Post "🪣 Sober #EP 91 - Sink Pissers" by "coldones" from patreon

Swag Binion

chad is right i remember being 10 getting absolutely bombarded with every insult in the book. now if you do that kiss your account goodbye. call someone stupid and you get banned. it’s ridiculous.

juulia

jordan i hate you darcy is the goat never speak ill of the bloke

juulia

i love darcy❤️‍🔥

Gel Darcy

Chad is right, no one fucking talks in games anymore. I remember in CSGO people would abuse you for not having a mic in comp and now you got these people muting the entire team and playing comp on their own

kevin on the beat

yall should get soup and ethan on a podcast, i'd love to see that shit.

Jesses

Chad talking about Ascension was not on my bingo list ill slam you in battlegrounds lil bro

Dravgo

Yall ever shit in a sink and then threw it in the toilet after

Jungle Darcy

Risk of rain is so peak, Darcy would love that game, I'm hyped for the new dlc

Jungle Darcy

People don't shit in the sink?

Dravgo

Tag one bloke to fill me up like a balloon

Bald Max

he may be look at the size of the bloke

Hamphrey

I had a dream last night where I got Chad pregnant

Balling Darcy

Tag 2 blokes who consume each others shit

Lucas Goeltl

I’ve pissed out the bedroom window before

Jungle Darcy

Risk of rain mentioned

Phteven

You guys could play some Risk of Rain2. It's getting a new patch on the 18th and it might be fun watching the boyos play something they are fairly familiar with, since they all played Megabonk before. oh and... let Dargy play a game of league, observe his sudden realisation that Chad wasn't completely wrong

JRGT04

If I was the director of the Patreon, I would find out what the work schedule was like to see how much is done, and how much time for new things we have, We’d have the sober pod, Id do a separate shorter pod for comments. Probably make a discussion channel on Patreon and put some of those in the comments pod, I would tell Jess to leave some more dead air in the extended cuts (cause that’s what the people want) I would do a segment with Chad (if time was allotted) where he talks about some of his spontaneous ideas, I would probably record some Tech testimonials after a big Cold ones production (Silas, Scott, Darcy, etc.) and have a little behind the chaos docu-series, I’d do at least one video on the post drinking side of a cold ones ep I’d do a Darcy research segment where he explains his process on putting together a video, I’d do a one about the tech used, And I’d make a chad flying/crew hobbies documentary. Again only if there was enough time in the day, and probably one a week depending on the timeframe of it all.

Jungle Darcy

WE MADE IT!!

JRGT04

1:10:55 I was in a river rafting trip with my dad in Utah and some crazy guy was telling us how he just shits in the water and watches it sink and float away. So the next day day when we got to swim in the river I swam out and tried to shit, but when I started I saw a ring of orange shit pieces start floating around me and the communal raft was coming to pick me up so I had to wipe myself away in the water and swim away before they saw. For the next 10 mins we were floating down with a patch of human shit floating along side us somewhere.

JRGT04

32:15 I was about to comment Chad would shit out his bed if there was a bottomless pit next to him but there you go

Chinese Darcy

I'm a big fan of chad's gay escapades with his male lover Jack

Bald Darcy

Finally Bald Silas!

Bald Darcy

True!

Thor Lees

i am bald

Jordan Belfort

darcy i hate you vampire survivors is the goat never speak ill of the game

Bald Silas

Hello its me bald silas catching on to the meme! Also give Silas a mic

Balling Darcy

This was not a good ep to watch while having a little snack

Dominic Sanchez

I be pissin in the shower only pissed in the sink once cause I was like lemme see what it’s like

Joshy

In my pants. I was a school after recess and had to take one but the teach that ugly bitch was all like “you can’t use the restroom no more” so my shit just got pushed out on to my pants

DEZdispenser

A dude who grew up down the street from me just got life no parole. None of us were really surprised. Dumbass really googled “how to load and shoot a revolver” right before

beebo

youre retarded

Megan

When is Scott making an only fans?

olly ruggier

Gorilla Lump

Marc102

Darcy is AI. Always has been.

