RefashionedHippie
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Would you put this in your vagina?
🕑 Added 2024-08-29 16:47:12 +0000 UTC
Comments
calvinit21
Imagine being at the meeting where they were like "Okay, what problem are we going to solve next?"
Thomas Hardey
I'm going to pass on this version of RefHip. I'm no prude and no judgement. But it's not for me. Have fun y'all!
Steve
No!
GuinGuin1984
For $90, it better get faster & harder while talking dirty.
GuinGuin1984
As much as I would love to be woken up via orgasm (I might actually enjoy waking up for work), I’m gonna pass on this. No one has reviewed it on Amazon since January 2020, & there’s almost as many poor reviews (one of which says it doesn’t stay in place if you have a stomach) as it has good reviews. For almost $90, I need more certainty that I’m gonna wake up to being rocked like a hurricane.
John Fenwick
If it doesn't wake you the first time does it get "faster " "harder" what?
John Fenwick
Is there a tune?
John Fenwick
What if the battery leaked?
Blake Cooper
Okay, but wouldn’t the control panel get in the way when you’re turning over in bed?
David Traver Adolphus
I lack confidence in that being a bodysafe product.
Rob Steedley
I don't have one so probably not
Dave Butler
Maggie it's purple, obviously it belongs in a butthole.
Hippie
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF FOR MISSING THAT JOKE
Earl Ross
Did you say alarm clock or alarm cock?
