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😒 Sober #EP 89 - Outcasts
🕑 Added 2025-10-14 02:23:19 +0000 UTC
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Moleri
N
Cesar Rodriguez
I love you guys as a team I also would like to have each of yall sexually??
Reso23
Recently got testicular cancer, you guys made it worst also thanks chad i need weed now more than ever.
Macca
Chad needs to start posting on his second channel
Gorilla Lamp
The omelette effect
Gorilla Lamp
Holy shit it's black Darcy
Black Darcy
Hello I'm black Darcy
Lauren G
I really want Darcy’s hat, it’s sick
Tori
lol and then Darys the outcast hatter have pride in your craft brev
Tori
my god, Chad it's as if you are the deity of not understanding and hypocrisy
rainapotato
i dont watch episodes without scott
Corey Karns
gremlin22 for president
Kurt Boyd
Chad spitting facts about stoners
Lucky
Put peak pt1 in gaming playlist
abirzore
chad the typa bloke to catch up on the podcast and laugh at his own jokes
Chinese Darcy
fishing and camping vlog when?
Searah Jane
Um actually we would love a Chad pilot update(when can u hit a six?)
Derek47
He gonna find the real gel in a man
Derek47
She jell on my man till I mf jellman
Derek47
Who gelman
Derek47
Illiterate gelman
Derek47
Mr gelman?
Derek47
Bald gelman
Derek47
Gelquin to gelman
Derek47
Gelman
Derek47
Erm. Excuse me... gelman
Derek47
Gelman
Derek47
Gelman
Derek47
Gelman
Derek47
Gelman
Derek47
Are you really down?
Sacred Moon
Chad u should play league and put out an uncut vid of it
voxary9
peter the fog man is here
BRU DDA
I hate Scott
Some strings
Darcy please stop pulling me I have a family
hisocarl
Chad was lowkey spitting with the weed thing ngl
Rogalal
Does Chad not know that pilots can't drink within days of a flight, so professionals basically have to be sober?
Kynan Lawrence
2 dudes with metallic testicles… tag em
Darby hater
scott just be saying anything that aint funny at least he makes good merch
MrBigGuyForYou
I hope chad keeps doing this podcast, he gets so much shit for anything. But he truly carries the show
Bald Darcy
Jungle Darcy be swinging from vine to vine
Bald Darcy
He would be bald under
Lenny
https://youtu.be/YglQd7CEKwE?si=VBfb3bgUaoFi_vcO
Em
Are you telling me mason goggles cox is in this patreon?? Up the flagpies 🔥
Boof Delivery
Bring the fuckin drink to canada
HookSniffer
Hey shout out to that hook sniff guy !
Sascha Drapes
since when does Darcy play drums? that shit is tuff as fuck
PLEASE BOSS
no definitely fly to finland
art green
tag 2 blokes who want grog in NY
Luka
When the part came on where they watched some of the old darcy shapes video, I just paused the podcast and went to watch it again🙏
SadChad
Bald Darcy a bitch, scared his scalp will get sunburnt
big chinese style
lacky needs to pipe down on this one let chag use keyboard
shatov_n
Legit died when Max looked at Logan Paul Pokémon moment and said “it could’ve been me”
afval
Chad should go on love on the spectrum
Lenny
would you guys ever do a pokemon card collection video on patreon where you show off your favourite cards in your collection
Grelk
Grelk
Christopher Garcia
Chad why didn’t you join onlyfangs?
Christopher Garcia
Grog in NY when?!?!?
big chinese style
chag needs to stop rambling about his bitch ex wife, @two gay blokes who fuck
Johachim Gulstad
can you film an episode underwater?
Sebbe Loré
Chad want’s a girlfriend but he don’t even know himself well enough to be with himself. Most of the time he just want’s something he don’t have, instead of being happy for what he got. Love Chad, but he also be a bit stopid 90% of the time.
andrew
bring grog to Winnipeg
Egg Nawg Dawg
Bring grog to Canada
Jack Noire
I'm jelqing to this
Ben
Hello mate
James Allen
BRING GROG TO CANADA!
