did let other people handle themselves, now the office is full of trash food. Just be an adult. eat right. Lol
Obi-Wan komeblowmi
Control the group? Who is he Charles Manson?
Obi-Wan komeblowmi
Next episode, Chad and Darcy take a health test. The proof is in the pudding and the pudding is in Chad’s Costco cart.
Chungus Khan
Can you provide a scoring table for the whole team?
Jesse
I would love sober.shop pass for my birthday
Thrash4Cash
Darcy needs help locking in
I Made e621
Beast cock
megan
caught on 89
Clara
cmon let Darcy encourage healthy habits in the office
BennyDead
aint nothin lowkey about it haha
Noah
Darcy valid for wanting healthy food
poopybutthole
darcy is lowkey autistic
Seth Miller
The fact US grog is different is ruining my night
lily sprinkles
can we get a game show episode where you all wear matching hats ?
Bone Man
In Guam
DEZdispenser
FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO HAD MARIO DDR I WISH I STILL HAD THAT CAUSE PRETTY SURE ITS RARE AF
Kasedia
I was wondering what Max meant when he asked for the "No Darcy Box" when playing Tower Fall. Drop dat Costco Vlog Darply
Kevin Steelflex
Chad need nut inside Darcy? Ok?
Jose
Darcy rage baiting everyone 😭
P Diddy's Party Planner
darcy open a waffle house mate
Dawson Haas
“TOUGH SHIT DEEP FRY AN APPLE”😂
Nash
haha I was like "why these mofos wearing hoodies and shit" but then I remembered, they dont live in Texas. Im boiling over here n shit.
Vlad Moore
Darcy is trying to control the group he just needs self control
Jack Noire
Big Darcy L just control yourself brotha let other people handle themselves
Tristan Cunningham
I used to play the shit out of the Open Season game on PS2.
Marko
kiwis are fucking delicious to snack on yall need some kiwis in the office
Bearnaise
I get where Darcy is coming from because I’m the type of person who can easily abstain from junk food when it isn’t around me, I won’t miss it, but if it’s there I will indeed have a nibble. Portion control is really the only way to have the best of all worlds. Also we’re not going to forget the handshake, give us the Costco vlog.
Kyle Jahnke
I think Darcy over thinks a lot, there's some things in the vids that he thinks need to change and have changed, where it was okay because part of the humor from the vids is the disorganization. And he might have a hard time with sarcasm, like you guys say something sarcastic about him and you can tell he takes it seriously. Has Darcy taken an autism test? I'm an audio listener. I commented this on the audio vid too but you guys are racist towards the audio listeners. "Look at this" bro I fuckin can't (audio listener)
Kevin Steelflex
Did scott always have a giga chad like chin
BRU DDA
I luv Darcy he’s gorgeous
Goomba1280
I cannot wait for the Costco vlog!
Rezzy
I agree with Darcy
Holden
I get what you mean Darcy I struggle with self control too and used to be a fat cunt but you can't dictate other peoples diet, you just gotta lock in and not give in to the sugar demons whispering in your ear
ItMeGog
14:05 bro did scott unintentionally do an Edp impression 😂
lettuce eyes
I feel like out of the 4 of them, Darcy is the only neurotypical. He seems too comfortable tbh, sleeping in the office and now asking the whole crew to change their diets to match his ideals. What I would do is just lead by example and ask if there's a budget for a Fruitbox subscription.
Shoney
Darc gives of the vibes of being autistic and not seeing reason with eating something unhealthy when you should obviously eat the healthy aternative. Chad just Manic, he fr got big ideas all the time but they don't always follow through. Both respectable blokes🤝
Joe Mama
ROBOTS (2005) REFERENCE LEETTSSS GOOOO
Aodhan Dunican
GOG ENGLAND NOW PLEASE
Rune O
My respect for Darcy went up by 20 basis points afther this episode. He’s now my favourite member
Marko
the simpsons game on xbox 360 was the best game i ever played as a kid
Marko
"Too much people have too much faith in the rule of law but no respect for the laws of nature" is the hardest shit anyone has ever said about traffic collisions. thank you scott.
Sammy
How was it ?!
corinth
finally got grog today after watching you guys for 20 years. awesome.
giosng
Cold Ones brings great joy to my life
Dillosauras
ur great tho darbly ur lowkey hella epic
Dillosauras
darcy while i usually agree with you, the answer is not removing all the unhealthy stuff, scogg is right u need to just not eat it. but i do understand where ur comin from that it makes it hard but nothing worth doin is easy
IRLPsy
ROBOTS! Goated film. Darcy once again with his Based and goated opinions. Give the man a pay rise
IRLPsy
No way they are all ready and sat down from the start?!?!?!
Zift
The irony that they said nintendo should do more monkey stuff with the fact there is a new donkey kong coming out tommorow is crazy 🤫
Luke Just
I have brain aids
Luke Just
I lost brain cells within 3 minutes
Sebbe Loré
I would love a cosco run!
Chines
Chad is definitely a part of the 60% of people who belive that they are above average at driving
Thing
i want to give darcy 20 fruits
cheri
"These fucking idiots from the Middle East" - Scott Shirt, 2025
sam
super mario bros wii PLEASE...
sam
can yall please play the wii mario kart / mario party / all those good wii games. wii era was so peak
Jayden
I cant wait to see Darcys reaction when he sees they sell apples and bananas at Costco
Jayden
Darcy on that Michelle Obama shit
Brett
Darcy you fat retard
Tara
chad looking skinny as always
JimmyBalls
Why not just put a separate minifridge for Darcy with healthy shit
Epic 9001
Chad is a fat retard omg
Gordie
dont fall for the woke agenda max, keep growing your hair out
zoov
i painted my office in dulux "fat retard", really calming
blossomisidro
#BRINGBACKSCOTTLONGHAIR
zoov
diddy kong did it
Ganon
three minutes into the podcast, and I'm already cracking up.
lettuce eyes
Darcy's gym bag 🤮🍌
lettuce eyes
Aw hell yeah. I love how frequent these uploads are.
Bald Darcy
Bald Darcy
Setzeurna
Pop tarts?