Soup Man

Who here fell asleep to Chap yappin about League of Warcraft or whatever

uruaih membini

I dont watch any of these BUt i Feel like Darcy would have a short but thick penis.

Lauren G

Darcy where can we get your hat from

Fent Lean Chad

Help Grelk is coming

hisocarl

Might be time for Chad to start a family if he wants to verbally abuse/ “criticize” people all he wants

SavouryAvery

54:25 Chad be like “the stigmatism”

Max Watts

what you done brother?

Big Cheese

My dog ate its own shit and later threw it up all over the couch

Gorilla Lamp

DJ CAB

i kinda dont like how he is treated ngl...

Walter Heisenapple

If I was the director of the Patreon I’d actually let Chad talk during the sober podcast without bullying him because I like it when he yaps about his new hobbies it’s interesting and Chad is a legend

Gus Donnelly

Max do a csgo gaming vid where you trade up all your old reds to knives

Walter Heisenapple

Darcy be eating the dog shit and blaming it on the dog bruh… I know it I just can’t prove it

Jack Noire

Tag two blokes who piss in the sink

Jack

Jack 1d Used to piss in my sink that I had in my room. When I had a 8 person house share in uni. Shared uni spaces are fucking disgusting. My sink was clean lol. Started when I was drunk and my housemates where fucking in the bathroom. Uni sink pissing was unlocked Tag 2 blokes who Fuck in the shower

Bold Darcy

A

Erind

is chad in among us the game amongus is max is among us is max in fortnite familyguy simspon fortnite simpson life event?

cornz

this ep is goated

Bram van Bever

deez grog

DeezNutz

I've been in prison for 6 months.

Luan

Who's getting some Jax top?!?!?!

woody6628

Thank you chad, I'm playing on ascension insyead of warmane and it's sooo fun

Goated Darcy

Yu welcum

Goated Darcy

Darcy be BAKED at the end.

Goated Darcy

The one off sober podcast with a twist. The un sober episode. Y’all get shittered while doing the podcast, I wanna see Darcy and Scott UNHINGED.

Goated Darcy

I like this

Bald Darcy

If I was Patreon boss I would make y'all play gmod using character models of how yall look irl and play prop hunt

Agent.Thicc

Chad complaining about bad teammates when we all know he sucks in every game he plays

Taylor Lowe

Tag 2 blokes that are darcy

Shaun Hart

Im 25 I live in my parents basement they banned drinking i got a mini fridge in my room and my parents get suspicious if they hear me flushing the toilet every 30 minutes at 3am so I'll piss in the sink cause its quiet so they don't raid my mini fridge the second I leave my room the next day they will raid my fridge completely unaware there's always like 5 - 10 cases of grog directly above them in the drop ceiling at all times I'll come back home to a lecture and like 4 grogs on the counter if I dont hide that shit back in the ceiling lol thats why im a sink pisser desperate times call for desperate measures also im sitting on my bed wearing shoes rn im a sick fuck and egknowlege it

Diving Darcy

If I ran this podcast, I would film an episode under water

Diving Darcy

Listening to Chads rant while Im playing Legion Remix... Dont care NUMBER GO UP GOOD

Chinese Darcy

I love weed

ReligiousAtheist

I’m making you watch Bar Rescue

Tyler Deez

WHERES THE FUCKING PEAK VIDEO I NEED MORE PEAK

Tyler Deez

these motherfuckers care more about r/SinkPissers than their own Patreon comments

Tyler Deez

oi shut up cunt, Darcy's alright bro

Tyler Deez

you think we got legacy up in dis bitch?