James Allen
Release Darcy’s hat I NEED IT!
i dont thibk so...
bro let it go... its been like 7 years
DEZdispenser
Question for the boys, how long would you last with Ragatha 😳
Evan
tag two blokes that should upload the japan vlogs
Lenny
spotify canceled because scott didn’t pay it this month
Jungle Darcy
Jungle Darcy
Chance
First time watching this, I thought it was pretty good. will watch more of them at work tomorrow and see what I think after that. thanks
SKXgloomy
Being an outcast is not a bad thing, dont need to suck up to others who dont want to fuck with you. You got real homies 💯 💜😁
Brodie McCabe
did the bahn mi come
Brandon Miller
Tag a bloke who makes dessert omelettes when life gives you egg. Also, talking to women do be gay.
Six Pack Chad
And you guys all made fun of me. If you could see me now guys
Black Squirrel
Mr Beast?
athena
chad cant even fucking read damn
Two Blokes
Tag bloke
Robert Uballe
She Chad on my max like I’m a moe foe,
Pure Sound
Tag an FBI agent who does fuck all but listen to our calls
shitdick
I reckon it's because they specifically asked us to put comments this time.
Imogen
Chad needs to go to Thailand and find a lady boy and make a vlog about it 🩷
Imogen
Chad how many women have left your house after seeing your idubbbz tattoo on your ass? I bet it is 95% of them
lily sprinkles
I watch cold ones because you are out of pocket . You guys are super successful ,you don’t need to suck up to other YouTubers. If I wanted to watch people suck mr beasts ass I would watch mr beasts videos. Also Darcy seems sad lately you should all go camping together , get naked and hold each other.
Jr
Typical coke user 🗣️
some bloke
i know three blokes who do fuck all and two of them are chad
Eddiefm
Weren’t y’all in merch videos for the amazing digital circus??? How can they be outcasts????
Kael Woodruff
Keep it niche🎋
Matthew mannes
I hate all these posers commenting now that they are reacting I was commenting before it was cool
highfiveserg
Can you guys make baby merch? I want my son dripped out in some cool shirtz/ cold ones merch.😎
Jack
These lads are handsome AF. Do you have any public events happening in Aus soon? Do you guys hang at the fortress in Melbourne?
thewanderinggoyim
ain't watching this one, big fan though
worthless, ugly, gay
darcy is genuinely the tuffest person ive ever seen in my life
Scallops
Darcy innocent jokes don't cost relationships between people, especially online f they get upset they just bitchin
BigBoofa
What a shit fucking podcast. I thought this was your second Patreon. Turns out it is just second Patreon content! #KILLSCOTTIMMEDIATELY
Scallops
Chad
mason cox
I bet Chad cums like he sneezes also
mason cox
Scogg calling out my name sent fear and chills throughout my body while working. I thought I was being spoken to by God
Eggy Egg
Tag a block
Nic Fusi
Bunch of cute boys hanging out id pay 5 to see it
cornz
Nah shouldnt have killed that black metal cunt thats karma bro
Levi Gerber
Anyone hating on the mullet should be burned
Levi Gerber
mullet max is peak
John Toronto
A gel woman perhaps
gang gang
Im watching this one in reverse and i dont understand wtf they are saying
Mees
YOOO NICE TATTOO CHAD! I FUCKING LOVE RED PANDA'S! NOW I WANNA GET ONE TATTOO'D AS WELL!
Agent.Thicc
Chad hating weed smokers while he takes coke up the ass is very reddit of him and he doesn't get the yogurt effect
Mees
the hair looks good max, just very different and not like anything we've seen you in before.
NPCapho
tag 2 blokes who be made out of gel
Villads Bonobo
Thats the two guys effect
Johan Nordquist
And then oil up his smooth noggin
Johan Nordquist
Chad should go bald and clean shaven
Thomas Gates
No fuck you bring grog to Finland
Jett B
call it glog
Milo Bloom
Is there a fucking gas leak in the office?
