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👕 Sober #EP 86 - Rip Off

🕑 Added 2025-09-17 22:22:14 +0000 UTC

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Christopher Garcia

Good ending

Zealous

This ep got that suicide warning effect

Zealous

Thank God you mentioned to skip 10:50 - 14:02 I almost commit suicide for a second

Madox Berry

Darcy is my new favorite person after learning that he fucks with golf

Jett Curran

13:15 fuck you too max

Angus Keane

Good to see the fans are legends

Angus Keane

Makes me want to kill myself!!

Angus Keane

Guys, make sure to skip to 10:50 - 14:02!!

Ball Son

Y7)

Seriously Sammy

I finally have caught up on Sober and i actually made a GROG review vid! Compared it to happy dad and 197. I dont understand how happy dad can even call their grape actual grape. The Mandarin is currently my fave behind grape! Wish there was more carbonation akin to sprite. Love you guys and the content! Darcy is my favorite Cold Ones Friend

Jack Jesus

Help with most of the videos

Jack Jesus

Help with most of the videos

Ryguy

What does Scott actually do at cold ones other than be on the sober pod?

Boof Delivery

HELLO WILL YOU GUYS DO FUNNY CONTROLLER REVIEW AND THEN THROW THEM AT THE WALL>

Ethan Munro

I enjoy the comments being read out, makes it feel like its worth my £4.40

HChaka

Bring grog to Alaska or perish we’re very drunk

Asger

Hello everyone my name is markiplier

JRGT04

So basically….. Chad’s Ex Landlord is a protester double agent where he makes it look like the Oil company is “paying for change” but really just making the unpayed protestors, that actually care, all look like idiots and bad people. We live in a Society

Rick Rand Rorty Rwo Rholar Rof Rhe Rirst Rin

Chad yells at someone for not paying attention to what he’s saying 2 minutes after completely ignoring Max lmfao

Kasedia

Please Scog. I need an I’m not Unc Maxmoefoe shirt.

˚₊𓆩༺🕷༻𓆪₊˚

darcy swanging his thang

Noah Hagan

Are we ever gonna read some of these fucking comments off? Mfs be scatterbrained as hell with my $5. We can put a warning in the description for suicide, but can't read ten comments? I digress.

Jacob Wynne

Does chad still have his warhammer minis? And what army does/did he build

pingus stretcher

What Chad is talking about at the start is true and happens decently often in the US, the groups aren’t directly funded by larger corporations, it’s about 15% donations, 20% shareholders, and the rest is highly “incentivizing” corporations. It’s not exactly a secret, but it’s a lesser known fact.

Jack Noire

This podcast made me kill myself thanks guys

BigHorgs

Darcy must shoot down Chads plane with his drive

fantasy punx

No audio only version?😰

Joshy

You guys should react to this Chinese bloke on TikTok. MrBiao he be doin’ stuff

Black_Mage102

Where’s the audio version bruh. I need it for work lmao

Asger

Play horror games for Halloween

Gremlin22

Cant wait for the cold ones flights logs.

Shane Mundy

love you boys

AlwaysEptic

BIG AND MASSIVE

BladeMaster

Good swing cant lie

Marc102

For real

Ojayjay

15:00 I agree with Max, a Cold Ones ARG would be the ultimate funny.

Jonafin

I need Bald Darcy swinging a golf club on a t shirt

Jonafin

Chad: just moved into a new apartment brand fucking new came out of a house w a pos landlord god bless Chad 1 week later: fuck this sucks I need a mini house with the worst maintenance possible I’m devoted

Reed

For the record, if there was a vid featuring darcy, it would be a crazy smash hit. just saying.

Toe Nails

scottscare

Xæ

We want Ordinary sausage collab

Bald Darcy

We need a Bald Darcy Shirt!

Brandon Miller

This show needs to change its name to “Chad’s Weekly Arc.” Also, great swing, Darcy! We love you!

Andrew O

love you chad <3

ALEX

New $20 tier Golf with chandler + darcy

Lukas

I love you

Lukas

Imma need some kook soon dang

okcomp

theburntchip and willne just straight ripping that shit

Jack Noire

shoutouts to max mofo and chad

ChefCornChip

You guys keep saying no one would watch but I would pay good money to see max and chad swap places with scott and darcy and torment them for a 40 min video

Way2Tonal

You're never gonna be bald Darcy. . . . .

erenkonen

Great swing Darcy

Jordan Belfort

Thing

i want to give darcy 20 dollars

Searah Jane

Darcy should go pro at golf!

shitdick

They could upload the archives of the charity streams from years ago.

olly ruggier

Cold ones charity stream?? Something something money, something something chads arsehole.

Connor Quinn

JohnnyFatCunt, dibs on the username for Runescape.

liw

Love u max

Anna

“Who is that?” “Is he still on YouTube?” I’m dead 😂

Lucas snow

I love the idea of chad writing a video! Toughen up Darcy and co host

Chris

Why is Darcy so fineee?

Sam

I apologise on behalf of the British for the video theft, I am King Charles III, I am going to disconnect Brighton’s internet

12321

Darcy got a slice FML

Johannes

You guys should get Suction Cup Man on the pod. That guy is chill af

Pure Sound

Wow Darcy nice swing😃👍

Thrash4Cash

Crazy hours imminent

Ant Sheerin

Chad show us your bussy!

Linus Kindstrand

Holy fuck threadheads fucking pisses me off though allowing my print to only be on the front and only like 10cm wide. there is also no fucking way to centre your shit on the shirt either so they get you stressed as fuck thinking your print will be off-centre.

Linus Kindstrand

Imma confess, I just put in my second order on Threadheads mainly cause their custom shirt feature is hype. Scott really got me into illustrative art and I’ve made a few characters that I wanted printed on a shirt. Honestly, no other company on the market prints as good as Threadheads. That said, I’d 100% mess with ordering a custom shirt from CoolShirtz if they did vinyl prints. But man, CoolShirtz had me fucked up on my last order, customs added like 50% to the price once it hit my country. That sucks. How come Threadheads don’t do that? Scott, hit me up and check my stuff.

Dillosauras

anyone who steals from scogg must be shot out of a cannon, also nice shot daprly

shitdick

Bring back show & tell.

elki

when grog in uk PLEASE

Campbell Henderson

Mr Beast is YouTube M-Bison. Max was just Tuesday.

Dokka dokka

God I wish grog was sold in dan Murphy's

Thor Lees

amazing swing darbly

blossomisidro

I'll give Darcy's swing a 6.5/10, looks like he has the fundamentals down. kinda looks like there's a lil bit of draw tho. #KILLDARCYIMMEDIATELY

Kari K

That's the suicide effect

plol

Hello Darcy i am a saudi prince i got alot of money please marry me xoxo

JiraiGumo386

love u cunts

Jonafin

what's crazy about the whole "steal other peoples designs shit" is how deep it goes. If you guys look at the tiktokshop tshirt companies you would see how bad it really is. Companies rip each other off and will have active beef in the reviews section and tiktok shop ads will be like "THIS GUY STOLE SHIRT IDEA -- NOT GOOD INK QUALITY" etc etc