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First time I ever thanked someone for a dick pic

🕑 Added 2024-10-02 14:35:57 +0000 UTC

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Bruticus42

As soon as I saw this, I heard in my head “it’s so veiny!” From the movie Waiting

John Fowler

all this talk about dick pics...what the hell, why not? here goes https://fixquotes.com/photo/author/richard-m-nixon_99c8z_800.jpg

Dan Prati

Sending unsolicited dick pics is already bad enough, but bragging and then proving you fall wildly short of said brag is truly some next-level stupid! At lease you got some content out of it I guess lol

Tom

If you need ammo for future offenders, let a guy know.

Tom

Also, there goes my size queen fantasy! Can't win them all.

Daniel Pagan

I don’t get the unsolicited dick pic thing. Never have. But with the advent of the internet, I wonder if this is not some misguided and misinformed idea of flexing, or driving the souped up car, etc. taken to a whole new level. Either way, it’s toxic and it needs to stop. Just my opinion.

Lawrence Luk

Hahha! I don’t know. I guess it’s an unseen body part to most?

Hippie

Why would you voice such a thought?

Lawrence Luk

Has anyone ever sent an unsolicited butthole pic?

Zephyrs_Horizon

6 inches is above average too 🫡

Tom

If people could properly ask for consent after a good conversation and have established good chemistry, there should be no problem.

Todd Lamothe

Receiving an unsolicited dick pic is no different than a man standing on the sidewalk and flashing you. It should be the same charge and the offender should be put on the sex offender list for say 10 years.

Spencer White

You could also reply saying excuse me I really can't tell if it's Mr or Mrs from your photos can you send another 1 using a magnification lense

Spencer White

This dude drives a lifted dodge 4x4 ,bought a Harley and white addidas after watching sons of anarchy. And fondles himself while watching CHIPS

Germaine Guynes

In my case, the lady and I were friends that were leaning towards dating.

Hippie

(Sarah) this is the way

Ian Fleming

Flaccid, my penis looks like a blind newborn vole with a receding hairline. Erect, it looks like all of the other dicks I have seen. In either condition I have zero intention of showing it to someone who isn't either 1) a partner that I am intimate with or 2) a trained medical professional. The idea of taking a pic of it and then sending it, unsolicited, to complete strangers goes beyond my ken, pun intended.

Hippie

(Sarah) my favorite response to an unsolicited stick pic is to ask them why they've sent me a picture of what is clearly a child's. My second favor is to send back one that is obnoxiously huge.

Germaine Guynes

Maybe he meant centimeters. I sent a dick pick and actually got titties in return. It works......10% of the time. You also run the risk of getting exposed on the Internet for years to come.

Sam Stephen

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 As a man, I can honestly say, I don’t have a single fucking clue why dudes do this… But this is funny shit right here lmfao

E

I made the mistake of assuming it would be some art or jewelry or something. NOPE... 😖

Fred Terling

I've received them, long story, well, actually, short story for another time. My wife complained as she never received one, so, being a good husband...😜