Thrash4Cash
Darcy Max's and Chad are some of the best things to ever happen to youtube. Fuck youtube. Bring Grog to Hawaii, and where's the Silas corner?
Cowgrowler
I don't want to give Chad shit... But William Osman has a second channel where it kind of shows YouTuber farming... And he is an engineer and problem solving type, as opposed to a attention deficit gambler problem maker type. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you need to try to find peace in your own space... Because everything is way too hard and life is just the race against the The Running Man in ocarina of time, and death will always beat us by a second.
Olli
holy shit he's back thanks
Olli
first
Cryo Clasm
Sorry max, you are sex.
olly ruggier
Sorry max, you are sex.
Nils
Holy shit Instagram reels has a video about Chad https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPaDjCzDGdi/?igsh=dWMxOHdlMTF5dHlq
Merrick S
COOL SHIRTS IS GOATED I LOVE SHITS THAT ARE COOL
Lachlan
4 guys be like
realnimrod
hog
Kai Mader
you guys are all so sigma
Olli
Do black tar heroin next ep
Pacific
Shut the fuck up darcy ya cunt
Kenneth Walker
I’m sorry I love Scott
Monke4819
Danm is 😂 🎉
Monke4819
Tuff pfp
Bald Darcy
Bold Darcy
Mr. Deez Hasentur Dachat
He just got that dog in him!
Epic 9001
We gotta make tag two blokes with heinous attributes mainstream
Jesse
I told the 2 blokes at the Grog event in Chicago I was geeked af and I wonder wat Chad thought I was geeked off
number #1 in the game
Can you guys bring chads ex landlord on the podcast I have a question for him
Riot Cailin
Man chad needs to do irl streams again. Also my balls are itchy
Riot Cailin
Use sour cream
Bold Darcy
This podcast is too bald for me anymore
Big-Nut
this is like watching your parents slowly get divorced
Red
Pot!!What a druggie! —coke user Chad
Cowgrowler
Scott is like Glen Humplick and Jeff Tremaine but for Cold Ones and at the same time.
Bold Darcy
Bold Darcy.
Bold Darcy
Probably the bald element
Chinese gel man
That’s what I’m saying
Mcchew
Thank you for apologizing
two blokes
@max @chad
Gel Man
Tag 2 blokes that do fuck all and comment first
Riley Cunningham
I hate that Scott hasn’t opened the meme I sent him on Instagram
Bbd34
Chad has made it clear that woman are gross and also sex is gross maybe it would be a good idea if Chad became a oil rig worker
Gel Man
Tag 2 blokes that do absolutely fuck all and are made of gel
Bbd34
Dude Chad is probably gay maybe you should experiment
Gel Man
praise
Bbd34
I’m sorry I bullied the woman in the last podcast episode she gave me a fungal infection in my chest and tried to kill me with George T. Stagg
Custardman
pls give me custard sign, i am custard man
Joseph Knibb
what a privelege to be mentioned by SILAS from silas twitter account
Olli
turpa kii
Johachim Gulstad
Darcy whats your favorite element?
Michael
The fact chad changed the story from “she just lit up a joint cuz she’s a drug addict, it would’ve been ok if it was for sleep” to “she told me she smoked to help her sleep, but I assume she’s a drug addict crack freak” is the most typical chad thing ever.
Dylan cool
Darcy I'm French and I like you
ringwormtingz
is there a mrs gel
Otso Nuutilainen
no joke gonna scedule any visit i make to the oce and southeast asia region to hit up a cold ones meet and greet
Otso Nuutilainen
max hair look like glued on scott has gout
Freaky Darcy
he doesn’t do fuck all
Freaky Darcy
i tried to tag my bloke mate wesley but he’s a broke bitch and isn’t subbed the patreon please bully him
Freaky Darcy
About time they gave you flowers
Jake Boorman-Cross
thoughts on the new joji song?
