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🗒️Sober #EP 88 - Life Advice
🕑 Added 2025-10-01 09:00:54 +0000 UTC
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Destiny Rush
In Oklahoma the monopoly tab is still pullable!!
John Toronto
“If it is to be said, so it be-so it is” - geg
pengu
you can't make a tomlette without breaking some gregs
Kevin Reddy
Genuinely the most theo von ass story out of chad at like 28:00
Jayden
Many herbs are shade tolerant and will grow well in pots! Perfect for a patio garden. And since you're handy, you can probably built some cool shelves and towers to maximize the space. Sitting out there to have your morning coffee with your dogs could be really nice! Also google community gardens, most will allow you to rent beds for the season and there's usually a lot of folks around to chit chat with
CleverAxe
Good shit Darcy
DeezNutz
Darcy is seriously starting to crack a little bit. Should we be worried?
Milo Bloom
Darcy's a fuckin legend!
Sammy
Max 😭😭
Dravgo
Two gay blokes at the computer shop who do fuck all
Moisturizour
Max be looking like an old lesbian lady
Vulcan
W Darcy with the wisdom
im chines(outh korean)e
steve won’t kick the foopy with me 😞
Zealous
Most people who're recognizable tend to date out of country, its safe to say most Gen z recognize you in Australia lol
Christopher Garcia
I’m back cunt
Trent08
Thank you max chad and the team. The little like and comment meant a lot to me. Even tho it was a piss take haha I really appreciate it. Love you guys❤️❤️
number #1 in the game
was chads boss at the computer shop THE mr. boss from smiling friends?
MarkÜ
Chad should get land. Apartments turn you into bugmen
AlwaysEptic
🇹🇩Chad
athena
want some????
athena
chad get you some generic adderall
Bearnaise
The comments moaning about Chad are more depressing than anything chads ever said
Bold Darcy
On the serious note I really hope you're okay Chad
Bold Darcy
Covid is deffinitely making a comeback.
Johachim Gulstad
I predict that Chads new life goal will be to own a truck rental company
Jett Curran
That’s that rhino virus effect
Ranjeet Biscoff
My father's name is JUNGTAO
art green
maaan we gotta get chad on The Circle
Zealous
This pod got the Rhino virus effect
Ashtyn
Planet zoo fan spotted
Angus Keane
39:36 he didn’t say “jerk off” that’s usually a Max Classic!
Angus Keane
Hahaha! Oh fuck me, true!😂
Angus Keane
Doesn’t even need to change the name!
Angus Keane
I’m here
SpiltMilk
you know chads sick when darcy make egg
Asger
Hey guys come to Lithuania and meet my buddy Angus
TomEqualsD
Isn't the saying already "You have to crack a few eggs to make an omelette"
Jordan Belfort
i been getting dirty money jordan belfort
Oskar Andersson
Darcy be like inspirational
Jacob Wynne
Does chad still have his warhammer minis?
nickstormm
can you lads post a video where you do shrooms cheers
Xact
Hope you find your own kind of happiness and fulfillment Chad
Koster
you yappin way too much for a Markiplier fan
Vlad Moore
Chag has the American dream by having all the money in the world and fame and is depressed!? Fuck you
Midnight
Darcy yapping way to much for a side character
Mattias
fuck ai
Mattias
comments are either “guys chad gonna kill himself” or “my nama jeff”
Mattias
true
Mattias
all 3 of them tick especially darcy tho with his eyes
Mattias
that’s the omelette effect 🥚
beebo
wait til you find out this was literally already a podcast topic and chad has a memory issue
John Toronto
Fuck you Chag stop being depressed and keep playing DK
12321
Deep
gang gang
This is such a fake AI episode
I Consume Cats
Chad only wants a farm cause he thinks it's like a highlight real from Clarkssons farm and doesn't understand that it's a 24/7 job. Tl;dr: Ma name chef
baba
I got a 10 acre farm up in far North Queensland you could think about buying Chad, if that’s enough paddock space for you
Zak Farley
Cherry grog now
Andre Nguyen
Man, Chad’s attitude as of late has been turning me off. I understand why he feels this way, but we also pay real money for this Patreon. Chad has been feeling and discussing this for the past 5 or so episodes. A material object isn’t going to fix you. A farm can’t suddenly give you some random sense of fulfillment. It’s pretty clear Chads going through some mid-life crisis and self-sabotages. I feel like it’s starting to bleed into his relationship with max and Darcy. Hope he discusses this with his therapists, and gets the help he needs ❤️
the powerhouse
Do yall have any plans to make any more guest based podcast?
