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🧑‍✈️Sober #EP 84 - Pilot

🕑 Added 2025-09-03 05:22:29 +0000 UTC

Comments

Jr

Chad there isn’t a meme at all

Angus Keane

$1,000,000 “cheap house”

Joshy

Where’s scoogg

cornz

Getting a private Pilot license is really Not a big Deal you just Need the Cash and put in some work learning the theory and not be completely acoustic

Searah Jane

Thank y'all for the podcast 😇

Dillosauras

chad gets the strangest flashes of inspiration ever lmfao , hes an international treasure

I Consume Cats

A fat alchoholic getting a pilots license. Chad is Barney Gumble.

Tano123

If Darcy is wrong, he and max should go skydiving. If Chad fails he should eat one of Darcy’s training shoes

Cherry

You guys should be nicer to Chad. Chad if you get your license u should make the other two parachute out the plane.

Jack Noire

If Chad gets his license Darcy should be on a Cold Ones episode where he actually drinks and gets massively fucked up, if Chad pussies out he should delete his world of warcraft account or some shit idk

Ethan Munro

If darcy loses, he has to deep fry and consume his hate, and post the video to his main channel, if chad loses, he has to spend the day in vr

Brandon Miller

Bug Man is my spirit animal

CHOOK CEMENT

Chad should look up the bloke that did a barrel roll in a Boeing 707 for inspiration before taking control of the plane XD

Koster

Whos the rather large bloke with the beard?

I_HURLS

Crab oil

123

Fuck moving, this sums up the average landlord experience.

Campbell Henderson

Pretty sure they drug test pilots...

Linus Kindstrand

To be honest I support Chad putting himself out there to do stuff he’s been wanting to do no matter what everyone else says. Don’t listen to the other guys Chad, if you’d always listen to what your friends tell you to do and not do, you’d probably not be where you are today. I believe in you becoming a pilot you just gotta put in the effort.

Max Bailey

Loser has to shave head or get a tattoo of a plane saying not a pilot

Edward T

If Chad is victorious, Darcy has to eat an entire plastic bag full of crustaceans and broth on stream. The largest one available.

shitdick

Yeah, it's not funni like breaking his ankle it's just instant death. hardly worth it. I've seen Bill Burr talk about how he got a pilot's license so I can see Chad's logic but it's just a bad idea even hypothetically.

shitdick

That story about Max's power being cut off and him discovering someone at the front door trying to break in is terrifying. After watching this I've had a nightmare where that happened and I went to call triple 0 but my phone wouldn't connect and would only say No Dick.

Bigworthless

Darcy has to sub in for Chad on a cold ones video that Chad produces. Or Chad has to get Khruangbin tattooed on his 10 fingers

Chines

When people like Chad were trusted to be pilots 9/11 happened

Adam Winter

Loser has to get a tattoo of the winner dressed up as the pope with a cartoon word bubble saying "Look at me now I'm the fuckin Pope".

Flynn Wilson

whoever is wrong about the flying thing should have to go bald for a month. including facial hair for chad.

BigHorgs

If chad doesn’t get his license he has to get a tattoo of Darcy on his arse. If chad does, Darcy must get a Steve-o tattoo of chad on his back

amli

chad shave beard

amli

Fkin crying at the ‘I would have to meet the guy who gave you the license’

Rune O

If Chad gets the license, Darcy has to be Chad’s golf caddy for 1 year (1 full golf round per month)

olly ruggier

Im so fucking keen for pilot chad.

Way2Tonal

Petition for chad to fucking bludgeon his landlord to death with a fuck-off club

JRGT04

If Chad gets his license and flies to Coober Pedy, has a beer with the locals, and flies back alive. Darcy has to participate in most drinking challenges they film from now on and can’t refuse. To a limit I’m sure he doesn’t want to get as drunk as them

JRGT04

The Cold Ones crew has disappointed me today ☹️ if Chad wants to do something dangerous with his money let the boy be! If he blows up, God Forbid, then he chose that and there is no room for Naysayers!