Bee 🏳️‍⚧️

if i owned this patreon i would make you you do more camping and or travel videos i like seeing you guys travel and stay in weird places :3

Ben Crawford

DARCY DARCY DARCY

Tom

I’m not seeing enough movement in this comment section

Clark Wardell

I pissed in a fitting room once and shit in the field at my old middle school

Cryo Clasm

Darcy gonna quit the show soon I can see it

olly ruggier

please get on risk of rain 2.

Prometheian

That hat on darcy's head, we getting that?

THE PLUMB GOD

probs not the best idea to drink water out the shower due to stagnant water and the shower head can harbor bacteria

Reymon Parot

Great pod while darcy was gone

twink darcy

if i ran the patreon i would put darcy in a bronze bull and make max go back to prank calls maxtrollfoe style

twink darcy

darpy try ball x pit ask grok about it

spagooti

If I were the director of this Patreon account. I’m jackin off then, then playing megabonk then banning every “……. Darcy” account

Moose

Hello Chinese Darcy

McBrodo

Man I'm abouta go to prison if you dont bring back pineapple grog for sale in aus

Mirto M

bro we need a ficking league video

Chinese Darcy

bring grog to china

Chinese Darcy

i love weed

Chinese Darcy

fungus nats

Chinese Darcy

fungus nats

Chinese Darcy

uk first

Chinese Darcy

elite ball knowledge. I love weed

Chinese Darcy

facts

Chinese Darcy

lazy fuckers

Chinese Darcy

tag 2 blokes that play ovwr

Chinese Darcy

nah

Chinese Darcy

bruh the gay chad arc is a long time coming I tell you

Chinese Darcy

i love weed

Kenneth Walker

I like chads rambling

PlasticDingus

Chad, i'm gay. Give me $2200.

number #1 in the game

Wait I’m actually shocked—is Darcy really babysitting dogs for the Mr beast team or is that just a meme

Noah Hagan

Feels kinda pointless to comment now, too many scaries.

Coors Light

Glad Silas called Darcy out for playing some bootleg vampire survivors clone, definitely still recommend getting the REAL vampire survivors

Jr

😹😹 ts funny

baba

Darcy if I had ye job I would actually fuckin work ya cunt. I’d upload peak part 3 and actually produce videos that aren’t 4 days apart you WANKERR!!!

Horny Chad

If I had Darpy’s job I would tag 5 freaky blokes who do fuck all, then I would make max upload the Japan vlogs as a challenge, then I would make Chad do fuck all

Burger Jesus

How many Darcy’s must there be? When will the madness stop? Repent for your wicked ways.

Boof Delivery

Yu fuckin lazy tards read 4 messages !?? Darcy fittin ta be the downfall of this pod?! 😠

Ayden Smith

sink pissing goes hard

Bbd34

Chad what are some tips you have for people going to Japan for the first time

Diving Darcy

What do you guys think of the Ocean?

The Duck On Quack

I’m surprised how much info I’m learning about planes from a drooling retard like chad

Villads Bonobo

Max saying WoW players just play/buy it even if it is boring or bad, is the same as Pokemon players still buying the new game even if the quality is absolute dog shit.

UchihaBax

Tag 2 blokes that piss in the sink

7020 enjoyer

Chad if you want a game where you can call people whatever just play rust

DjFluffy Kurosaki

Am I high or is the video not showing for anyone else. That yogurt affect ruined my Patreon.

Old Man Darcy

I’ve been saying “Dahcy” when I’m drunk lately, and last night I had a dream that the Cold Ones boys were at my house and I was showing them all how to fix our broken toilet. Darcy was being annoying as all fuck and kept pulling on the flush chain and I vividly remember saying “What the fuck, Dahcy”

John Garcia

is this starting the gay chad arc

Mattias

chad u retard googling is not that hard u dont gotta use chat gpt ur raping the environment for no reason

Max Jahn

Hell yeah

Stred

Weirdest place I shit was in a pvc pipe on a construction site so you know someone had to find that the next day

Stred

I’m making max and Darcy record playing rocket league. Or training Chad how to play it

Unknown Jpeg

If I ran the Patreon I’d make you guys Eiffel Tower Darcy, and not the bald one😼

erenkonen

If I had Darcy’s job running the Patreon, I’d make even more Patreon videos. I’d have the boys watch Hell’s Kitchen, play more repo, and make a podcast talking about Lewis Spears. I’d also tag 2 blokes who do fuck all

Shercock Holmes

do you plan to export grog to the EU?

dominic wisdom

max is the wig man

Erind

when is cum darcy dropping ??

