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Don’t send me your dick pics

🕑 Added 2024-11-25 20:11:52 +0000 UTC

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Laura Wilson

Why on earth do men do this

Furball Jones

Usually when I tell someone I sent them a Dick pick...I send my Brothers face or a full clothed shot of me

Ian Fleming

When I was small I was pretty much obsessed with my penis. There's so many pictures of me from around the ages of four to six that I can't show in polite company because I'm quite innocently grabbing my junk; at weddings, birthday parties or at christenings. Then I grew out of my penis obsession. Seems that some guys never do and are convinced that other people really need to see what they stow away in their shorts. .

Paopaopao123

I will never understand the unsolicited dick pic culture. Maybe from really young guys that don’t know any better but these guys are older. If someone wants to see your dick, they will let you know. Otherwise keep it in your pants.

Sean Means

Let's face it, this guy's suck lol

Czernobog78

Really, that seems like the perfect time for that…when asked for it.

TGD

Can I send someone elses D pics if I don't have one?

Fablanta

That would very much depend on what the 'magic' determined to be male? Would it go on a species by species basis or just remove the the top, or bottom most male-ly flora and flora? Would that also include those still in seed or egg form? Would only breeding ready males be considered (humans are the only species we know of with no breeding season)? Some fauna can even flip sex. So it's not as simple a choice as it sounds.

Ellie

I'm here for the airplane invasion ✈️

Judson Scott Lewis

You mean, a DICK with a COCKney accent?

Ran-D

I'm not showing this masterpiece for free! Send a dollar along with a SASE. I don't do digital. Sorry ladies

Kai

Was the first pic used as evidence at one of his trials for indecent exposure?

Andie Pants

Sad thing is, when I actually ask for them while being flirty on OF, they NEVER DELIVER.

Zoey Attree

Although nothing will beat the time that my Dad walked into the room as I received an unsolicited picture on the computer and promptly replied, "Just tell him that if it was big enough for you to be interested, he could suck it himself, gal!" 🤣🤣🤣

Jonathan Scarborough

Slap the ol' Richard Nixon on them.

Brandon Washington

Phallus Portrait! That is IT! Bravo!🤣

Chris

🤣🤣🤣

Fred Terling

Brilliant!

Hippie

(S) as long as he's not doing a terrible cockney accent

Judson Scott Lewis

But... can I send you a picture of Dick Van Dyke?

Carlos Charlton

Why can’t men just grow up. If they want to show off that badly make their own OF page. Please men try and communicate by talking with the ladies you will find that a lot better than showing off the junk. Thats a one way ticket to banhood also i wonder if from a legal stand point that would be considered indecent exposure?

Hippie

(S) yeah, I guess you're right about that.

Christian Schoff

Well Thanos said it was completely random. So half of who remained would be shitty. But even with all shitty ones, the numbers would be very much against them. The patriarchy effectively dead.

Hippie

(S) depends on which half. Could you be stuck with the shitty ones.

Christian Schoff

If Thanos snapped away half of all male life in the universe, I genuinely think Earth would become a utopia.

Eric At Random

Y tho‽‽ Why do they do it‽‽‽ See what they've done‽ They're making me drag out the interrobang!! (that's not a euphemism)

Will B

(BIG SARCASM...NOT SERIOUS) But what if I dressed him up in a top hat and monocle? Or doing different things like jumping a motorcycle over the Grand Canyon? (PLEASE DON'T ADMIN ME)

Troy R

What year is this again?

Nate Hernandez

Lol. I don't understand why us guys do this. I have never met anyone who said, "bro, I sent a d pick and she ran over to my pad!" Sorry you women have to deal with that.

calvinit21

Why don't women ever do this sort of thing? I've had a lot of days where a random stranger sending me a titty pic could've really cheered me up.

Stefano Marcos Cavalcanti Torres

It goes without saying that unsolicited d pics are never okay. That being said, why the focus, lighting, pose and location of all of these so messed up? Guys, don't take d pics, but phallus portraits and only share them with people who agreed upon seeing them.

Zoey Attree

I've always found that sending them an unsolicited dick pic in return, along with the caption, "Mine is bigger" gets them out of my DMs *very* quickly! 😋