Chinese gel man
I don’t know, he sounds cool though
Tyler Hewitt
i agree i don’t care for his attitude
Tyler Hewitt
i could do with less of that scott fellow
lindsay T
right, like it’s cute no homo
Miliam Hjelmstedt
Grog legoland please bro. All we have is plastic
Mattias
max protecting chad when scott started breaking his balls with the camp stuff was really wholesome
Mattias
than last episode
Mattias
man max hair fell off even more
Joshy
Joji vlogs
Nils
Obligatory Scogg hate comment
beebo
chad called me retarded for commenting so much and i hate that hes lowkey right. but i stopped feeling embarrased when i remembered he cant read or spell
Landon Rhoads
Make grog for underage blokes like me
erenkonen
Get moistcritikal on the podcast to tell him you don’t watch his videos but are normally a big fan tho
Xiro
Bring back Jojivlogs
Jr
@maxmofoe is the only bloke I know
blossomisidro
how about you guys strap Scott to a chair and inject him with LSD next episode
B Clark
Your haircut looks good kunckle dragging gay bloke
Jr
Also guys they laughed at my comment but didn’t like it 💔
Amber Doi
Yooo!! Currently 4:55am in emergency unit in NZ and honestly couldn’t be mot entertained and boosting my morale thanks guys!
Sammy
New pod !
Bald Darcy
Shave their head instead
Krimpy bingus
My balls are itchy
Kahlypso
Chads on point. Stoners can be fucking annoying, and it ends up being their whole personality.
Dravgo
Gel man fan club when
JRGT04
Come on Darcy… if there’s ANYONE on the internet who could take a “your shit sucks fuck you” joke it would be Moistcritikal. He would probably laugh and respect you more honestly. He knows his viewer count is validation enough
Bald Darcy fan
What the fuck took so long
_gothbewbs
uhhh tag a yogurt who doesn't give an effect
Chinese Dinner
Chad once you realize your gay give me a call 😘🇹🇩
Searah Jane
hell yeah new pod ep! :)
DjFluffy Kurosaki
Chad went from wanting to own a bar in Japan, to wanting to own a far, to wanting to become a pilot. Can’t wait to see his passion next month.
Gooner Daemon
nah that cuhnt is sick shut up fuck off
Gooner Daemon
can you all do ketamine and try hold a conversation on the sober pod, and rename it i am not fucking sober pod? you can also huff duster or nitrous oxide, i just want to see you guys dissociate while having a conversation. thanks!
Dalziel
Tag two blokes who bald Darcy fan
JRGT04
The frog shit was referring to Chad buying a factory farm before even growing a small garden. And the coober pedy one was because I suggested about the pilot bet. If Chad flies there, and makes a video checking up on the locals, Darcy has to join in on the drinking games more. Fuck me if they never see this and I just look like a troglodyte forever 😂
Connor
Also, fuck you Scott. 😂
Connor
Lesbian with the glasses!
I Consume Cats
He has openly talked about taking huge amounts of cocaine and that he misses it
IMazzz
Who the fuck is the gel man?
Guy
Isn’t Chad an addict?
Poopers21
Darcy try not to cum challenge failed
JRGT04
Oh great they show my most retarded comment ever posted on a video. Thanks The Cold Ones.
lindsay T
also I’m team Gel Man
lindsay T
ay don’t ’listen here bitch’ me chad, you’re shooting the messenger mate
Binko
chad is a fucking narc, mr beast smokes dat shit too. if u dont fuck with da beast i cant fuck with u
Rune O
That was the best podcast to date
The Duck On Quack
Scott hate thread:
Adem
“Pot smokers freak me out” Chad didn’t you do coke??
Jack
Tag two blokes who want to give darcy 20 dollar
Jens Grini
You guys need to get a bald cap for Darcy so he can become Bald Darcy in real life fr
Alex
Bald Darcy respect button ⬇️
OGM
Is my dog cement T ever coming?