Creamy clary

Did Darcy’s dad ever sip on any of that great grandfather tawny ?

Golden Darcy

100 women vs Chad

Golden Darcy

Nothing but net

Golden Darcy

Bro thinks this is live

Bald Darcy

Wig Darcy?

Bald Darcy

Finally Normal Darcy

Bald Darcy

Golden Darcy?

the powerhouse

Ong they stoped at a comment right undermine

Cathal

Relevant Chad tweet from 2021: "Pissing in the sink is so liberating, fuck the patriarchy."

KaasKopjeThee

i want grog in the nether, please make it happen

Alex Holden

i know your ass isa. radiohead reference

Alex Holden

read my fucking comment next time instead of scrolling past cock suckers why else do u think im paying 2 bucks a month for this shit

okcomp

what are your rocket league ranks

Boof Delivery

Max lookin like Paris art connoisseur!!!? 🥸

Sam

As Patreon director I would make you all go work on the farm for a day. Bonus points if Chad flies you all there.

Landon Rhoads

I’m proud of you chad

okcomp

Creech throwback

El pinche vato

Is there an AI Darcy ???

Stinkbug

Have a lovely day scog

Chinese Darcy

Chinesezinga

Golden Darcy

I piss on the fungus gnats

Bearnaise

The stuff I say during gaming should definitely be censored I can’t even lie

ALegoCowboy

Chad and his roommate be like Bert and Ernie

Sexy Darcy

Love you Darcy

Max Haughton

get ur little dicks out ur arseholes what am i paying for

Angus Keane

Mine got removed, I was hoping that was during them reading them!

Justin Milette

When’s Grog in Canada?

big chinese style

we need a four hour stream of chad talking to solar power guy

big chinese style

fog

big chinese style

lowly lackey effect is real

big chinese style

just watched good vid, i also love weed

Joseph Knibb

firstly, comment was read (feeling joyous) secondly id move the whole operation to the united kingdom and change all the hosts to british counterparts. this will improve everything significantly + #BRINGGROGTOUK

Eemeli Anttonen

Ok Kevin

Jack

Chad needs to play Arc Raiders, shit has crazy prox chat and also has built-in voice changers to like male and female voices

Chinese Darcy

I am chinese

Alex Holden

i want to talk to chads expert

Kevin Steelflex

I'm Darcy

Dead Darcy

Can I please have some

Dead Darcy

If I controlled the patreon I'd give myself a lifetime membership so I could enjoy this for one more month

Kahlypso

Grandpa found the shit closet guys, am I fucked?

Niko

relax, bro just asked a question

beebo

its true i sold chinese darcy five grams of silver haze

nym

Couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

shitdick

Dillosauras

the comments have really exploded after these 4 blokes who read fuck all comments started readin em

Chinese Darcy

my new video “what happens when you freeze an egg!?” is out now. i love weed

Chinese Darcy

i love smoking weed

Dead Darcy

Don't worry max I drink the shower water all the time and I'm doing just fine

Gabe Thorpe

I'm making you guys play more peak god dammmmn

Cold Ones Mouse

Also if i had control over the two blokes' patreon i would make Max and Chad leave a wheel of cheese unattended in the office overnight. I think that would be beneficial for all

Aaron

I would love to see the boys play Hades 2, its one of the best games to come out this year and I feel like Darcy would like the replay loop

Tyler

🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳I mean just look at Darcy! Bet that shit grips harder than Chad holding his crayons…. Still not watching this one though🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳!!!

