Do me duck style
🕑 Added 2025-02-13 18:51:22 +0000 UTC
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tyler gravitt
I would in a heart beat!
Dan Alonzo
My nickname's QuackQuack, but people do call me Ducky as well. (And so now I tend to make my screen names "Shucky Ducky") πππ
OG_Gamer_Bmore
You've heard of The Rose.. Now Introducing the newest female sex toy.. The Duck
Carlytto
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Joel Orbach
Ducks understand Chappell Roan, is all.
Frank
Unfortunately male ducks are not known to be very consensual with their female partners.
Breeza12345
Hahaha brilliance! You need a girl that gets very hyper focused...π
Andrew Johnson
I bow before a better box muncher
J
This would be a whole lot better without the tank top and bra
BDM41
QUACK QUACK
Earl Ross
I looked like it after my nose break. Did not stop
Andrew Johnson
If there was an emoji for horny laughter this is where I'd use it, so nice to hear I'm not the only one that appreciates the glazed danish look, and, personally, eeevery now and then the cherry glazed danish look is okay too, call me gross, I don't care, I'm down to go all Lestat from time to timeπ€·π§
Earl Ross
I salute your dedication and passion!
jason sexton
Bravo good sir on your dedication to continue the fight through partial blindness and injury, lol. This is why I hook an arm(or two if fingers aren't involved) around her hips and over the top of her pelvis. I'd rather not get a broken nose, and I don't think she'd appreciate me accidentally scraping her with teeth if she hit me at the wrong angle. And yes, the lady always comes first. Multiple times if I can manage it. I have no issues coming up for air looking like a glazed danish ;).
jason sexton
Oh dear sweet Jesus Christ, I haven't thought of that audio clip since I was in high school. Good memories, but I feel old again lol.
Jeremy
Little guys just jackhammering that.
Earl Ross
So well said, my esteemed colleague. I, too, am currently without a caring significant other, but when I am, the lady always comes first!
Michael Supergeil
Remember when the internet was young and Donald Duck getting a hummer went viral?
Andrew Johnson
Agreed, haven't actually had permanent injuries yet, currently lacking anyone to be injured upon but when I did have someone, man, my teeth certainly rubbed the inside of my lips raw a couple of times, but definitely, if you aren't enthusiastically diving down on her, don't expect her to on you, kitties deserve a tongue bath way more than snakes do anywaysπΈπ
Trev
"You're outta luck until you've gone duck" - Howard the Duck
Max Oliverio
Um. That's not a baby boy. That's a female. Which explains everything. You want it done right? Get yourself a chick. π
Troy R
goals
BBQPanda
Search youtube videos of βduck penisβ and you will change your mind
Earl Ross
What man doesn't do that? You know I broke my nose like that and kept going. If guys aren't doing that right and often, find another guy, ladies!
Fiberoptikassassin
Taught that duck everything he knows.
David
And now I'm hungry
Old Penguin
-Gilbert Godfreid voice- AFLAC!!!
Kimmy k
Some duck clearly enjoying what's in front of him
Thomas Cross
Just saying I've made that noise while going down on a woman... lol just saying
William
π€£π€£π€£yeah like a chunky guy eating cake
Nick Rassman
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Andrew M
Alright folks, let's keep the line nice and organized.
Jim Dagg
All that said - when I first saw this post title I was afraid we were going to be discussing the duck's corkscrew-shaped penis...
Jim Dagg
If I tried that my hips would detach from my body.
Thats Me
Duckin' a.