Linus Olsen
Man that egg debate at the start made me wanna crack my head open on the pavement, good ep
Jack
Yeah bro hates the government now, wait till he spends a year as a farmer
yo gurt
why ? the thing darci said about the routine was really nice imo
Brandon Miller
Why this episode feel like an awkward dinner at your friends house (Chad) where their dad (Darcy) starts lecturing them about how their wasting their life, and becoming a professional bong tester isn’t a viable career choice? Keep your head up, Chad! Don’t let the man get you down. 🤘
athena
hey chad wanna be friends, you can carry me in league of legends
Alex Holden
This episode made me depressed
Ethan Munro
Max looks like the lesbian music teacher
Pacific
You guys should do an episode where you kick Darcy in the nuts
Gus Donnelly
Why does max look like Scott Silas child
i dont thibk so...
can you guys get aunty donna on the pud?
BigHorgs
4:42 does this mean Darcy is HowToBasic?
Derek47
Id kill a small Chinese man to have the free time to complain about having free time
beebo
chad needs more enrichment time in his enclosure
squwhy
ily chad ;-;
Mr.Crease6200
Rhino disease is caused by sex with rhino. Rhino anus leaves rhino flakes on your dihh and it makes your nose hurt or somethin.
Thrash4Cash
Darcy needs a darcy
Kyle Jahnke
Do you guys hang out with Chad much outside of work? Maybe he just wants that more often because he really cares about you guys
Kyle Jahnke
Chad you're a great person and we all are here because you make us all laugh. We love you man! Idk if you feel fulfilment from that but you mean a lot to a lot of people! Not just your friends, family, and co workers
Kyle Jahnke
I know a lot of the comments are brain rot shit, but I love the podcasts. Especially when you guys get deep.
Mr.Crease6200
W hair max
Mia Cervantez
O my god, this is the funniest shit. I’m so sorry, but i think i love chad being bullied
Kael Woodruff
Chad we love you bro you’ll figure it out
Kaitlin Welch
Link
Kael Woodruff
Dude same I fucking loved it. I’ve been watching these guys once I was 9, I’m 18 now and as I’m older I’m broke as fuck but relate to Chad in a decent amount of ways. Like I wanna do something else or have a different situation but that won’t change everything cus I myself need to evolve and Darcy’s speech was really good for that.
number #1 in the game
Max crashing out on Chad is a historical moment
swavs
how cum darcy and max are alway bouncing on eachothers cocks. like sure your boy's a lil delusional but nothing wrong with that. this dude darcy always be talking about how much he enjoys life until chad starts talking about his passions, why dont you follow your own advice ill bro
Cherry
I think max has Tourette’s maybe
Jarod Scanlon
Funniest fucking ep of the pod cracking up fo real
blossomisidro
2 million dollars or dinner with Silas
Kyle Conlon
Lol I think its “can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs”
lindsay T
chad continuously fantasizing abt having a farm like that wouldn’t be 500X times more stressful and involve more work than what he’s doing now always sends me
JRGT04
Normally I’d agree but they had a point about the farm stuff it’s kinda like the frog pot dilemma
JRGT04
Their point is kinda like a frog in a pot. If you put the frog in while the waters already boiling it’ll cry. but if you gradually warm it, it’ll achieve nirvana
TerryByte
Jumpscared by the PhilDoggz mention.
HookSniffer
The first time I saw the thumbnail I straight up thought Chad was getting lectured by a random guy about life advice, turns out it was his best friend who just got a haircut 💪🏻 true friends do that shit to you
Gel Man
Nice work bro
Mcchew
why are these podcasts just an hour of bullying Chad like let him enjoy life
Tucker Moore
Was just abt to comment he should volunteer on a veggie farm and prep for his own if he really wants one
Connor
Also, Max crashing out on Chad about hobbies fucking made my day. Thanks for the laughs blokes.
big mane
Who's the lesbo with glasses?
Dominic Sanchez
That’s the omelet effect
number #1 in the game
"$400 dinner date or steak dinner and 30 minutes at an asian massage palor?"
Bbd34
Shut the hell up Natalie Krisa I’m tired of your knuckle dragging around the place 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😱😱😱😱
Lukas
I want to see a video of Darpy making an omelet
Connor
The drywall effect caused the rhinovirus.