Ryan

Damn. Darcy was really going through it. Chad was trying so hard to get him to have a break.

Cold Ones Mouse

Spherical To Some Degree

Thing

i want to give darcy 20 dollars

Cold Ones Mouse

Cold Ones Mouse thinks the Chad WOW rant is valid. Games fucking off the unique things (timebound or difficulty related) removes the uniqueness to them. Destiny 2 did it. You can buy cosmetics from events and DLC content that no longer exists. Meaning its not special whatsoever to own them anymore. It is pathetic. I have gear from the start of the game and some moron who's just picked the game up can simply buy it from the store. Plus now you can even buy (with real money) old battlepasses to get all the cosmetics from those too. If its not special to have them why the fuck did I have to put effort into getting it when it first released. God I hate D2 now

beebo

do chad and jack know its legal now

Devdev

I need to hire you boys as baby sitters seen as your voices are the only thing that gets my baby girl to nap, I think she may be doomed with some of the shit yous talk about 😭😭😂

Hairy Darcy

Ain't nobody gonna pull the strings on my head

Gordie

brain damage from the booze

Marc102

Chad, you don't get cool shirtz because you told scogg you fuckin throw them all away

beebo

non binary sock wanker

beebo

just died laughing at darcys pronunciation of amethyst holy fuck

Rune O

I would make you guys do more camping videos and travel vlogs if i was pulling the strings

Ant Sheerin

I once saw Darcy pissing on a homeless man

Ant Sheerin

Thanks for mentally scarring me today

Jesse

Also for my answer for question of the day I used to live in an apartment in a college town and my friends and I would piss off our balcony onto the sidewalk and say we were gonna "piss off the top"

Jesse

The WoW discussion reminds me so much of the current state of Pokemon. The fucking budget for these video games is literally chump change compared to other AAA games because their priority is not with making a good video game for the fans and only to sell their shit like their new Christmas merch or more cards for scalpers to clear from shelves. Rush the game out and fuck the fans so it brings more eyes to our new fucking Pikachu kitchen wares.

Linus Kindstrand

One time i pissed in a trash can while sleep walking

lenny

can we do the gang does are you gay quiz on the pod chad being a little too fruity lately

Shi Tzu

There's eleven, exactly eleven, forms of shit terrorism. Everything else is just a variation on one of those core forms. The one I like the most is the "Float it in four inches" technique, where you fill up the bathtub four inches deep, at someone elses house, and take a shit in that. The key part of this technique is that they have now got a decision to make about putting their hand in the water to remove the plug and removing the turd - both must happen but in what order?

tuah

give that bloke a piss jar man

Jr

That part

lenny

can we get the lore on the jelly roll meme

Tori

I would make the account so awesome that max and chad would become the new Sid Men

baba

Darcy how come you have 3 hour meeting aren’t you just a lowly lackey

Tori

Exactly, did you ask if he would

Tori

Why is everyone taking a shit on this ep has scott just been shitting this hole time

Tori

have you ever done a fallout 76 private world gameplay

Tori

When I hear what Chad's up to it sounds like someone who smokes not just weed but angel dust who is obsessed with being a drooling retard. Lol its all in good fun at the end of the day " here is the memo" :)

Tori

Chad was probably having a wank while shitting, that's what took so long

Thrash4Cash

if i got darcys job i would be alot more intrusive on max and chads personal lives. make them workout, eat better , get shitfaced ethically for content and do live shit more often cuz we just like seeing them do anything. maybe even leave in some racist stuff cuz funny. im really brown trust me its cool.

lenny

that’s why they call him monk rage

DeezNutz

Darcy is really lovely person

lenny

hello squid games

Tori

Chad should do a Cold Ones boxing video showing off his skills against other professional boxers