Finn Foley
Darcy enough of the clout shit, sideman are gay
Nick Kirkham
Max, don't listen to the haters. I am enjoying your new haircut
EpilipticCat
Darcy’s a camper
Oskar Andersson
Man give this Darcy bloke a house or atleast a shed or somethin'
Creamy clary
Why is the arrogant Darcy always attacking the innocent Chad 😔 ? Hasn’t the fungus already done enough?
Finn Foley
Chad you're legend, don't listen to the haters
Creamy clary
Tag two blokes who crack no eggs 🥚
dominic wisdom
#baldmen
dominic wisdom
max's wig in that new main channel vid looking clean af now we know where the patreon money going #baldandproud
Ben
Chad looking like purple Donkey Ling
Noah Hagan
I wish there was more transparency between us and you guys. I’m not saying we listen to Chad talk about how things aren’t too good right now or Darcys unbridled rage. Just a bit more meaning behind some of these recorded convos. Food for thought.
Alex Holden
relate with chad on the fomo bit but not on the abusive message part also i'm crushing my balls right now
I Consume Cats
For the next podcast. Please give everyone a knife and when someone interrupts or talks over someone, fucking stab them
dominic wisdom
chad could cut his hair for max's wig collection
dominic wisdom
darcey needs to release the beast shit been cooking like it in a pot
dominic wisdom
when we seeing max's wig collection
Shaymus McIntyre
Love you chad, don't put too much pressure on yourself
Angus Keane
18:54 sneaky little avoiding that above comment there!
Bran
Man this ep gave me snaids also chad is goated asf
Bran
based asf
Olli
fuck up cunt
Bran
id rather kms :P
Angus Keane
Congratulations on transitioning!
Angus Keane
Was that the NSW one?
Loz
I thought Patreon was for Chad's dih 🥀
Angus Keane
If you fellas read this; Darcy needs to crack open a grog and drink it right now. Otherwise he is racist… 🤨 Also Chad has been a legend lately, keen to see him succeed.
Harry Hardman
Jelqed it to the gel man
Asger
Would you rather have a house that jacks you off or a bird that shits in the toilet ?
Gooner Daemon
Cold ones more like max is old as fuck
i dont thibk so...
1:03:20 darcy needs to get in line
Shaymus McIntyre
When gel man blows up I hope he don't forget about us
Asger
Go to Romania for giggles
Olli
Oh now we're cooking
Jonathan Clare
Stop reading the comments it's like breaking eggs
Bald Scott
Bald Scott
Wherethelambsaus
Max reacting to Max reacting to Max's message to Mr Breast is the highlight of the EP. and Scog reacting to Scog reacting to max's message also makes top 3 moments. also SideMen are weak compared to cold juans. who needs 7 British 'people' when you have 4 Australian Grog salesmen Sincerely, a british 'person'
number #1 in the game
DONT LISTEN TO EM MAX THE HAIRCUT MAD FRESH G
yo gurt
1000% agree with chad on the weed thing
Koster
I didn’t know yall fucked with gay retarded Ethiopians like that, respect 👍
yo gurt
I am jaking to this rn keep up the good work!
Marc102
Wasn't chad waffling about getting all his tattoos removed just the last episode?
Olli
Tag two blokes who playfully tease other creators
Ethan Munro
Why chad dressed like grimace
Thing
i want to give darcy 20 dollars
KingCrustable
I swear fat dudes always have the highest standards
beebo
i think i drank 2 bottles of red port when that ep came out. god forbid a guy has no life whatsoever
AlwaysEptic
Chard does not brain have
beebo
sorry im retarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and an alcoholic!!!!!!!!!
Jack Noire
Didn't watch this one, usually a big fan tho
Boof Delivery
Boner Alert!
Boof Delivery
max alt gamer girl arc achieved! Lemme slide?
Seriously Sammy
That was very rude of her. Any respectable smoker woulda A) asked 1st B) had edibles or C) had a vape
N8
Chad loves telling everyone else how to live their lives and then gets defensive when people even lightly suggest ways he could improve his own.
