I could have lived my whole life without seeing this
🕑 Added 2024-09-24 15:58:42 +0000 UTC
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Nick
That is willld
Hippie
(Sarah) Yeah, the talent is definitely there, the designs are beautiful, if silly lol
Isaac Newby
His tattoos are a perfect mix of just beautiful design, and a picture that makes 13 year old me giggle.
Hippie
(Sarah) omg, the cockxolotl killed me!
Isaac Newby
If you loved these designs, check out dickfish tattoos on Instagram. https://www.instagram.com/dickfishh.tattoos?igsh=cWczY29idng0MmZs
Nique
The tissue box for when the MIL comes to visit.
Joe
I have channeled my inner George Tekai..... "OH myyyy'
GuinGuin1984
It’s the wrinkly donut route. It’s an anus on a chain.
jason sexton
I get most of those, but wouldn't the "b-hole" one just be a wrinkly donut? Unless cheeks are involved, then it's just an ass on a string :).
jason sexton
Dare I say... "Cooter Cabochons"?
jason sexton
You just opened Pandora's box by mentioning this desire, lol. Be prepared to be inundated with little plastic vulva(anyone know if there's a dedicated plural?) necklaces.
jason sexton
Because people... No, seriously people are why, lol. As an example, when I was a kid my mother had a friend who lit their cigarettes with a disturbingly accurate circumcized penis lighter. Thinking back on it, I cringe at the thought of the flame shooting from the end of that thing now.
GuinGuin1984
Did you notice she also sells nipple, b-hole, penis, & ball pendants?
Oldsalt
It has been my experience that those who are fascinated with such things, aren't getting enough of the real thing.
Ian Fleming
The Original Pussy Pendant. Well, you wouldn't want to be seen to be tacky and tasteless by parading around in a cheap knock off Pussy Pendant.
Hippie
(Sarah) lol, that would be hilarious!
Tj Griffin
We should all get you one then
Hippie
Well now I’ll take 3
ja ja
At least they're not hairy.
Hippie
(Sarah) Ngl, I a little bit want a pussy pendant.... I'm not sure what that says about me.
Keith Johnson
This is slightly terrifying
Christian Schoff
Weird.
Earl Ross
The question is...why?
calvinit21
The tissue box seems like a great home decor choice if you want to make sure people never visit you again.