Thrash4Cash

280 Chinese BUGS

Tori

so was the mate that you confronted a bad bloke

b4byc4ts

whos your ow main

b4byc4ts

scott fell off

lime

cannot wait for The sober podcast episode where Darcy eats his hat

Kael Woodruff

If I got the directors job for this patreon I’m making you guys do more gaming videos and more traveling/outdoors stuff like camping

Kael Woodruff

I really like Chad talking about wow (even though I haven’t played since I was 7, I’m 18 now) because I would play it but my pc is so loud and idk why😭 same with the other games he talks about. Also Silas knows peak games it seems

Em

stop pissin in the sink and start sinkin piss amirite BAHAHAH

Bald Max

that would be awesome

Bald Max

i am going to scalp the whole cold ones office when i have darply job

i dont thibk so...

I would make chad do pokemon go raid day vlogs

Olivnyan

When I used to work at EB Games, some of the guys I worked with would piss in the sink in the backroom.. It STANK and I'd have to clean it 😩 So not only did the store stink of BO all the time, the backroom also stank of piss.

Brahden

Chad PLEASE give me the kimchi stew recipe that you use I make it at home and what to try yours :D

Exoticcc_Wiz927

Im sorry bobert I didn't mean to disrespect yuo....... please don't see red when you see me url......😅😢 *shivers timbers and teeth chattering*

Ominous Fog Darcy

stupid Darcy I'm fucking balled

Exoticcc_Wiz927

Chad "I punch metal for fun" Roberts. Bro is NOT sigma💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 5:40 lil bro couldn't kick a weasel if he wanted to💀💀💀

Von Haber

Knew a bloke in highschool that used to move his dresser, whack off onto the carpet, then just push the dresser back over it. The stench got so foul the lads refused to go over to his house (being too stinky for teenage boys is gnarly work), idk how they found it, but old mate had to use his schoolies savings to replace the carpet. His sister told us the crust build up and stench was so foul their mum, the dog and the bloke replacing the carpet all vomited on first exposure. Mum found the jizz carpet

Gremlin22

Gremlin22 controls the water supply

Jarod

I don’t feel so good

Nick Willmott

Sink pisser son or shower shitter daughter

Angus Keane

Am I retarded or is the ep not even there..?

Yoko

I can listen to yalls nonsense for hours

Weenieman34

Holy shit what the hell do they give max before these podcasts he can’t speak fluently

the powerhouse

Do more vlogs or bald darcy gets it

big mane

Better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss

Bald Darcy fan

Welcome to the fog

Gold Darcy

Skin pissers better than Urinal Shitters tbh

yungsobek

max i will get you.

Just Emilio man

Chad is unironically funny

Bald Scott

Now we’re cooking

Ethan Munro

Thankgod

Ethan Munro

Spoiler scott aint in this one

Bald Darcy

Grog Frog

Hey Scott, just wanted to let you know I went to Rowan Bean Bar in Hoi An Vietnam... Never taking travel advice from you again They were giving out methanol shots and 'happy bloons' and it was full of bogans (myself included)

Shi Tzu

Does Chad maybe actually have AIDS? He's not doing too well with the health stuff... ☹️

number #1 in the game

Chad do be lookin like a Kevin

Gio Cip

ay man youre telling me a crunch wrapped this supreme

Luan

Bro I need Max to finish the Japan vlogs man. I’ve got a trip coming up

Scallops

perfect timing bra

DirectorInc

Was actually pissing in the sink as this dropped what

vFoxhound

BASED

yungsobek

youse are dum morons suk my cock epic style

Guy

Boy I can’t wait to listen to this tomorrow and hear Chad be a little bitch, or lie for an hour

Shamus

bro guys when is the sober store coming out

Headscientist04

Do not redeem the yogurt

Bald Sheldon Cooper

Baldzinga

Bald Scott

shitdick

There's something really hilarious about a podcast where they end up taking turns going off to take a shit and the guy left there whinges about how bad it smells then at the end they ask the audience for producer advice. Just the slow brewing chaos and disorder of it all is genuinely so funny to me.