AlwaysEptic
Where bald Darcy at
mothman (real)
Someone I know died in a plane crash on saturday and it made me think of u chad
Rune O
Tag two blokes who want to do it all
Olli
But I won't do no fucking gardening
Olli
Chad when you get your pilot's license just fly to Finland I'll play golf with you bro
Alex Malkin
Chad be like holdup lemme lie
I❤️maxmoefoepokemon
How good is bbq shapes and lemonade
andy servin
Max looks both 16 and 37. I think Darcy pulled to many strings on him.
Ranjeet Biscoff
I swear to god this is not a joke. I know it seems like a joke because I'm posting it here, of all places, but I swear to god I was just walking down the street and my cock detached itself from my pelvis and rolled into a nearby drain. Please someone tell me how to retrieve my cock from the drain.
athena
on god
Rune O
Love to see Scott back on the podcast show, i agree with Darcy on the egg wisdom words
Tyler Deez
Max please for the love of god just tell me the truth. Will you EVER come back to Pokemon content. You don’t even have to say yes just be honest 😔😔
Chinese gel man
Chinese gel man is here
Tax Return
?
Tory
You telling me a shrimp fried this omelette
Tax Return
Second Channel
breadmuncher222
I'm glad that each of yalls talent and humor brought you all to where yall are today. ❤️
Linus Kindstrand
To settle this whole ass Chad on a farm debate get fucking Self Sufficient Me on the pod deadass
Marc102
So, 11/9 then?
b4byc4ts
Cold Ones x Adidas collab when
Marc102
You are fucking retarded.
Yoko
Chad is that one friend that always posts depressing sad boy shit on insta, bro just smoke the joint cant be any worse than all the alcohol (give me grog)
Natalie Krisa
glad to see all five guys together- max,chad, darcy, scott and purple northface
Ahuevo
Tag 2 blokes made of gel
Lucas King
Chad's such a fucking pussy about weed
Eric Bunzey
Standing on business about the omelet metaphor, it definitely is NOT a cake. Darcy fell off
Ant Sheerin
Chad don't reply to this comment if you are going to commit Australian 9/11
Holden
chad didnt talk about wanting to go to a farm this ep for 20 minutes, is he okay?
Tuah Afiffahmy
bring grog to malaysia man i want to get grogy
Abraham Hughes
Chab
Gordie
bullying max about his hair is too mainstream now, I'm taking a big step and bullying him for shaving. Grow the neckbeard out again bro its charming!
Matthew mannes
I asked my sister about the love island and she said they don’t take “body diverse” people as Chad put it
b4byc4ts
Camping (Vlogcast) p.2 when
Matteo Toffoli
I'm chadmaxxing rn
Bald Darcy
Bald Max?
JiraiGumo386
tag 2 blokes that release the coober pedy files
b4byc4ts
YES❤️
Rat_with_a_bat
Tag 2 blokes that drink grog all
Lachlan
Joe Pickle
i dont thibk so...
you guys are killing your functional stoner demographic!!
Jordan Belfort
i been getting dirty money jordan belfort
i dont thibk so...
i feel like main channel vid is for bullying darcy while patreon is for bullying chad 🥀🥀
i dont thibk so...
hey this is for chad. are you keen for the first Australian pokemon go safari in sydney later this year? also how was mega rayq raid day? i would love to see some type of pokemon go content in the future, maybe a patreon vid??
Gremlin22
Scott hate thread:
Dillosauras
chad got that wet fungus infection
Nick Willmott
Max is the meme merchant
big mane
Tag two blokes with a pilots license
Jett B
guys if we keep saying max looks like a lesbian he will shave his head we will finally have baldmoefoe
I❤️maxmoefoepokemon
Who’s the lesbo next to Darcy
Saiyanboss27
They fucked max’s shit up💔
gh0ul3tte
ohhh shit
Bald Darcy
Bald Darcy
Lachlan
FINALLY sober pod
Unknown Jpeg
I’m going to touch chad on that plane
shitdick
Max & Chad know how to make friends with other creators. It's playful teasing. Darcy=47k followers on IG. Chad=562k. Max=788k. But yeah Darcy knows what's best aye.
