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Testing FAILED “As Seen on TV” Products [EXTENDED]

🕑 Added 2025-10-11 19:00:08 +0000 UTC

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Fent Lean Chad

I think you guys reviewed a Dr Hoe product in the neck weight vid

Fent Lean Chad

Does anyone have any fent?

Black Darcy

Hello I'm black Darcy

Jay

Darcy's getting a lil uppity, I think he needs some killing to get him back in line...

OllyPolly

I thought I thought Chad was hot, but seeing him guzzle down beans and love it…I just can’t dude

TK

Freaky darcy is an interesting darcy, can we get freaky and unhinged darcy again

ALegoCowboy

The bean part made be crave beans so I got up mid watch to microwave some

Naos Chaos

chad just casually eating raw fucking bacon

Eredian

The Windmill was the funniest shit ever

Jack George

lol it is funny I was laughing my head of

Duncan Cupernell

I legit died at what Max said at 1:30:48

Mad Fly

Darpy and Chad wouldnt survive a video together

Paige

That's AUS for you lul

Dr.Drea2.0 phm

I love unhinged darcy

cornz

1:30:30 lmaoo you know chad said something fucked up when they straight up just muted his mic, not even bleep it

Fawn Madden

“Windmill” 👀

Fawn Madden

WE LOVE UNHINGED DARCY

John Toronto

I think max picked up on that

legend

wow we got freaky darcy this time, I like freaky darcy

mason cox

Fuck fushigi fucking stuoid fuck

Drew G

Bros 7'4

Drew G

Chad is actually an animal throwing his piss and shit around for our entertainment. Much love

Dr.Drea2.0 phm

Darcy is going to look like Dave Franco when he gets older

Thrash4Cash

BANE MENTIONED 18:42 !!!

Epic 9001

Max has schizophrenia

Jamie Taylor

Are the grog beanies ever coming back in stock

big chinese style

lowly lackey effect is real

big chinese style

thas what im talking about, big chinese for life

Felix

Super sipperz with a "Z" just like coolshirtz but still in business

delank

me and my parents used to joke around all the time about the bacon bowl. We would get the commercial every now and then or it would come on in the middle of the night i think when you leave the tv on too long, and sometimes we would just hear bacon bowl. She actaully said it in such a goofy way lol

Simon

The Fugishi Effect

Em

max snackin on batteries okayyyy low calorie hack

Xæ

Indeed poopcock

chadsaliencock

They have done fushigi before no?? I am going crazy

NKO

Tant relief 😮‍💨

Lukas

Also I‘m pretty sure h3h3 tired it too in like 2017 or so

JRGT04

Did Darcy even put the thread into the needle? 😂

JRGT04

Yo I work at a retirement facility and I’m staring at a Handy Stitch but it’s not Starla branded. A resident threw it away and someone saved it and now it’s just in the housekeeping storage closet until someone wants it

Jonas

I'd love an episode with Darcy as the main character and Chad&Max being the sidekicks

Silas Vladimir

I think Max might be confusing a Grumps video with the neck thing. I know the Grumps reviewed it once on their TV products video

Samuel Andreu

bacon ballz

Konn

Haven't had a genuine laugh like this in a while. Love Max's sense of humour.

Zoso Cox

Shout out Darcy. Way to go for finding these lit old products, blast from the past. P.S. had a fushigi, shit was def a scam but still cool af to practice. Good weapon to use on the older brothers

fixxnfoxy

Where are the cock and balls tho

shitdick

Aw man, this is a great video. Instant classic. BTW that neck thing hasn't been in a previous video.

yo gurt

yea mf dr hoe was before in a past vid fellas

Lewis O’Brien

With a name like Angus I can’t imagine your a black fellow

Lewis O’Brien

When’s pyro coming out on podcast again?

Lewis O’Brien

How come I never realised I was given you moneys every month, then I wake up in severe debt to a notification for a new cold ones vid. Kinda based

Carlos Perez

i love seeing unhinged darcy

olly ruggier

She teflon deez nuts

Josh Marshall

They finally got Chad working in the Sweat shop this episode!

jj

the swastika part omg 💀 this is why i love patreon

Angus Keane

The fuck Darcy, nearly lit my nigga chad’s face on fire 🔥

Angus Keane

11:43 Max Hella autism!

Jonah

The piss club segment was gold

Adam Winter

41:08 wtf why are Jess's legs so long?

Piss Shit & cum

Piss on yo grandma!

Thing

i want to give darcy 20 dollars

Vlad Moore

Day 302 Bring grog to America

Fredswolf

Did Chad eat that piece of raw bacon?

shitdick

Cheers. I haven't watched it yet but these videos are gold. I'm very glad they're making these. Also btw Cold Ones if you're reading, hopefully you're planning the next Melbourne Cold Ones event because it's another 6 months since the last one. Maybe something in the summer hey, like a screening with brief Q&A and comedy from Darcy. I dunno, it'd obviously sell out and make the fans like me pretty happy.

Chow Yun-Fat

I payed for the Patreon can you torture max as an episode pls. titles can be “we tested Spanish Inquisition products from the past!”

Riot Cailin

That’s the Beacon Bowl effect

Daygan Thomas

That's the mofuckin fushigi effect

Tyler Deez

coca cola brother

Kaya

Lot of dick in this one

Bald Darcy

Freaky Darcy?

gang gang

what is a fucking darcy???

plol

Can i fushigi with Chads balls?

Trevor Moore

They really dissed Greta Thunberg during the bacon bowl ad, that's kinda messed up.

Gordie

If you use the patreon app there should be an option to download

Vasiliki

That's the bacon bowl effect

Ant Sheerin

BIG CHINESE EFFECT

The Duck On Quack

Yoghurt Rollie Effect

Harrington

Chad why obese

inky1089

A new upload!! This makes my nuts tingle with happiness

Gel Man

Grelk

Bold Darcy

Chad and Max should pretend to be Darcy

Mirto M

Trevor Moore

I knew I brought home a 12 pack today, for a reason. Drink up

DjFluffy Kurosaki

Sooner or later you guys gotta give us an episode with just Scott and Darcy.

Jr

Max is talking about the Joe Rogan product they used in the previous video where they use “as seen on tv products” where they use the head gadget for a stronger and thicker neck or something like that