Hector Aguila
Next video idea: Chad does gardening
Natalie Krisa
Chad I will go travel with you
Vasiliki
That's the aids effect
number #1 in the game
U guys should play “who’s at the door” it’s on steam for 20% off rn
Pure Sound
Man y'all scared me with the thumbnail and title I thought Chad was about to quit
Joseph Knibb
what in the noel gallhager is max
Sam
WATCH OUT CHAD, BLUDGER
Kyle Jahnke
The last part of this podcast was fucking amazing. We can all tell Chad had internal struggles and wants to find a sense of direction. A lot of us can probably relate. After listening to Darcy's rant about how Chad could find self improvement, I personally felt a hell of a lot better. Not saying that's what the content needs to be about but maybe on the podcasts you spend like 20 minutes just on Chad and how he can improve himself and find fulfillment.
Adam Winter
damn, max be lookin like an old dad now, makes me kinda sad :(
James Peacock
Darcy feeling the omelet effect bruh
Gordie
aw damn, I was really rooting for the hippie hair to make a comeback.
erenkonen
Chad’s job story is the most fucked hilarious thing I’ve ever heard. Tag 2 blokes who do fuck all.
Double
Crack
olly ruggier
Max with a haircut looks like scotts gayer older cousin. Also chad on love island would be hugh mungus.
Jett B
man his hair fell off
Bald Darcy fan
HOLY SHIT BALD DARCY FAN MENTIONED!!!!!❤️❤️❤️
Dillosauras
i hope everyone survives the plague chad unleashed
Jr
Chad that’s your job 🗣️
Kosta
Max looking fresh with this haircut what a cutie
Jr
Also did Darcy forget to add the flour ? Or when do you get the cake?
Jr
Bald Darcy finally recognized
Hamphrey
Eggs
shitdick
I wanna hear Max talk about AI. What's he been making.
JRGT04
They’ll look at Donkey Ling comments but not me suggesting Chad fly to goober petey to darkslide a couple of SkaterAids and Darcy has to participate in drinking games every once in a while when he becomes a pilot
Bald Darcy
Bald Darcy
dominic wisdom
darcey a beast and max wears wigs?
Wherethelambsaus
bald darcy combined with his obsession with eggs this podcast confirms the theory that he is in fact HowToBasic. also 20 minutes of chads contagion talk... based
Biggest Mike
"I wish my eyes were that moist" - Darply, 2025
Bald Darcy fan
Darcy is kinda sexy bald ngl
The Duck On Quack
Dessert omelet joke was funny I appreciate that Darply
_gothbewbs
I need a Patreon vid where Darcy does open mic stand up. After hearing that dessert omelette bit , I think he's the next Kevin Hart
shatov_n
But where mr Scott I miss him
shatov_n
I liked this one. Darcy speaking facts and good topics. I also like Chad flying plane.
Sebbe Loré
Chad needs to be forced to look at every episode. So he can stop repeating the same shit all the time🙏
Riley Hemburrow
Chad go and volunteer your time, get fulfilment
mason cox
AIDS car bottom text
Linus Kindstrand
I fucking love mark from self sufficient me hes the most goated youtuber there is
Bran
Don't shit in urinals
OGM
Bruh. Max looks like idubbbz wife. Sorry
Niko
But i won't play no fucking golf
Niko
Chad once you get your pilot licence just fly to finland, pick me up and i'll hang out with you on the weekend if the boys won't. Just don't kill yourself mate.
b4byc4ts
he looks like bts member
Thing
i want to give darcy 20 dollars
Jens Grini
ay bald darcy fell off
beebo
jokes aside fellas the set looks really fuckin good rn, love the lil grog animations going on..helps with the autism
beebo
whatever it actually is chad still wont understand it
LarKin
start of max not being fat and gay
Lenny
isn’t the expression you gotta break a couple eggs to make an omelette or is my brain rotted
Gel Man
I turned him into Gel after i found his exact co-ordinates
Gel Man
Bald Darcy has failed us..
Ziminiar
Bro is stressing over a cold
beebo
im so angry i didnt think of this i mean look at my profile pic. hes my favourite lesbian
Cryo Clasm
What the hell max got that angry lesbian haircut
Nat Long
max face card upgrade
Gremlin22
Max if milf
b4byc4ts
where’s bald Darcy 🥺
beebo
i hate knowing that chad was 100% serious
beebo
oh fuck im retarded sorry darply i misspelled ur name bro
Cat
yes
beebo
dracy ur joke was funny i chuckled thanks
Ziminiar
Fart
rav
get well soon chad
beebo
max kinda lookin like a bts member
benny
wtf max got that mf mod cut
beebo
WHERE TF IS YO HAIR BOYE🤨
Gus Donnelly
Guys take my life advice and get some bitches
beebo
WHERES BALD DARCY
giosng
Holy shit im early, Bald Darcy slacking
